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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:44 pm 
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I am thrilled to have been elected Miss Thanksgiving with 100 percent of the votes cast (two, actually.) I will strive to conduct a fair, just, and well-behaved reign.

As it turned out, I didn't get to ride in a convertible and wave, because I don't have one, and my mom doesn't have one either. I asked her to go buy one, but she said all the car dealerships were closed because of the Thanksgiving holiday. I made the best of it. I crowded into Wiki's favorite front window and waved at all the cars that drove by and the people walking with their dogs. A big yellow dog waved his fluffy tail back at me.

I believe that my waving skills are in the "excellent" category, because I watched some you tubes of my namesake, Miss Queen Elizabeth II, waving to crowds. (Or maybe I am her namesake. I'm not quite certain of how that works.) Anyway, her waving is the gold standard of waves, because she (or so I have read) was raised by Corgi dogs. "Wave" is a lot like "Shake," which I learned at the University of PetSmart, except sideways.

Thank you for your support. Warm, wet kisses all around.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:44 am 
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You're welcome Lizbit. I'm proud of my vote.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:35 pm 
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Hey, Lizbit!

Can I vote for you retroactively?

I'm just happy to see that the "Miss" in your subject line is capitalized. I'd hate to see otherwise.

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A very well-deserved honor, indeed, Miss Lizbit! Congratulations. I'm confidant your wave surpassed QEII's in both style and panache.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 3:15 pm 
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I'm sorry my participation was faulty. I has da crud. I knowv your reign will be a meteor shower of glory.

At least a nose slobber of glory. Like that.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:22 pm 
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Lizbit, I hope you got a crown!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:54 pm 
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Miss Queen Elizabeth II was indeed raised by Pembroke Corgis. She is well known for her superb style and taste.

My wish for you is a long and successful reign, same as enjoyed by Miss QEII.

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