Lyrically Speaking - 1/28/19

[littlebeast13]

If today happens to be the anniversary of your birth..... well then, happy birthday! If that's not the case.... well, then you can feel like it's your special day with this LSWE game themed around that most selfish of all celebrations, the birthday! This game is guaranteed to be more fun than a Chuck E. Cheese full of 8 year olds off their Ritalin...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

[kroxquo]

Spoiler

If today happens to be the anniversary of your birth..... well then, happy birthday! If that's not the case.... well, then you can feel like it's your special day with this LSWE game themed around that most selfish of all celebrations, the birthday! This game is guaranteed to be more fun than a Chuck E. Cheese full of 8 year olds off their Ritalin...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Celebrate - Three Dog Night

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's My Party - Lesley Gore

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Candle in the Wind - Elton John

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

99 Red Balloons - Nena

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday. Happy Birthday - Weird Al Jankovic

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever! I know it's not technically a birthday cake, but it is pretty awesome

[earendel]

Spoiler

1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET SIXTEEN - Neil Sedaka

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball
CELEBRITY BALL - Three Dog Night

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile
IT'S MY PARTY (AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO) - Lesley Gore

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.
SIXTEEN CANDLES - The Crests

[jarnon]

Spoiler

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile
IT’S MY PARTY AND I’LL CRY IF I WANT TO

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
CANDLE IN THE WIND, ELTON JOHN

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep
BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS, PINK

Kroxquo Bonus: PARTY IN THE U.S.A., MILEY CYRUS

Image Bonus:

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen
Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball
Celebrate - Three Dog Night

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby
Wrap it Up - The Fabulouso Thunderbirds

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
Long Skirt, Short Jacket - Cake

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile
It's My Party - Lesley Gore

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love
Space Age Love Song - SSS ... no, it is his brother in arms... A Flock of Seagulls

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Candle in the Wind - Elton John

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep
Blow Me (one last kiss) - Pink

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.
Old Man - Neil Young

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
Ice Cream Man - Van Halen


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.
Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Happy birthday Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka
2. nope
3. Celebrate - three dog night
4. nope
5. nope
6. It's my party - Lesley Gore
7. Space Age Love Song - Flock of Haircuts...errr...Seagulls
8. Candle in the Wind - Sir Elton
9. nope
10. Old Man - Neil Young
11. 99 Red Balloons - Nena
12. ice Cream Man - Van Halen


Kroxquo Bonus: Older - They Might Be Giants


Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

[franktangredi]

Spoiler

1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET SIXTEEN/NEIL SEDAKA

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball
CELEBRATE/THREE DOG NIGHT

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile
IT'S MY PARTY/LESLEY GORE

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
CANDLE IN THE WIND/ELTON JOHN

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
99 LUFTBALLONS/NENA

[quote]Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.
[/quote]

SCARLET RIBBONS/HARRY BELAFONTE

[quote]Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever![/quote]

[AlphaDummy]

Spoiler

1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

And That's Why I Didn't F ing Invite You - Alf O'Dummy

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Celebrate - Three Dong Night

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

Wrap It Up - Fabulous Thunderbirds

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's My Party - Leslie Gore

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Candle In The Wind - Sir Reginald Dwight

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

Old Man - Neil Young

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

99 Red Balloons - Nena

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

Games People Play - Joe South

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

[T_Bone0806]

Spoiler

If today happens to be the anniversary of your birth..... well then, happy birthday! If that's not the case.... well, then you can feel like it's your special day with this LSWE game themed around that most selfish of all celebrations, the birthday! This game is guaranteed to be more fun than a Chuck E. Cheese full of 8 year olds off their Ritalin...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen-Neil Sedaka


2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

Hey, That's My Cake, and Why Is It So Wet?-Dude from 'MacArthur Park" Who Left It Out


3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Celebrate-Three Dog Night


4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

96 Going On 18-Nursing Home Floozies


5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

Finding The Right Nursing Home-On The Waiting List


6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's My Party-Lesley Gore


7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

Space Age Love Song-A Flock of Seagulls


8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Candle In The Wind-Elton John


9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

Just Another Respectful, Courteous Political Discussion on the Bored-U No Hoo


10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

Old Man-Neil Young


11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

99 Luftballoons (or Red Balloons, takes yer pick)-Nena


12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too

Ice Cream Man-Van Halen


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

Sixteen Candles-The Crests


Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

Well, it WAS a nice cake until THESE guys got involved...

[Vandal]

Spoiler

1. Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka
6. It's My Party - Leslie Gore
8. Candle In the Wind - Elton John
10. Old Man - Neil Young
12. Ice Cream Man - Van Halen


Kroxquo Bonus: Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy

Image Bonus:

[Ritterskoop]

Spoiler

[quote="littlebeast13"]If today happens to be the anniversary of your birth..... well then, happy birthday! If that's not the case.... well, then you can feel like it's your special day with this LSWE game themed around that most selfish of all celebrations, the birthday! This game is guaranteed to be more fun than a Chuck E. Cheese full of 8 year olds off their Ritalin...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball
Celebrity Ball, Three Dog Night

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Candle in the Wind, Elton John

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.
Old Man, Neil Young

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
99 Red Balloons, Nena

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.
Tubthumping, Chumbawumba

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever![/quote]

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

1.) Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen - , 3.) Celebrate - Three Dog Night, 6.) It's My Party - Lesley Gore, 8.) Candle In The Wind - Elton John. Krox Bonus: I Just Want To Celebrate - Rare Earth.

