Lyrically Speaking - 1/17/19

[ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine]

Wow, has it already been an entire decade since I was last relevant? And you're not all dead yet? Eh, that's how it is in the apocalyptic pandemic business... one day you're the death of mankind, and the next day you're hanging out with flesh eating bacteria and Y2K in the dustbin of media scare history. So anyway, now that people no longer fear me, I've retired to this beautiful pigpen out in the country here. And since I've got plenty of free time to write games, I came up with one for the LSWE that LB's going to let me post that's all about this farm life I've gotten used to! The livin's easy and.... oh excuse me, Farmer John wants to see me. Looks like he wants to show me his brand new axe and maybe invite me over for breakfast tomorrow! Oink oink!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[earendel]

Spoiler

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
A HORSE WITH NO NAME - America

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT - King Harvest

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER - Blue Oyster Cult

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.
AMERICAN FARMER - The Charlie Daniels Band

[Vandal]

Spoiler

1. Junior's Farm - Wings
2. Horse With No Name - America
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
5. Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest
6. Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
12. Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Kroxquo Bonus: Pop the Silo - Nazareth


Image Bonus:

[Estonut]

Spoiler

Wow, has it already been an entire decade since I was last relevant? And you're not all dead yet? Eh, that's how it is in the apocalyptic pandemic business... one day you're the death of mankind, and the next day you're hanging out with flesh eating bacteria and Y2K in the dustbin of media scare history. So anyway, now that people no longer fear me, I've retired to this beautiful pigpen out in the country here. And since I've got plenty of free time to write games, I came up with one for the LSWE that LB's going to let me post that's all about this farm life I've gotten used to! The livin's easy and.... oh excuse me, Farmer John wants to see me. Looks like he wants to show me his brand new axe and maybe invite me over for breakfast tomorrow! Oink oink!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

Junior's Farm - Wings


2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

A Horse with No Name - America


3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp


5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest


6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

(Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Öyster Cult


7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

Fields of Gold - Sting


8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

Tall Cool One - Robert Plant (I was going nuts trying to figure out the connection. I gave up and typed "Robert Plant" and realized you were probably just going for "plant." D'oh!


10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

Rooster - Alice in Chains


11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

Sowing the Seeds of Love - Tears for Fears (Krox!)


12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

Aqualung - Jethro Tull


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

Now I'm a Farmer - The Who


Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[kroxquo]

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse With No Name - America

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

Aqua Lung - Jethro Tull

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist. Sex Farm - Spinal Tap

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[AlphaDummy]

Spoiler

1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

Junior's Farm - Wings

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

A Horse With No Name - America

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Brooks & Dung

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

Rain On The Scarecrow - John Mellencamp

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

Dancing In The Moonlight - King Harvest

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

Don't Fear The Reaper (now with More Cowbell®) - Blue Oyster Cult

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

Grab The Shovel, Ethel, The Shit's Getting Deep - Newt Kiley

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

This Gig Beats The Hell Out Of Bullfighting - Ferdinand the Bull

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

That Ain't A Horse Pill And You Weren't Supposed To Stick It In Your Mouth - Alf O'Dummy, DVM

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

Life On A Troll Farm - Eyegor Eyegorovich

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

I Would Up With The Only Crossdresser On Farmers.Com - Annie May Hayslinger


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

I Never Picked Cotton - Roy Clark, R.I.P.

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

Smell *this*...

[franktangredi]

Spoiler

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
HORSE WITH NO NAME/AMERICA

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand
RAIN ON THE SCARECROW/JOHN MELLENKAMP

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT/KING HARVEST

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER/BLUE OYSTER CULT

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
FIELDS OF GOLD/STING

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues
SOWING THE SEEDS OF LOVE/TEARS FOR FEARS

[quote]Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.
[/quote]

COW COW BOOGIE/ELLA MAE MORSE

[quoteImage Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.[/quote]

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement
Junior's Farm - Paul McCartney and Wings

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
Horse With No Name - America

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand
Rain on the Scarecrow - John Cougar Mellencamp

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet
Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
Fields of Gold - Sting

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run
Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.
Pushin' Too Hard - The Seeds

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[jarnon]

Spoiler

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
A HORSE WITH NO NAME, AMERICA

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT

Kroxquo Bonus: HAY YA, OUTKAST

Image Bonus:

[AlphaDummy]

Spoiler

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

I Would* Up With The Only Crossdresser On Farmers.Com - Annie May Hayslinger

*"Wound" up, dammit. Of course, it is possible that she "would up" with him as well. Depending, y'know.

