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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the correct order of each question...



#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Order:



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Order:



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Order:



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#1.
A. Maneater - Hall and Oates (late 70s)
B. nope, sounds 60s
C. You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet - BTO (1974ish)
D. Nope, but sounds like late 80s, early 90s MTV stuff

Order: B_C_A_D

#2.
A. nope
B. Like a Virgin - Madonna (1958)
C. nope
D. nope

Order: nope

#3.
A. Smooth - Santana (#1)
B. nope
C. Stairway to Heaven - (didn't chart)
D. Dancing in the Dark - Bruuuuce Springsteen (#2ish)

Order: A_D_B_C


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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Maneater - Hall & Oates
B. My Boyfriends back - ???
C. You Aint seen nothing Yet - BTO
D. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix a Lot

Order: BCAD



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. She works hard for the Money - Donna Summer
B. Like a Virgin - Madonna
C. Faith - George Michael
D. nope

Order: DABC



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Smooth - Santana
B. You Got Lucky - Tom Petty
C. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zep
D. Dancing in the Dark - Bruuucccee Springsteen
Order: ADBC



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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
Maneater - Hall and Oates

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!
My Boyfriend's Back - The Angels

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
You Ain't Seen Nnnnnnuthin Yet - BTO

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
Baby Got Back - Sir MixALot

Order: B C A D



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.
She Works hard For the Money - Donna Summer

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a Virgin - Madonna

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues
Faith - George Michael

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right
Freeway of Love - Aretha Franklin (RIP)

Order: D A B C



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go
You Got Lucky - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
Dancing In the dark - Bruce Springsteen

Order: C D B A



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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.


A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
MANEATER, HALL AND OATES

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!
MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK/THE ANGELS

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET/BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Order: BCAD


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#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.
SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY/DONNA SUMMER

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
LIKE A VIRGIN/MADONNA

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues
FAITH/GEORGE MICHAEL

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right
FREEWAY OF LOVE/ARETHA FRANKLIN

Order: DABC


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#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN/LED ZEPPELIN (which has to be last because it wasn't released as a single)

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
DANCING IN THE DARK (Bruce never had a #1 single, and I'm going to go on the assumption that one of the first two songs did hit #1)

Order: ADBC?

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin’ with you but her eyes are on the door
MANEATER

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

C. And now I'm feelin’ better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Order: B-A-D-C


#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
LIKE A VIRGIN, MADONNA

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues
FAITH, GEORGE MICHAEL

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin’ right
FREEWAY OF LOVE, ARETHA FRANKLIN

Order: D-B-C-A


#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I’ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
DANCING IN THE DARK, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

Order: D-C-A-B


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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the correct order of each question...



#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

Maneater-Daryl Hall and John Oates


B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

My Boyfriend's Back-The Angels


C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet-Bachman Turner Overdrive


D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

I Left My Do-Rag In San Francisco-Tony Bennett


Order:

BCAD


#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

I Left My Bar Tab in San Francisco-Tony Bennett


B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like A Virgin-Madonna


C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

Faith-George Michael


D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Freeway of Love-Aretha Franklin


Order: DBCA?



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

Smooth-Santana with Rob Thomas


B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

You Got Lucky-Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers


C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin


D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Dancing In The Dark-Bruce Springsteen


Order:

ADBC.."Stairway" was never released as a single


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.

Hanging on the Telephone-Blondie...and Def Leppard actually did a decent cover of it, I thought.


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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the correct order of each question...



#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up. She's a

Maneater, Hall and Oates. 1970s

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

My boyfriend's back, . . . The Ronettes 1960s

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
So I took what it could get, and

You ain't seen nothing yet. Guessing 1980s.

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Guessing 1990s

Order: BACD

#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

She works hard for the money, Donna Summer. I'll guess 1955.

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a Virgin, Madonna. I'll guess 1952.

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

Uh oh. I'll guess 1980.

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right
You know you're ridin on a freeway.

Freeway of love, Aretha Franklin. I'll guess 1948.

Order: DBAC

#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

Uh oh.

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

Uh oh.

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin. #10

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Dancing in the Dark, Springsteen. #1

Order: DCBA


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This is a really fun game! Even though there weren't that many good songs.

Flake flake flake the other day, Maneater today. Thanks for the earworms . . . :P

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Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the correct order of each question...



#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

Maneater - Hall & Oates

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

My Boyfriend's Back - Ronettes?

