Lyrically Speaking - 1/23/19

[Charlie Brown's Teacher]

Wah wah wah wahwahwahwahhh, wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhh wah? Wah wah wah wahwah wahwah waaaah wahwah. Wah wahwah wah wahwahwah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah! Wah wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhhh... #WahWah


1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[franktangredi]

Edited because I can't get a damn image to show up.

Spoiler

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
KNOCK ON WOOD/AIMII STEWART (though I know somebody else did it first)

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
CLOSE TO YOU/THE CARPENTERS

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
SLEDGEHAMMER/PETER GABRIEL

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
HANDYMAN/JAMES TAYLOR (though I know somebody else did it first)

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday
PAINT IT, BLACK/THE ROLLING STONES

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU/LEVEL 42

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head
I SAW THE LIGHT/TODD RUNDGREN

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
WE BUILT THIS CITY/STARSHIP

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces
I'LL TAKE YOU THERE/THE STAPLES SINGERS

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods
MAKIN' IT/DAVID NAUGHTON

[quote]What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
[/quote]

WOOD SHOP

[quote]Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.
[/quote]

CLOSER/NINE INCH NAILS

[quote]Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?[/quote]
[/quote]

[earendel]

Spoiler

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
KNOCK ON WOOD - Amii Stewart

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
CLOSE TO YOU - The Carpenters

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
HANDY MAN - James Taylor

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head
I SAW THE LIGHT - Todd Rundgren

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
SHOP CLASS

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Knock on Wood -
2. Close to you - Carpenters
3. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
4. Handy Man - James Taylor
5. Paint it Black - Rolling Stones
6. nope
7. nope
8. We Built this City - Starship
9. nope
10. Freshmen - Verve Pipe (such a good song)
11. nope
12.nope

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points) Shop

Kroxquo Bonus: Hardware Store - Weird Al (was going to use Handy but thought it might be too close to #4)

Image Bonus:

[Beebs52]

Spoiler

Wah wah wah wahwahwahwahhh, wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhh wah? Wah wah wah wahwah wahwah waaaah wahwah. Wah wahwah wah wahwahwah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah! Wah wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhhh... #WahWah


1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
Knock on Wood by Doppler Gang

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
Close to You by The Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
Cobras on Parade by Ouchie Wowie

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
Lotsa Room in the Basement by Ed Gein's 42nd Cousin Twice Removed and Pickled

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday
Must Stop Shitting My Pants by I Am So Cute Tho

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often
Masquerade by Al Jarreau

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head
Shoulda Just Got a Tattoo by It Hurt Bad That Bell There

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
Um They're Portapotties by Drunk Much?

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces
I'll Take You There by Staple Singers

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept
Wahwahwah by Emo Dolt

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods
I Am the Walrus by No. You're the Ice Cream Man

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
This is a Setup by Right? Where's SSS?


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
Unrequited schmaltz

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[Vandal]

Spoiler

1. Knock on Wood - Amii Stewart
2. Close to You - Carpenters
3. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
4. Handy Man - James Taylor
5. Paint It, Black - Rolling Stones
8. We Built This City - Starship
9. I'll Take You There - Staple Singers

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today?
wood shop

Kroxquo Bonus:
Crosscut Saw - Eric Clapton

Image Bonus:

[kroxquo]

Spoiler

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

Knock on Wood - ?

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

Just Like Me They Long To Be Close to You - Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

Sledge Hammer - Peter Gabriel

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Handy Man - James Taylor

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

Paint It Black - Rolling Stones

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

We Built This City - Starship (You'll get flack for this)

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points). Shop (I think it's called industrial arts now)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game. I Saw the Light - Todd Rundgren

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[mellytu74]

Spoiler

1. KNOCK ON WOOD - UNNAMED DISCO SINGER
2. CLOSE TO YOU - THE CARPENTERS
3. SLEDGEHAMMER - PETER GABRIEL
4. HANDYMAN - JIMMY JONES
5. PAINT IT BLACK - THE ROLLING STONES
7. I SAW THE LIGHT - TODD RUNDGREN
8. WE BUILT THIS CITY - JEFFERSON STARSHIP
9. I'LL TAKE YOU THERE - THE STAPLE SINGERS
11. MAKIN' IT - DAVID NAUGHTON

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

SHOP

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

IF I WERE A CARPENTER - BOBBY DARIN

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
Knock on Wood - Eddie Floyd

