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Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.

Beebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.

Since when have you ever been modest

a1mamacat wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.

Since when have you ever been modest

I think there shall be a Secretary of Euphemisms. Interviews soon...

Beebs52 wrote:

a1mamacat wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.

I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.

Since when have you ever been modest

I think there shall be a Secretary of Euphemisms. Interviews soon...

Interview? We don't need no stinkin' interview!!

and Secretary is a very tainted title these days.

Mistress of Euphemisms would be preferable pour moi!

I'll be responsible for Chicks and Balances.

Hell with that, I'll just be in charge of the Chicks.

Looks like I already have a ministress (in her prime) and a secretary in my lair.


Whatthefuckistan rocks!

I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.

You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.

Bob Juch wrote:

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.

You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.

Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!

Estonut wrote:

Bob Juch wrote:

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense

I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.

I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.

You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.

Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!

Are you the most offended person here too?

Bob Juch wrote:

Estonut wrote:

Bob Juch wrote:You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.

Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!

Are you the most offended person here too?

The thing that offends me most is stupidity. That's why I find you so irritating.

Estonut wrote:

Bob Juch wrote:

Estonut wrote:Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!

Are you the most offended person here too?

The thing that offends me most is stupidity. That's why I find you so irritating.

We shall establish the Department of Homeland Obscurity...desks way in the back.

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I'll be responsible for Chicks and Balances.

Hell with that, I'll just be in charge of the Chicks.

Looks like I already have a ministress (in her prime) and a secretary in my lair.


Whatthefuckistan rocks!

One must actually have a psyche to evaluate in order to hold office here, but you can be doorman.

So far we have Prime Ministress, Mistress of Euphemisms, Secretsry of Offense, Inspector Jerk of Chicks and Balances and Department of Homeland Obscurity Grunts.

Anyone else? Whatthefuckistan needs your service.

No soylent green suggestions. Swift already covered that arena.

Choose me!!! I want a position! Grammar Nazi already taken? Well, at least let me do something that requires fabulous shoes.

I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.

Whatthefuckistan is to be a skanktuary nation. Skanks of all types welcomed. Billy-Bob Thornton is going to move here. Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore most welcomed here.

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.

Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.

silverscreenselect wrote:

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.

Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.

You're not in office until Feb 2nd. Please refrain from official duties until then, or you will be charged with violating the Logan Act.

We need a 3 foot picket fence along our border with Gastonia

I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!

Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....

Earl the Squirrel wrote:I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!

Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....

Merv is 11!!! I do like Swervn' Mervin.

silverscreenselect wrote:

flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.

Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.

I don't think it is a republic. It is a dimocracy.

Beebs52 wrote:

Earl the Squirrel wrote:I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!

Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....

Merv is 11!!! I do like Swervn' Mervin.

Eleven??? Damn, tempus sure do fugit, don't it?

Check my Monday LS post for a picture of Teenage Earl acting, well, acting like teenage boys do...