[SportsFan68]

Spoiler

[quote="littlebeast13"]If today happens to be the anniversary of your birth..... well then, happy birthday! If that's not the case.... well, then you can feel like it's your special day with this LSWE game themed around that most selfish of all celebrations, the birthday! This game is guaranteed to be more fun than a Chuck E. Cheese full of 8 year olds off their Ritalin...

This should be easy! How many songs about birthdays can there be?

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen, Neil Sedaka

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

"This should be easy!" HA! Yeah, right.

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Celebrate, Sly and the Family Stone

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

See 2.

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

See 2.

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, Lesley Gore

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

See 2.

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Candle in the Wind, Elton John. OK, these aren't all about birthdays. Candle is the only way to get there. Sigh.........

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

See 8.

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

I could probably get this by Wednesday or so, but I feel confident the scorekeeper wouldn't take it.

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

Oh boy, prescience points!

99 Red Balloons, Nena

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too

See 2.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

Birthday, Beatles.

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!



[/quote]

[mellytu74]

Spoiler

1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET SIXTEEN - NEIL SEDAKA
3. CELEBRATE! - THREE DOG NIGHT
4. WRAP IT UP - SAM & DAVE
6. IT'S MY PARTY - LESLEY GORE
8. CANDLE IN THE WIND - ELTON JOHN
9. BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS - PINK

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN - GARY LEWIS & THE PLAYBOYS

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

[Earl the Squirrel]

Spoiler

If today happens to be the anniversary of your birth..... well then, happy birthday! If that's not the case.... well, then you can feel like it's your special day with this LSWE game themed around that most selfish of all celebrations, the birthday! This game is guaranteed to be more fun than a Chuck E. Cheese full of 8 year olds off their Ritalin...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

I Wish - Skee-Lo

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Celebrate - Three Dong Night

Dong points are a thing, right???

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

Black Jacket Long Skirt - Cake

Or something like that, you know what I mean...

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's My Party - Lesley Gore

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Candle in the Wind - Elton John

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

Blow Me - Pink

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

Old Man - Neil Young

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

99 Red Balloons - Nena

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too

Ice Cream Man - Van Halen


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

Rock of Ages - Def Leppard

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

If your name is Nathania, anyway....

[Lizbit]

Me and Wiki didn't know any of the songs today, darn it. But that didn't stop Wiki from looking and looking for birthday cakes for dogs. We both were astonished at the amazing array of birthday cakes for sale that were meant for dogs to eat. They come in all kinds of flavors, like carrot cake and vegetarian and sirloin-buffalo. Yum. I do not know why my mom has kept that important knowledge from us. Maybe she is eating them all herself, or maybe she just needs a little more education about the proper role and responsibilities of a dog mom.

I wish we could show you some of these culinary masterpieces, but I can't make any of them show up in this post. I remember the good old days when you could google a picture and get a link with the proper ending and all that, but not any more. I plan to write Mr. Google a strict but persuasive letter to change his site back to showing more cooperative photographs.

We also decided that not only were dog birthday parties an excellent idea, but we should get them seven times a year. With cakes and presents. If any of you know my mom, you should write her a strict but persuasive email and tell her. In a modern world, dogs are not just dogs any more. We are Birthday Girls!

My sister also found a US corporation that calls itself The Farting Dog Company, which sells things. They have a stuffed Farting Sloth toy that I fancy greatly. Instead of having a squeaker, the sloth makes a fart noise. That would make me and Wiki laff and laff. You may think of me and Wiki as sophisticated young ladies, but we have our silly moments.

[Estonut]

Spoiler

If today happens to be the anniversary of your birth..... well then, happy birthday! If that's not the case.... well, then you can feel like it's your special day with this LSWE game themed around that most selfish of all celebrations, the birthday! This game is guaranteed to be more fun than a Chuck E. Cheese full of 8 year olds off their Ritalin...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Celebrate - Three Dog Night


4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

Wrap It Up - Eurythmics


5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

Short Skirt, Long Jacket - Cake


6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's My Party - Lesley Gore


7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

Space Age Love Song - A Flock of Seagulls


8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Candle in the Wind - Elton John


9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - P!nk


10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

Old Man - Neil Young


11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

99 Luftballons - Nena


12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

Alcohol - BNL



Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!


Oops! I thought you said "Beastliest"!!!11

[Bob78164]

[spoiler=Oh happy birthday.
Oh happy birthday.
Pain and sorrow fill the air;
People dying everywhere.
Oh happy birthday.
Oh happy birthday.]1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

Candle in the Wind, Elton John

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

[/spoiler] --Bob

[A Non E. Muss]

I know I'm going to suck at tonight's game!