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
Close to You - The Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
Handyman - James Taylor

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday
Paint it, Black - The Rolling Stones

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head
I Saw the Light - Todd Rundgren

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
We Built This City - Starship

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces
I'll Take You There - The Staple Singers

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept
Freshmen - The Verve Pipe

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
Sober - Tool


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
shop class

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.
If I Had a Hammer - Pete Seeger

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[T_Bone0806]

Spoiler

Wah wah wah wahwahwahwahhh, wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhh wah? Wah wah wah wahwah wahwah waaaah wahwah. Wah wahwah wah wahwahwah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah! Wah wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhhh... #WahWah


1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

Knock On Wood-Eddie Floyd. We do not acknowledge the disco atrocity by someone who shared a surname with a certain rocker who used to be the lead singer of Faces, that stained the airwaves over a decade later.


2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

Close To You-The Carpenters


3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel


4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Handy Man-Jimmy Jones/James Taylor


5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

Paint It, Black-Rolling Stones


6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

Something About You-Level 42. Always liked this one.


7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

I Saw The Light-Todd Rundgren


8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

We Built This City-Starship


9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

I'll Take You There-Staple Singers. One of those songs I couldn't stand when it was a hit, that I now hear and think, "how could you have NOT liked this song?"


10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

The Freshman-Verve Pipe


11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

Miami Vise-The April Tools


12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well

Not To Worry, I've Only Lost Two-Three Fingered Freddy



What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Well, the fancy term in my school days was "Industrial Arts", but it was more commonly known as "Shop Class". In my case, it was also known as "The class in which T-Bone brought home a tie rack that looked like it was designed by Pablo Picasso".


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Handle With Care-Traveling Wilburys


Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[AlphaDummy]

Spoiler

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

Knock On Wood - Aimee Mann, among others

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

Close To You - Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Handy Man - Del Shannon

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, So I Took A Saw To The Bastard

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

Something About You - Level 42

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

We Built This City - Jefferson Starship <barf>

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

I'll Take You There - Staple Singers

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Construction Trades/Industrial Arts/Shop, depending on the school district

(PS...whatever happened to mikehardware?)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

88 Lines About 44 Women - The Nails

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[jarnon]

Spoiler

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
CLOSE TO YOU, CARPENTERS

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
HANDY MAN, JAMES TAYLOR

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
WE BUILT THIS CITY, STARSHIP

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? SHOP

Kroxquo Bonus: IF I WERE A CARPENTER, TIM HARDIN

Image Bonus:

[Estonut]

Spoiler

Wah wah wah wahwahwahwahhh, wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhh wah? Wah wah wah wahwah wahwah waaaah wahwah. Wah wahwah wah wahwahwah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah! Wah wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhhh... #WahWah


1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

Knock on Wood - David Bowie (I've always liked his version from his "Pin Ups" covers album)


2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

Close to You - Carpenters


3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel


4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Handy Man - James Taylor


5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

Paint It Black - The Stones


6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

Something About You - Level 42 (Thanks for the opening lines...)


7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

I Saw the Light - Todd Rundgren


8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

We Built This City - Jefferson Starship


9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

I'll Take You There - The Staple Singers (Thanks for the opening lines here, too!)


10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

The Freshmen - The Verve Pipe (a forgotten gem!)


11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Shop


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

In Between - Collective Soul ("An effective tool" towards the end)



Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[SportsFan68]

Spoiler

[quote="Charlie Brown's Teacher"]Wah wah wah wahwahwahwahhh, wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhh wah? Wah wah wah wahwah wahwah waaaah wahwah. Wah wahwah wah wahwahwah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah! Wah wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhhh... #WahWah


1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
You better knock

Knock on wood

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

Close to you, Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

Hey! We were supposed to get songs I could get more easier!

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
I'm your

Handy Man

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday
Paint it, paint it

Paint it black, Rolling Stones

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

See 3.

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

See 3.

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

We built this city, Jefferson Starship

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

See 3.

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

See 3.

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

See 3.

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well

See 3.

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Wood shop

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

This old house, Willie Nelson

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?



[/quote]

[Lizbit]

Spoiler

Our streak has ended. Me and Wiki were pretty excited about having known a song for three days in a row. We didn't know any of today's songs. A new streak will begin again any day now.

