My New Dad Joke

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My New Dad Joke

#1 Post by Spock » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:35 pm

and I am rather proud of this one.

I am trying to develop a taste for Scotch (I know, dare to dream big) and I just opened my first bottle tonight.

I asked the kids "When they say 2 fingers of Scotch-do they mean 2 fingers held together horizontal or held end to end vertically?"

Thank you, Thank you-I will be here all week.

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Re: My New Dad Joke

#2 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:53 pm

They all laughed when you said you wanted to be a comic. Well, they're not laughing now.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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Re: My New Dad Joke

#3 Post by Vandal » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:38 pm

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