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A Modest Proposal

#1 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:45 pm

Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#2 Post by a1mamacat » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:29 pm

Beebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
Since when have you ever been modest
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#3 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:34 pm

a1mamacat wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
Since when have you ever been modest
I think there shall be a Secretary of Euphemisms. Interviews soon...
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#4 Post by a1mamacat » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:40 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
Since when have you ever been modest
I think there shall be a Secretary of Euphemisms. Interviews soon...
Interview? We don't need no stinkin' interview!!

and Secretary is a very tainted title these days.

Mistress of Euphemisms would be preferable pour moi!
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#5 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:44 pm

I'll be responsible for Chicks and Balances.

Hell with that, I'll just be in charge of the Chicks.

Looks like I already have a ministress (in her prime) and a secretary in my lair.


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Re: A Modest Proposal

#6 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:55 pm

I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#7 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:28 am

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#8 Post by Estonut » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:42 am

Bob Juch wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.
Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#9 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:23 pm

Estonut wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.
Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!
Are you the most offended person here too?
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#10 Post by Estonut » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:25 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
Estonut wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.
Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!
Are you the most offended person here too?
The thing that offends me most is stupidity. That's why I find you so irritating.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#11 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:17 pm

Estonut wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:
Estonut wrote:Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!
Are you the most offended person here too?
The thing that offends me most is stupidity. That's why I find you so irritating.
We shall establish the Department of Homeland Obscurity...desks way in the back.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#12 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:20 pm

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I'll be responsible for Chicks and Balances.

Hell with that, I'll just be in charge of the Chicks.

Looks like I already have a ministress (in her prime) and a secretary in my lair.


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Re: A Modest Proposal

#13 Post by Beebs52 » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:40 am

So far we have Prime Ministress, Mistress of Euphemisms, Secretsry of Offense, Inspector Jerk of Chicks and Balances and Department of Homeland Obscurity Grunts.

Anyone else? Whatthefuckistan needs your service.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#14 Post by Beebs52 » Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:11 pm

No soylent green suggestions. Swift already covered that arena.
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#15 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:34 pm

Choose me!!! I want a position! Grammar Nazi already taken? Well, at least let me do something that requires fabulous shoes.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#16 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:42 pm

I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#17 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:44 pm

Whatthefuckistan is to be a skanktuary nation. Skanks of all types welcomed. Billy-Bob Thornton is going to move here. Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore most welcomed here.
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#18 Post by silverscreenselect » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:48 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#19 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:53 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.
You're not in office until Feb 2nd. Please refrain from official duties until then, or you will be charged with violating the Logan Act.
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Re: A Modest Proposal

#20 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:01 pm

We need a 3 foot picket fence along our border with Gastonia
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#21 Post by Earl the Squirrel » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:16 am

I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!

Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....

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Re: A Modest Proposal

#22 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:12 am

Earl the Squirrel wrote:I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!

Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....
Merv is 11!!! I do like Swervn' Mervin.
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#23 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:24 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.
I don't think it is a republic. It is a dimocracy.
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#24 Post by Earl the Squirrel » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:26 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Earl the Squirrel wrote:I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!

Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....
Merv is 11!!! I do like Swervn' Mervin.
Eleven??? Damn, tempus sure do fugit, don't it?

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