In the meantime, Wiki was sad that she didn't get to post a picture. She is turning into a Google monster. She keeps trying to push my mom and me away from the computer so she can look for more pictures. This is very good for her home school preparations, but it's as annoying as all get out. I finally told her that she could post something if she would promise to read three poems from When We Were Very Young, by Mr. A.A. Milne. She needs to improve upon her reading skills. She promised. This is it. She surprised me by turning into a YouTube monster. She was very, very interested in dog high jumping competitions. She wants to be a professional athlete now. The first movie she liked lasted something like 28 minutes. I said no, nobody but her would want to watch that. Then she found this one, which is a lot shorter. I said okay. It is kind of impressive, but you don't have to watch it if you don't like dogs or high jumping or the song Jump. I just want the computer back for a while.

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

1.) Knock On Wood - Ami Stewart, 2.) Close To You - The Carpenters, 4.) Handy Man - James Taylor, 5.) Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones, 8.) We Built This City - Starship, 11.) Makin' It - David Naughton. Subject: Woodworking/Industrial Arts. Krox Bonus: Maxwell's Silver Hammer - The Beatles.

[Earl the Squirrel]

Spoiler

Wah wah wah wahwahwahwahhh, wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhh wah? Wah wah wah wahwah wahwah waaaah wahwah. Wah wahwah wah wahwahwah wah wahwah wah wah wahwah! Wah wah wah wah wah wahwahwahhhh... #WahWah


1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

Knock on Wood - David Bowie

Eddie Floyd, Amii Stewart, yeah, yeah.... the only version of this song I actually own is Bowie's, albeit on 8 track....

Fun Fact: A few months ago I was wondering who was still actually alive from The Blues Brothers, what with the somewhat recent deaths of Kathleen Freeman, Carrie Fisher, Matt Murphy, Aretha Franklin, etc. As I was checking that out, I learned that this song was co-written by Steve "the Colonel" Cropper. That stuck out to me because either the song is younger or Cropper is older (or both) than I thought.

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

Close to You - Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

This song? Yeah, still hate it...and your school was very different from mine if there were sledgehammers in woodshop...ha!

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Handyman - James Taylor

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

Paint It, Black - Rolling Stones

Got to have the comma!

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

I Saw the Light - Todd Rundgren

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

We Built This City - Jefferson Starship

Vapours, Head, Starship.....I got bingo!!1

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

I'll Take You There - Staples Singers

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

Makin' It - David Naughton

Great....now this damned thing is going to be going through my head for the next several days, intermittently with I'm a Pepper.

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well

Sober - Tool

Too bad I knew this, those lyrics are ripe for some snarky hits...


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Wood Shop

The kind with sledgehammers, apparently....

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Hammer to Fall - Queen

And that is how it's done!

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?



Alright, alright, alright....

[A Non E. Muss]

Wah wah wah wah wah wah!

Spoiler

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

KNOCK ON WOOD-Amii Stewart (or Eddie Floyd)

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

(THEY LONG TO BE) CLOSE TO YOU-The Carpenters (sorry for the parentheses)

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

SLEDGEHAMMER-Peter Gabriel

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

HANDY MAN-James Taylor (or Jimmy Jones)

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

PAINT IT BLACK-The Rolling Stones

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

WAH WAH WAH!-The Wah Wahs

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

I'VE GOT MORNING WOOD-Bobby Boinker Jr.

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

WE BUILT THIS CITY-Starship

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

I'LL TAKE YOU THERE-The Staple Singers

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

THE FRESHMEN-The Verve Pipe

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

MAKIN' IT-David Naughton

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well

YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU VOTED FOR ME!-Donald Trump

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

shop class aka wood shop aka woodworking

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

PRAY-MC Hammer

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[A Non E. Muss]

Spoiler

Damn it! I couldn't find a good image of Tim getting his head glued to the table on Tool Time!

[Bob78164]

Spoiler

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

Knock on Wood, ELO

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

Close to You, The Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

I'm Your Handyman, James Taylor

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points) Wood shop

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

--Bob

[Estonut]

Do I get an A?

Did 25% earn an A in your law school? That actually explains a lot!

[littlebeast13]

1. It's like thunder and lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
Knock On Wood - Amii Stewart or Eddie Floyd (Both are good, though you know which version I prefer. I think I briefly listened to the Bowie version once and didn't care for it...)

