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 Post subject: Re: Fire up the toaster!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:37 pm 
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Seattle has lost 69 games so the Mariners cannot win more than 93 games this season. Houston has won 97 games so Seattle cannot with the American League Western Division. Oakland has won 94 games so the Mariners will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the American League Western Division. Boston and the Yankees each have won at least 95 games so Seattle also will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the American League Eastern Division.

The rainy season has begun. Seattle has been toastified. --Bob

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:46 am 
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Washington has lost 77 games so the Nationals cannot win more than 85 games. Atlanta has won 87 games so Washington cannot win the National League Eastern Division. The Cubs, the Brewers, and the Cardinals all have won at least 86 games so the Nationals will finish behind at least two non-division winners in the National League Central Division.

Get up, get out of here, and gone, Washington! The Nationals have been toastified. --Bob

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Philadelphia has lost 77 games to the Phillies cannot win more than 85 games. Atlanta has won 88 games so the Philles cannot win the National League Eastern Division. Chicago, Milwaukee, and St. Louis all have won at least 87 games so Philadelphia will finish behind at least two non-division winners in the National League Central Division.

Looks like this year will be another Saab story. Philadelphia has been toastified. --Bob

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Arizona has lost 77 games so the Diamondbacks cannot win more than 85 games. The Dodgers have won 87 games so Arizona cannot win the National League Western Division. Chicago, Milwaukee, and St. Louis all have won at least 87 games so the Diamondbacks will finish behind at least two non-division winners in the National League Central Division.

It's another dry year in the desert. Arizona has been toastified. --Bob

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Tampa Bay has lost 69 games so the Rays cannot win more than 93 games. Boston has won 105 games so Tampa Bay cannot with the American League Eastern Division. The Yankees have won 96 games so the Rays will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the American League Eastern Division. Houston and Oakland each have won at least 94 games so Tampa Bay also will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the American League Western Division.

Tampa Bay is having a devil of a time returning to October baseball. The Rays have been toastified. --Bob

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Congratulations to the Oakland As, who have clinched a postseason berth. --Bob

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Pittsburgh has lost 76 games so the Pirates cannot win more than 86 games. The Cubs have won 91 games so the Pirates cannot win the National League Central Division. Milwaukee and St. Louis each have won at least 87 games so Pittsburgh will finish behind at least two non-division winners in the National League Central Division.

It's time for the hopes of Pirate fans to walk the plank. Pittsburgh has been toastified. --Bob

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Congratulations to the American League Western Division champion Houston Astros. --Bob

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Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers, who have clinched a postseason berth. --Bob

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Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs, who have clinched a postseason berth. --Bob

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Congratulations to the Colorado Rockies, who have clinched a postseason berth. —Bob

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St. Louis has lost 73 games so the Cardinals cannot win more than 89 games. The Cubs have won 94 games so St. Louis cannot win the National League Central Division. Milwaukee has won 93 games so the Cardinals will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the National League Central Division. The Rockies and the Dodgers each have won at least 90 games so the Cardinals will finish behind at least one non-division winner in the National League Western Division.

You can meet me in St. Louis, but not for October baseball. The Cardinals have been toastified. —Bob

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Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers, who have clinched a postseason berth. —Bob

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Congratulations to the National League Central Division champion Milwaukee Brewers. --Bob

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Congratulations to the National League Western Division champion Los Angeles Dodgers. --Bob

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