S. SpielBored Presents: The Towering Bored Inferno

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S. SpielBored Presents: The Towering Bored Inferno

#1 Post by Steven Spielbored » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:10 am

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Scene: The Bored. One of the tallest internet sites in cyberspace. A shiny testament to American ingenuity…

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…and excess.


Scene: The dedication of The Bored a week after it opens. Many of those responsible for getting it built have gathered
for a party high up in the Promenade Forum.


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Meet Bored architect TBone Roberts:

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His fiancé TGirl (The T- couple are so cute):

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LB the Bored builder:

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Lead software designer Flock:

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“Seasoned” couple Beebs and Jarnon:

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Sprots, Tangredi and other guests cut the ribbon and The Bored is officially re-opened!

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Scene: Bored Administrator SSS notices that a spark from a political post has started a fire a few floors below the party…

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and he notifies his supervisor...

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who contacts TBone:

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who breaks the news to TGirl:

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TGirl: What’s the matter?

TBone: Just a little fire that could spread through the entire building, engulfing us in a deadly inferno.

TGirl: What should we do?

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TBone: We’re half-naked, gorgeous and in bed. What do you think we should do?

TGirl: Good point, big boy.


Scene: LB and Flock discuss the shortcuts made during the building of the Bored

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LB: Did you change any of TBone’s HTML specifications?

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Flock: I most certainly did.

LB: For God’s sakes why? You knew the political traffic would be high on the main forum.

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Flock: We were running over budget and out of money. Besides, all the polls said SHE was supposed to win, remember?
If SHE won, we wouldn’t be having these problems.

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LB: Well, SHE lost. And now a spark from the Mueller thread is threatening the entire building.

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Flock: That doesn’t make any sense. None of this promo makes any sense!

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Scene: LB stops for a smoke and calls his agent

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LB: Get me the hell out of this crappy promo!


Scene: Bored fire chief BiT arrives to assess the situation

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and meets up with TBone and TGirl

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Scene: BiT calls his agent

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BiT: Get the me the hell out of this crappy promo, now!


Scene: BBs begin to panic and make a run for the Transcripts Forum…

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but there is no escape!

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Scene: Fire crews arrive and begin to put out the fire.

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but there is no stopping the power of a massive political thread gone wild.

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Scene: Another group of BBs, including LB and Flock, try to escape down the FNGD forum elevators.

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Unfortunately, it’s never smart to take an elevator during a fire.

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Scene: Beebs and others head for the stairs, but an explosion rips the stairway apart.

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TBone tries to save Beebs, but, sadly, she is permanently logged out.

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TBone: Sorry Beebs!

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(Director’s note: Kudos to Beebs for her marvelous death scenes in both crappy disaster promos!)


Scene: The carnage continues as BBs attempt to flee the Bored any means possible.

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Scene: A group of BBs make it to the Suggestion Box forum…

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but that ends badly too. There is no escape!


Scene: BBs across the Bored come to the realization that they are trapped and will not get out.

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Jarnon: If I cover my ears will this crappy promo just go away?

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TBone (to agent): You’re fired!


Scene: BiT, TGirl and TBone discuss their options.

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TGirl: We’re all going to be logged off and terminated, aren’t we?

BiT: You know, using Bored terminology at a time like this makes no sense.

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TBone: Okay. How about this answer in plain English. We’re all fucked!

BiT: That’s better.


Scene: TBone and BiT have a plan.

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TBone: It's totally out of control and we’ve got about fifteen minutes. I want to try something.
I want to blow those water tanks in the post pinned to the top of the Bored Posts forum - I think it
might kill the fire.

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BiT: You mean the Esto Spills His Guts: A Geocaching Mystery post? Wait. That doesn’t make any sense. We can’t just keep
throwing Bored terms around. It’s lazy writing.

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TBone: Lier. We can do anything we want in a crappy promo. Now let’s get up there.

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BiT (to agent): You’re fired!


Scene: TBone and BiT arrive in the Esto Spills His Guts post and head to the water tanks.

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They set the explosives and return to the Promenade Forum with the other survivors.

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Scene: BBs prepare themselves for the aftermath of Esto spilling his guts, I mean, water, on the top of the forum.
TBone tells everyone to secure themselves.

Jarnon straps in…

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BiT confesses…

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BiT: God, please know that I don’t want to destroy The Bored. Give me a break on this one.


SSS quickly runs in (sorry folks, he didn’t die in the fire…maybe next time).

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Scene: The tanks explode, sending water everywhere and destroying every forum, subforum, post and PM.


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Some were not so lucky (hey, TBone told you to strap in):

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Epilogue: The Bored is completely ruined, but some BBs survived.

Jarnon and SSS (and even Dumbelina the cat)

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Scene: BiT, TBone and TGirl have a final discussion.

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BiT: I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson, today.

TGirl: Yeah. You can’t just take any movie and make it into a crappy promo!

TBone: True, but more importantly: Even though it’s a burned-out, water-logged
shell of its former itself, The Bored will go on.




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#2 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:18 am

I outlasted both Flock and Marcia Clark. I should get some credit for that.
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#3 Post by franktangredi » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:34 am

Cool ending.

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#4 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:26 am

LMAO

Just one little edit - I'm pretty sure it was my idea to blow the water towers...
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#5 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:04 am

If I wasn't wearing all those flappy dresses maybe I'd stand a chance. But NO.
Well, then

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#6 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:21 am

Beebs52 wrote:If I wasn't wearing all those flappy dresses maybe I'd stand a chance. But NO.

RiP(romos), Beebs.
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#7 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:57 am

tlynn78 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:If I wasn't wearing all those flappy dresses maybe I'd stand a chance. But NO.

RiP(romos), Beebs.
Oh you ho. Cavorting with Paul.
Well, then

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#8 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:58 am

Beebs52 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:If I wasn't wearing all those flappy dresses maybe I'd stand a chance. But NO.

RiP(romos), Beebs.
Oh you ho. Cavorting with Paul.
Er Tbone...
Well, then

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#9 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:49 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:

RiP(romos), Beebs.
Oh you ho. Cavorting with Paul.
Er Tbone...

Shh - don't tell his wife. Or my husband.
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#10 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:54 pm

I'm pretty sure this Bored was designed to be flame retardant. Or maybe that's just plain re...... er, nevermind.

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#11 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:21 am

Beebs52 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:

RiP(romos), Beebs.
Oh you ho. Cavorting with Paul.
Er Tbone...

It's not what it looks like. Really!

I mean, me as Paul Newman should be a testament to that.
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#12 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:18 pm

T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Oh you ho. Cavorting with Paul.
Er Tbone...

It's not what it looks like. Really!

I mean, me as Paul Newman should be a testament to that.
Yeah. Yeah. You a ho too.
Well, then

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