2. On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
Close To You - The Carpenters

3. I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel ([RodneyDangerfield]I grew up in a rough neighborhood, I tell ya![/RodneyDangerfield])

4. If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
Handyman - James Taylor or Jimmy Jones (And I guess Del Shannon too, which I was unaware of..)

5. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday
Paint It, Black - Rolling Stones

6. Now, how can it be
That a love carved out of caring
Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard
From the games played once too often
Something About You - Level 42 (I hear this song a lot and barely recognized the lyrics when I looked it up. This song's even worse in that regard than the second verses of Rebel Yell and Our Lips Are Sealed...)

7. Though we had our fling
I just never would suspect a thing
Till that little bell began to ring in my head
In my head
I Saw The Light - Todd Rundgren (Homonyms for the win!)

8. We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
We Built This City - Starplane... er, Starship (Why do people hate this? Why???)

9. I know a place
Ain't nobody cryin'
Ain't nobody worried
Ain't no smilin' faces
I'll Take You There - Staple Singers

10. My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of Valium and slept
Now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept
The Freshmen - The Verve Pipe (Why there is both a Verve and Verve Pipe is beyond me. But this song's slightly better than that shitty ass Just Plain Verve song...)

11. I'm solid gold
I've got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods
Makin' It - David Naughton

12. I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
Tool - Sober (Thank you Beavis & Butthead for introducing me to this wonderful song in a genre I'd never willingly listen to!)


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points) - Shop class! (Anything remotely close to this was accepted)

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class? - Poor Earl's Mary Jane farm just couldn't top Krox's lesbian cows... but the shop class bong had no equal in this game. So she finally gets to break some off the IBB stash...

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:


frank gets 2 JJC points for Kroxing Closer (How the HELL did I not think to use NiN?) and for sneaking pornography into class...

Weasel gets 1.84372894773033 JJC points because I wanted to give him two, but cut it off too early...

Beebs gets a supermax for both knowing a few songs and still being funny (Ed Gein's 42nd Cousin Twice Removed and Pickled slayed me...)

Vandal gets a JJC point for bad tool puns...

Krox gets 3 JJC points for making a buttcrack in shop... er, industrial arts class...

melly gets a JJC point for Biblical carpenters...

Panic gets a JJC point for a picture I had a hell of a time interpreting. I thought at first it was supposed to be carved in the shape of a squirrel, then I finally recognized the LP of Michigan (Detroit! Duh!)...

TBone gets a supermax for Miami Vise, Kenny skipping shop class, and for being such a huge fan of disco...

AD gets 3 JJC points for sawing Santa Claus and for how to build a shitter...

jarnon gets a JJC point for the version of the studio I'm not familiar with...

Esto gets 2 JJC points for shop class gone wrong...

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for Bob Vila, who despite me and my sisters loving to mock him when we were kids, I hadn't actually thought of him in a while...

Lizbit and Wiki get a JJC point for the video a substitute teacher might bring in to entertain the class (True story: a sub in my shop class in 8th grade once brought in a western type movie for us to watch that had some female nudity. Always a smart choice for a room full of horny teenage boys...)

Earl gets 3 JJC points for being a Pepper and a Stoner...

Anon gets 2 JJC points for copying off Weasel's class project and for being the only one to take the bait on #12...

Bob gets 2 JJC points and a B+ on his class project...


Points:

frank 30+2
ear 11
Weasel 23+2
Beebs 5+5
Vandal 24+1
Krox 21+3
melly 27+1
Panic 30+1
TBone 32+5
AD 23+3
jarnon 16+1
Esto 30+2
Sprots 18+2
LizWiki 0+1
Hottie 17
Earl 30+3+5
Anon 28+2
Bob 13+2

[Estonut]

She surprised me by turning into a YouTube monster. She was very, very interested in dog high jumping competitions. She wants to be a professional athlete now. The first movie she liked lasted something like 28 minutes. I said no, nobody but her would want to watch that. Then she found this one, which is a lot shorter. I said okay. It is kind of impressive, but you don't have to watch it if you don't like dogs or high jumping or the song Jump. I just want the computer back for a while.

Hey, Lizbit!

Have you and Wiki seen this one? I think it might be Superdog!

[Lizbit]

Wow, Mr. esto! Wiki is asleep right now, but I will make sure she sees it tomorrow. Maybe it will inspire her to do a scientific research paper on The Parabolic Analysis of Dog High Jumping when she gets to the writing-scientific-research-papers stage in Home School High School.

Thank you.