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Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:57 am
by silverscreenselect
Rudy Giuliani tweet 8/6/18 wrote:There is a moron on Fox claiming I chain smoke cigarettes worrying about the President’s tweets. Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘me. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School.
"Don't smoke cigarettes. Hate 'me."

Sometimes Rudy displays unexpected wisdom.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:08 am
by Mitzi The Bimbocorn
silverscreenselect wrote:
Rudy Giuliani tweet 8/6/18 wrote:There is a moron on Fox claiming I chain smoke cigarettes worrying about the President’s tweets. Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘me. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School.
"Don't smoke cigarettes. Hate 'me."

Sometimes Rudy displays unexpected wisdom.

I, like, totally only smoke premium cigars as well!!! I'll even, like, chain smoke them in the right situation....

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:36 am
by Billy Bored Thornton
I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



Peaches.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:40 am
by Bob Juch
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



Peaches.
I don't know if I smoke after sex; I've never looked.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:08 pm
by flockofseagulls104
Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:10 pm
by silverscreenselect
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:20 pm
by Bob Juch
silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
:lol:

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:19 pm
by Appa23
silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
I think that we have different ideas of what is idiotic.

Correcting for obvious typo, in response to some guy saying that he smokes cigarettes, Giuliani notes that he doesn't:

"Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘em. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School."

I took the "sue his law school if he is a lawyer" thing to simply reflect that the guy doesn't check his facts before he states a conclusion. (Note to all of the attorneys here)

Is it a waste of time to tweet this stuff? Sure! But, it is a societal norm now to tweet things that don't need to be expressed, and post needlessly on various internet comment boards.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:16 pm
by Estonut
Appa23 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
I think that we have different ideas of what is idiotic.

Correcting for obvious typo, in response to some guy saying that he smokes cigarettes, Giuliani notes that he doesn't:

"Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘em. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School."

I took the "sue his law school if he is a lawyer" thing to simply reflect that the guy doesn't check his facts before he states a conclusion. (Note to all of the attorneys here)

Is it a waste of time to tweet this stuff? Sure! But, it is a societal norm now to tweet things that don't need to be expressed, and post needlessly on various internet comment boards.
If you look at Giuliani's Twitter feed, this tweet is preceded by 4 tweets and succeeded by 2 more about Chicago gun violence over the weekend, yet THIS is what the MSM jumps on?

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:30 pm
by littlebeast13
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



Peaches.

What happens on the farm stays on the farm.....

lb13

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:24 am
by Vandal
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Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:30 pm
by BackInTex
littlebeast13 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



Peaches.

What happens on the farm stays on the farm.....

lb13
I wish. There was that time at Monticello...and now we have to put up with it.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:45 pm
by Cigarette Nazi
Vandal wrote:Image

PUT OUT THAT SMOKE YOU NASTY OLD ELF!!!!

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:18 am
by Politically Incorrect Inc.
Now this is my kind of thread!

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:26 am
by Marge Schott
Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:Now this is my kind of thread!

Ciggies and Nazis. What's not to love?

Cough! Hack! Cough!

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:02 am
by Billy Bored Thornton
Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:09 am
by Beebs52
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.
Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:43 pm
by Billy Bored Thornton
Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.
Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.

I hear ya knockin'!

All my doors are open.



Toots!

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:00 pm
by Liberace
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.
Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.

I hear ya knockin'!

All my doors are open.



Toots!

Knock knock knocking on Billy Bob's back door!!!!

Re: Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:16 pm
by Beebs52
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.
Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.

I hear ya knockin'!

All my doors are open.





Toots!
Ya got some dry rot in your jambs there.

Slug