Spoiler

1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET SIXTEEN-Neil Sedaka

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all

I WISH-Skee-Lo

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

IF YOU'VE GOT IT, FLAUNT IT-Lady Godiva

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby

IS THAT YOU, LADY GODIVA?-Peeping Tom

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

IT IS YOU, LADY GODIVA!-Peeping Tom II

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

IT'S MY PARTY-Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin (also Lesley Gore)

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love

SPACE AGE LOVE SONG-A Flock Of Seagulls

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

WHERE AM I NOW?-Ugly Betty

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep

DID I WIN MY LAWSUIT AGAINST TRUMP YET?-Stormy Daniels

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

THE BROTHERS GRIMM GOT NOTHIN' ON ME-Mother Goose

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

99 RED BALLOONS-Nena (A Non E. Muss op-ed: The English version of the song is way better than the German version.)

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too

RED SOLO CUP-Toby Keith

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains something you'd associate with a birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY-Altered Images

Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!



(Comic Book Guy) Best...cake...ever! (CBG)

[A Non E. Muss]

Spoiler

Goddamn it! Whenever I post a great image, someone always beats me to the punch. Oh well! At least I get JJC points for copying someone's paper. Hopefully, I'll get 4 JJC points this time around. Snap snap wink wink grin grin say no more!

[littlebeast13]

1. Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a baby anymore
You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen
Happy Birthday Sweet 16 - Neil Sedaka

2. 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
I Wish - Skee Lo (One of the best damned hip hop songs ever...)

3. Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball
Celebrate - Three Do(N)g Night (Or exploding dongs... which reminds me, I got a call yesterday that came up on the Caller ID "Charles Negron"...)

4. I've been watching you for days, now baby
I just love your sexy ways, now baby
You know our love will never stop, now baby
Just put your loving in my box, now baby
Wrap It Up - Fabulous Thunderbirds (Also an old group and apparently the Eurythmics...)

5. She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
Short Skirt, Long Jacket - Cake (No points for anyone who screwed up the title!)

6. Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile
It's My Party - Leslie Gore

7. I saw your eyes
And you made me smile
For a little while
I was falling in love
Space Age Love Song - A Flock of Seagulls (One of the first videos I ever saw on VH-1 Classic during the channel's early days in 2002...)

8. Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Candle in the Wind - Elton John

9. No more sick, whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You'll be calling a trick, 'cause you'll no longer sleep
Blow Me - Pink (This song validates my feelings about title parentheticals...)

10. Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.
Old Man - Neil Young

11. To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
99 Red Balloons - Nena (Absolutely agree with Anon... the English version of this song was fine on its own. If a song's playing in German, it better damned well be Falco...)

12. I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
Ice Cream Man - Van Halen (No innuendo intended in this song, I'd imagine.... )


Image Bonus: Show me the bestest birthday cake ever!

This was a very hard choice since there were many great cakes submitted for my approval! In the end, Kitty Sandwich told me he'd cut my balls off if I didn't choose Panic's giant pile of shit cake for the IBB. Don't forget to pass out the Charmin napkins...

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:


Krox gets 3 JJC points for this:



jarnon gets a JJC point for sucking up...

Panic gets a supermax for Fabulouso, SSS and organic cakes...

Weasel gets a JJC point for a birthday cake we'd all love to have...

frank gets 2 JJC points for Marilyn Monroe's stand-in...

AD gets 2 JJC points because dongs and nuts go together like chocolate and peanut butter...

TBone gets 3 JJC points for political whiskey dick and the Stooges ruining the cake...

Vandal gets 2 JJC points for a modest cake proposal...

Sprots gets 3 JJC points for having extreme difficulty grasping the easy theme of the game, and for using an image that nobody who doesn't thoroughly read my blog would understand why it fits this game...

melly gets 2 JJC points for Rickrolling me...

Earl gets 2 JJC points which she should donate to poor, poor Nathania...

Lizbit and Wiki gets a supermax for their excellent research. Though I would recommend sternly worded letters rather than strict but persuasive...

Esto gets 2 JJC points for getting shitfaced on his birthday and for Beasts...

Bob gets a JJC point for being really hungry...

Anon gets 3 JJC points for agreeing with me on Nena, peeping on nudists, and for copying off of everyone's paper all the time...


Points:

Krox 15+3
ear 7
jarnon 12+1
Panic 27+5+5
Weasel 23+1
frank 17+2
AD 21+2
TBone 23+3
Vandal 17+2
Skoop 9
Hottie 9
Sprots 16+3
melly 19+2
Earl 26+2
LizWiki 0+5
Esto 25+2
Bob 2+1
Anon 17+3

[SportsFan68]

I did not have any trouble grasping the theme! I had trouble getting songs that have nothing to do with birthdays! And I didn't get my prescience points either! And I didn't get my spelling points for Lesley Gore! And it's a good thing i can spell, because the Spellebration is tomorrow night! Lesley probably won't be one of the words, though . . .