[T_Bone0806]

Spoiler

Wow, has it already been an entire decade since I was last relevant? And you're not all dead yet? Eh, that's how it is in the apocalyptic pandemic business... one day you're the death of mankind, and the next day you're hanging out with flesh eating bacteria and Y2K in the dustbin of media scare history. So anyway, now that people no longer fear me, I've retired to this beautiful pigpen out in the country here. And since I've got plenty of free time to write games, I came up with one for the LSWE that LB's going to let me post that's all about this farm life I've gotten used to! The livin's easy and.... oh excuse me, Farmer John wants to see me. Looks like he wants to show me his brand new axe and maybe invite me over for breakfast tomorrow! Oink oink!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

Junior's Farm-Paul McCartney and Wings


2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

A Horse With No Name-America


3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

The Tractors of My Tears-Smokey Dokie and The Back Forty


4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

Rain on the Scarecrow-John Cougar Mellencamp


5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

Dancing in the Moonlight-King Harvest


6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

(Don't Fear) The Reaper-Blue Oyster Cult


7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

Fields of Gold-Sting


8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

And Got Arrested For Trespassing and Vandalism-Claude and the Cowtippers


9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

Tall Cool One-Robert Plant


10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

Passing By A Cow Pasture-The City Boys


11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

You Bet The Farm and Came Up Craps-Hayseeds in Vegas


12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

Aqualung-Jethro Tull (named after the dude who invented the seed drill)


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

Farmer John-The Premiers...a garage band delight from the 60's


Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[SportsFan68]

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[quote="ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine"]Wow, has it already been an entire decade since I was last relevant? And you're not all dead yet? Eh, that's how it is in the apocalyptic pandemic business... one day you're the death of mankind, and the next day you're hanging out with flesh eating bacteria and Y2K in the dustbin of media scare history. So anyway, now that people no longer fear me, I've retired to this beautiful pigpen out in the country here. And since I've got plenty of free time to write games, I came up with one for the LSWE that LB's going to let me post that's all about this farm life I've gotten used to! The livin's easy and.... oh excuse me, Farmer John wants to see me. Looks like he wants to show me his brand new axe and maybe invite me over for breakfast tomorrow! Oink oink!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

Uh oh. I'm in trouble.

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse with no name, America

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

Something about a tractor. I give up.

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

See 1.

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

Dancing in the Moonlight, . . . Michael Buble. I know that's wrong.

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

See 1.

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

See 1.

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

See 1.

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

See 1.

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

See 1.

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

Good grief, where do you come up with these? Aargh!

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

A Hundred and Sixty Acres, Marty Robbins.

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.



[/quote]

[Mitzi The Bimbocorn]

Spoiler

Yaysies!!! I, like, totally haz a fan!!!!

[Beebs52]

Spoiler

Wow, has it already been an entire decade since I was last relevant? And you're not all dead yet? Eh, that's how it is in the apocalyptic pandemic business... one day you're the death of mankind, and the next day you're hanging out with flesh eating bacteria and Y2K in the dustbin of media scare history. So anyway, now that people no longer fear me, I've retired to this beautiful pigpen out in the country here. And since I've got plenty of free time to write games, I came up with one for the LSWE that LB's going to let me post that's all about this farm life I've gotten used to! The livin's easy and.... oh excuse me, Farmer John wants to see me. Looks like he wants to show me his brand new axe and maybe invite me over for breakfast tomorrow! Oink oink!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement
Pssst! by Dossiers Cheap Down That Alley

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
Don't Jump from the Balcony by No More Cruises for You

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me
Nuttin on this

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand
Don't Judge by I Woke Up at 2 am and Dint Go Back to Sleep

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
Dancin in the Moonlight!!! by mumble

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet
Boogers. Know This by Obviously I Don't

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
I Will Swear Again. And again. by And Again. Lotsa Times

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart
Small Coffin by Splat

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done
Tip Dude. You're Neutered by Good Deals on Shavers Down the Street

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through
Do You SEE What They Feed Me Daily?!? Hork. Hork. by #MervTooMovement

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues
Looks Edible to Me. Quitcherbitchun by Dot the Dog the Bounty Hunter

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run
Get a Twelvepack of Carter's 4TBriefs on Amazon by Shit Away Oh Babes of Mine


