Grandpa wants ya to learn a little bit about history. Yeah, a time when there weren't no cellular telegraphs that take pictures or Tweeter or any of that fancy schmancy rubbish!
Yeah, y'all are gonna learn a bit about Grandpa's days. Time was when I was a young, spry, buckin' bronc who didn't need a cane and a bottle of Viagra to get around. No sir, let me tell ya! Got a great way to learn ya all about the good ol' days, as well! My old foxhole mate back in The Big One... oh whathisname.... dadgumit! Oh, Vandal! Yeah, him. He made up a game celebrating the past. It's called Decades! Now shut yer traps and ya might learn somethin'!
Ya wanna know something about the 50's? I'll bet you youngins don't even remember the 50's. Let Decades tell you about how fabulous the 50's were!
Things got a little testy in the 60's, but by golly, we got through the dadburn decade!
Grandpa happens to be particularly fond of the 70's...
The 80's were totally rad, except for those bloody Spanish!
And the 90's were a time of discovery...
Of course, I'll bet you little whippersnappers care more about recent history than the glorious past. Fine! Decades also covers the 00's...
(Sigh) And even the 10's...
Aren't y'all lucky ya don't have to walk ten miles uphill both ways in the snow to play Decades like your Grandpa used to do? Ya little whippersnappers better play Decades: PrimeTime starting next Monday October 15th, or I'll have ya go out and fetch me a switch off the ol' willow tree and I'll ten yer little hides!!!
Now get off of my Bored! It's Grandpa's naptime...
Listen Up, Ya Whippersnappers!
- Grandpa Beast
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Listen Up, Ya Whippersnappers!
Yes, I said uphill BOTH ways, you darn whippersnappers!