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Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys

#1 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:35 am

We're smoking one half turkey, turkey breast with a cavity but no legs, and doing another in the oven as a stuffing vehicle. I care not about turkey, but stuffing is the only worthwhile food other than potatoes. Kids and grandbabes coming over so I/we can spread 5he kindercare crud love.
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#2 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:13 pm

Beebs52 wrote:We're smoking one half turkey

I think I smoked a turkey once back in college. Probably a yam or two as well.
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#3 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:18 pm

I would smoke a turkey, but I can never get the damn things lighted.
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#4 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:32 pm

Like, dudes, ya gotta ease into it. Long matches are key. And salmonella vaccine.
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#5 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:33 pm

Here's how we smoke our turkey:

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#6 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:50 pm

Bob Juch wrote:Here's how we smoke our turkey:

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According to the firefighter son, that's one of the reasons why their most busy days of the year always include Thanksgiving. They also brace for a number of calls from folks who have set their garages on fire when the deep fat turkey fryers go up in shooting flames.


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#7 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:01 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I would smoke a turkey, but I can never get the damn things lighted.

Just as well. When I smoked mine, I started seeing pilgrims. Kinda freaked me out. :? :shock: 8)
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys

#8 Post by Estonut » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:12 am

silvercamaro wrote:According to the firefighter son, that's one of the reasons why their most busy days of the year always include Thanksgiving. They also brace for a number of calls from folks who have set their garages on fire when the deep fat turkey fryers go up in shooting flames.
Yup, it's quite the science experiment for those who fail to fully thaw them first!
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