Special ed teacher
Mobile, Ala.
$500
Which of these occupations is the only one not quite glamorous enough to make AVClub.com’s list of “11 Jobs Common Only In Romantic Comedies”?
A: Architect B: Bookstore owner
C: Quiznos assistant manager D: Magazine editor
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$1,000
Some say it’s union leader Peter J. McGuire, while others say it’s union leader Matthew Maguire (no relation), who deserves the credit for inventing what holiday?
A: Hanukkah B: Easter
C: New Year’s Day D: Labor Day
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A: 1% B: 1% C: 5% D: 93%
That’s what she thought.
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$2,000
Complete this line from a 1995 Alanis Morissette hit: “I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is” … ?
A: Cracking macadamia nuts B: Giving a peace sign
C: Struggling to work a stick shift D: Caught in a raccoon trap
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50/50 leaves cracking macadamia nuts and giving a peace sign.
You can’t crack macadamia nuts with one hand.
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$3,000
When Matt “Megatoad” Stonie downed 125 cupcakes in under 9 minutes on YouTube recently, he consumed roughly 12,000 calories, or about how many per cupcake?
A: 9.6 B: 96
C: 960 D: 9600
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Sarah is the season’s first llama.
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