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[mellytu74]

Spoiler

1. JUNIOR'S FARM - WINGS
2. HORSE WITH O NAME - AMERICA
5. DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT - KING HARVEST
6. DON'T FEAR THE REAPER - BLUE OYSTER CULT
7. FIELDS OF GOLD - STING
9. LONG COOL ONE - ROBERT PLANT
11. SOWING THE SEEDS OF LOVE - TEARS FOR FEARS

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

BABY LIKES TO ROCK IT - THE TRACTORS

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Juniors Farm - Sir Paul
2. A horse with no name - America
3. nope
4. Rain on the ascarecrow - Blind cougar mellondog
5. Dancing in the moonlight - King Harvest
6. Dont Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
7. Fields of Gold - Sting
8. nope
9. Tall cool one - Robert Plant
10. Rooster - Alice in Chains
11. Sowing the seeds - Tears for fears
12. Aqualung - Jethro Tull


Kroxquo Bonus: The lamb lies down on Broadway - genesis

Image Bonus:

[Earl the Squirrel]

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

Junior's Farm - Paul McCartney

Ozzy Rule! One of the few "solo" PM songs I like

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse with No Name - America

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

That Tractor Song - Mr. Kenny Zellweger

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

Rain on the Scarecrow - John Cougar

Johnny Cougar Mellencamp Rule!!!1

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest

I always think this is by Harvest or King Crimson....

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

Since I doubt that I'd get umlaut credit, I can't be bothered

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

Fields of Gold - Eva Cassidy

So sad, she had such a pure, beautiful voice....

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

John Deere Green - Joe Diffie

Of all of the C&W chestnuts you might pull out, I'm not sure Diffie would have even been on my list. Btw, he claims one of the best titles ever for a non-novelty song, If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine. Seriously, check it out, it's actually a great tune.
Also, foam blue? I know you go from lyrics sites so I don't usually bitch about mistakes (Esto!!1), but that seems so random....

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

Tall Cool One - Robert Plant

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

Grab the Swatter, Wilma - Summer in the Outhouse

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blue

Caught Grampa Bonin' in the Chicken Coop Again - Oatmeal for Breakfast

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

Wildwood Weed - Jim Stafford

Get the hell off that windmill, Billy Wayne! And, for God's sake, put some clothes on!



Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.



If God doesn't live in Colorado, I bet that's where He spends most of His time...

Edited to add the video in case you didn't get it and your ass was too lazy to look it up...

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

1.) Junior's Farm - Paul McCartney, 2.) A Horse With No Name - America, 5.) Dancing In The Moonlight - , 6.) Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult, 10.) Rooster - Alice In Chains, 12.) Aqualung - Jethro Tull.

[Bob78164]

Spoiler

1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse with No Name, America

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

Don't Fear the Reaper, Blue Oyster Cult

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist. Joy to the World, Three Dog Night

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

--Bob

[A Non E. Muss]

I predict I'm gonna suck at today's game.

Spoiler

1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

WHEN DOES THE SHUTDOWN END, TRUMP?-The Furloughed Workers

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

A HORSE WITH NO NAME-America

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

WANNA HAVE SEX ON MY TRACTOR?-Peter North

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand

HEY, YOU'RE NOT MY GRANDPA!-Confused Five Year Old

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light

DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT-King Harvest

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet

DON'T FEAR THE REAPER-Blue Oyster Cult

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left

I'LL STILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT-Donald Trump

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart

THE BALLAD OF TIM "THE TOOL MAN" TAYLOR-Jill Taylor

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done

HAVING SEX ON THE FARM-Angela White

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KILL HIM-Skeeter Valentine

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues

HAVE WE TOLD YOU THAT WE HATE DONALD TRUMP?-Bob Numbers (featuring Bob Juch & SSS)

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

SEX ON THE FARM WITH ANGELA WHITE WAS AWESOME-Lexington Steele

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to farming in the title or artist.

THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY-John Denver

Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay.

[littlebeast13]

1. At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement
Junior's Farm - Paul McCartney/Wings (I always have trouble remembering which is Junior's Farm and which is Maggie's Farm...)

2. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
A Horse With No Name - America

3. I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Kenny Chesney

4. I grew up like my daddy did
My grandpa cleared this land
When I was five I walked the fence
While grandpa held my hand
Rain on the Scarecrow - John Cougar Mellencamp (I always default to JCM, but this was really from the JCM era...)

5. Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest (Junior meet Maggie. Harvest, meet Crimson...)

6. Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet
Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult (Parentheticals only belong outside the bold in LSWE...)

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
Fields Of Gold - Sting (I can always count on being "introduced" to several new artists every time I run LSWE. Eva Cassidy.... who knew?)

8. One July in the midnight hour
He climbed a foam blue water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart
John Deere Green - Joe Diffie (Almost every "modern" country song I use in the LSWE is a Mecca Radio earworm. I hear this garbage a lot...)

9. Like a cat running in the heat of the night
Got a fire in my eyes, got a date with delight
Some kinda moaning in the heart of the storm
I'm gonna love you so hard, if you want your loving done
Tall Cool One - Robert Plant (I can never remember what the actual name of this song is since all I ever remember are the Lighten Up Babies. I originally wrote it down as Long Cool Woman, then when I couldn't find the song under L, I remembered it was Tall. And then.... oh duh, it's One, not Woman. I'd suck at my own game if you didn't already realize...)

10. Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathing his dying breath
Oh, God, please won't you
Help me make it through
Rooster - Alice in Chains

11. Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
And smash any hope of democracy ?
As the headline says you're free to choose
There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
One of these days they're gonna call it the blues
Sowing the Seeds of Love - Tears For Fears (A song I somehow missed the first time around, but came to love the video when it'd get played on VH1's The Big 80's in the late 90's...)

12. Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run
Aqualung - Jethro Tull (I hope everyone knew why this one fit the theme...)


Image Bonus: Show me the simple life! But be careful... I get allergic smelling hay. - The dung blends in well with most of the rest of the threads on this Bored, and I expected the hermillion homages. As much as I loved Earl's Farm, I had to go back to Krox's pic. I'd initially given him 2 JJCP's for the token animal humping pic.... then I realized that bulls don't have nipples THAT prominent. So he got a supermax and hell, why not the IBB as well for some good ol' lesbian action on the farm. The LSWE is rated NC-17...

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:

Vandal gets 2 JJC points for The Far Side...

Esto gets 3 JJC points for cleaning out my sinuses and umlaut points, just because...

Krox gets a supermax for the kinkiest barnyard in Climax County...

AD gets a supermax for Brooks and Dung, horse suppositories and more dung...

frank gets 3 JJC points for modern day Iowa...

jarnon gets 3 JJC points for ItsAMadMadMadMadOrwell...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for cow tipping and the world's smelliest pinup...

Sprots gets a supermax for Michael Buble and MITZI!!!!!!!!!11

Beebs gets 3 JJC points for finally getting a REAL point...

melly gets a JJC point for Arnold's photobomb...

Weasel gets 2 JJC points for Tricky Dick's goat...

Earl gets 3 JJC points for Zellweger, Eva and 4:20 Farm...

Bob gets 2 JJC points for catching yesterday's game and for ground Chuck...

Anon gets 2 JJC points for taking the Image Bonus question too literally...


Points:

ear 8
Vandal 19+2
Esto 27+3
Krox 15+5+5
AD 18+5
frank 19+3
Panic 21
jarnon 10+3
TBone 23+2
Sprots 10+5
Beebs 1+3
melly 21+1
Weasel 27+2
Earl 26+3
Hottie 11
Bob 11+2
Anon 15+2

[Estonut]

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
Fields Of Gold - Sting (I can always count on being "introduced" to several new artists every time I run LSWE. Eva Cassidy.... who knew?)

Guess!

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=25673&p=295256&hili ... dy#p295256

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=47001&p=478507&hili ... dy#p478507

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=54496&p=530451&hili ... dy#p530451

There have previously been 5 mentions by others, too, but you only pay attention to Earl!

[littlebeast13]

There have previously been 5 mentions by others, too, but you only pay attention to Earl!

Who knew?

lb13

[Earl the Squirrel]

7. I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
Fields Of Gold - Sting (I can always count on being "introduced" to several new artists every time I run LSWE. Eva Cassidy.... who knew?)

Guess!

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=25673&p=295256&hili ... dy#p295256

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=47001&p=478507&hili ... dy#p478507

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=54496&p=530451&hili ... dy#p530451

There have previously been 5 mentions by others, too, but you only pay attention to Earl!

Oh relax, lb still thinks you're pretty. Besides, if he didn't pay attention to me, you wouldn't have gotten that umlaut point....