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - BTO

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Order: BCAD



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

She Works Hard for the Money - Donna Summer

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a Virgin - Madonna

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Freeway of Love - Aretha Franklin

Order: DABC



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Dancing in the Dark - Bruuuuuuuuuuce Springsteen

Order: DBAC



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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

Me and Wiki did our best, but we don't sing any of them. We did make our best guesses for a few of them, and we guessed at the order. Guessing means sometimes you can get something right, right?

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.
A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

She's a Doberman

Quote:
B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

He's a Mastiff and He's Hangry!

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C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

I Got Worms from Eating Dirt, by My Little Sis

D. No guess

Order #1: C-A-B-D

#2 Order: C-A-B-D (Wiki wanted to guess what I guessed.)

#3 Order: D-B-A-C

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Call Me Al, by Alexander Graham Bell

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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

Me and Wiki did our best, but we don't sing any of them. We did make our best guesses for a few of them, and we guessed at the order. Guessing means sometimes you can get something right, right?

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.
A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

She's a Doberman

Quote:
B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

He's a Mastiff and He's Hangry!

Quote:
C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

I Got Worms from Eating Dirt, by My Little Sis

D. No guess

Order #1: C-A-B-D

#2 Order: C-A-B-D (Wiki wanted to guess what I guessed.)

#3 Order: D-B-A-C

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Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.

Call Me Al, by Alexander Graham Bell

Image Bonus: Show me someone on the phone!
Me and Wiki wanted phones of our own, but my mom wouldn't buy us any, so Wiki made this one. She also made a cordless model to put in my mom's car, but my mom never answers that one.

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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

Me and Wiki did our best, but we don't sing any of them. We did make our best guesses for a few of them, and we guessed at the order. Guessing means sometimes you can get something right, right?

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.
A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

She's a Doberman

Quote:
B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

He's a Mastiff and He's Hangry!

Quote:
C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

I Got Worms from Eating Dirt, by My Little Sis

D. No guess

Order #1: C-A-B-D

#2 Order: C-A-B-D (Wiki wanted to guess what I guessed.)

#3 Order: D-B-A-C

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Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.

Call Me Al, by Alexander Graham Bell

Image Bonus: Show me someone on the phone!
Me and Wiki wanted phones of our own, but my mom wouldn't buy us any, so Wiki made this one. She also made a cordless model to put in my mom's car, but my mom never answers that one.

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

My Boyfriend's Back - The Angels

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet - B-B-B-B-B-B-BTO

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Order: BCAD



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Freeway Of Love - Aretha Franklin

Order: Bring on Sad Fred - BDCA



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Dancing In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen

Order: DABC


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.

Overseas Operator - Hash Brown

Image Bonus: Show me someone on the phone!

There are countless images of people on the phone (although I could not find one that was literal.) But "phone!" ?? Just one...

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. MANEATER - HALL & OATES
B. MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK - THE ANGELS
C. YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET - BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRIVER
D. BABY GOT BACK - SIR MIX-A-LOT

Order: B-C-A-D


#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY - DONNA SUMMER
B. LIKE A VIRGIN - MADONNA
C. FAITH - GEORGE MICHAEL
D. FREEWAY OF LOVE - ARETHA

Order: D-A-B-C


#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. SMOOTH - SANTANA AND ROB THOMASA
B. ?
C. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - LED ZEPPELIN
D. DANCING IN THE DARK - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

Order: A-D-B-C


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OPERATOR - JIM CROCE

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#1 A. - Man Eater - Hall & Oates, B. - My Boyfriend's Back - , C. - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - BTO. Order: B, C, A, D. # 2 B. - Like A Virgin - Madonna, C. - You Gotta Have Faith - George Michael, D. - Pink Cadillac - Aretha Franklin. Order: D, A, B, C. #3 C. - Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin, D. - Dancing In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen. Order: C, B, D, A. Krox Bonus: 867-5309 - Tommy Tutone.


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This is going to be better than current Millionaire. :lol:

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

MANEATER-Daryl Hall & John Oates

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

ANOTHER SONG ABOUT A MAN THAT I HATE-Taylor Swift

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET-Bachman Turner Overdrive

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

BABY GOT BACK-Sir Mix-A-Lot

Order:

B-C-A-D

#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY-Donna Summer

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

LIKE A VIRGIN-Madonna

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

FAITH-George Michael

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

FREEWAY OF LOVE-Aretha Franklin

Order:

D-A-B-C

#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

DON'T MAKE ME COUNTERSUE YOU, STORMY!-Donald Trump

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

YOU GOT LUCKY-Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN-Led Zeppelin (even though it was the Far Corporation that hit the Hot 100 with this song)

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

DANCING IN THE DARK-Bruce Springsteen

Order:

D-A-B-C

Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.

HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE-Blondie

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Order: BCAD



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Natural Woman, Carole King

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Order: BADC



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Order: DCBA



Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone. Operator, Jim Croce

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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the correct order of each question...



#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

Maneater - Hall & Oates


B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

My Boyfriend's Back - dunno


C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet - BTO


D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Order: BCAD


#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

She Works Hard for the Money - Donna Summer


B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a Virgin - Madonna


C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

Faith - George Michael


D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Freeway of Love - Aretha Franklin (RIP)

Order: DABC


#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

Smooth - Santana ft. Rob Thomas


B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

You Got Lucky - Tom Petty


C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin (always reminds me of the Butthole Surfers song "Hairway to Steven!")


D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Dancing in the Dark - The Boss

Order: ABDC


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.

Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell


Image Bonus: Show me someone on the phone!
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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
MANEATER - Hall & Oates

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!
MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK - The Angels

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Order:
BACD

#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Order:
ACDB (total guess since I don't recognize any of the songs)

#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Led Zepplin

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Order:
CDBA (another total guess)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.
YOU WON'T SEE ME - Anne Murray ("If I should call you up, your line's engaged...")

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Hi! This is Regis Philbin, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Be sure you have a pen, some paper, and a calendar ready...

Ah, the old phone game. Seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? No? Yeah, me neither. But let's relive those days anyway in this weekend's LSWE game! Below are three Fastest Finger type questions where each of the choices is a song. Solve the lyrics to each song, then put the choices in order based on what the question asks for. Don't go latching on to some weird ass cover versions of these songs (Esto), or you won't do so well with the ordering. You can guess at the correct order even if you don't solve all of the songs. Good luck! Oh, and you can put the calendar back up on the wall now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the correct order of each question...



#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

Maneater - Hall & Oates

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!

My Boyfriend's Back - Shangri-Las

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - BTO

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot

Order:

BCAD



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.

She Works Hard for the Money - Donna Summer

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a Virgin - Madonna

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues

Faith - George Michael

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

Freeway of Love - Aretha Franklin

Order:

DABC

Ugh, you didn't make this one easy. I know Summer was a lot older than she presented, but it seems like Franklin was around forever. I know Michael was born the same year I was (nothing makes you pay attention like someone dying who's the same age as yourself...) so the rest was just easy for me, but not in general.



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go

You Got Lucky - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face

Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

Order:

ADBC

Ha, trick question! Stairway to Heaven wasn't a single!! I'm going assuming A is one of those huge 90s songs that hit my musical wasteland....


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that in some way relates to the telephone.

Telephone Line - ELO

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#1. Put these songs in the order they hit #1 on the US Billboard Hot 100, starting with the earliest.

A. Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
Maneater - Hall & Oates (1982 - No quite from the 70's, though that didn't hurt most of you...)

B. What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!
My Boyfriend's Back - Angels (1963 - While checking to see if the Shangri Las did a cover of this or not, I discovered that one of the horn players on this song was none other than Ronnie James Dio. Yes, THAT Dio...)

C. And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - BTO (1974)

D. So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix A Lot (1992)

Order: B-C-A-D (I intentionally picked songs a decade apart to make this one as easy as possible...)



#2. Put these songs in order by the birth of the artist, starting with the earliest.

A. Twenty-eight years have come and gone.
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there.
She Works Hard For The Money - Donna Summer (1948 - I had the artists picked out before I checked their birthdates, and was shocked to see how old Donna was...)

B. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like A Virgin - Madonna (1958)

C. Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues
Faith - George Michael (1963)

D. Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right
Freeway Of Love - Aretha Franklin (1942)

Order: D-A-B-C (All of these songs were released within a couple years of each other, but had artists of varying age. I figured nobody would be fooled by me sneaking in 80's Aretha, which is the best Aretha...)



#3. Put these songs in order by the peak position they attained on the US Billboard Hot 100 Chart, starting with the highest (best) ranking.

A. Well, I`ll tell you one thing
If you would leave it be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name, calling me out
Smooth - Santana and Rob Thomas (#1 at the turn of the "millennium")

B. You put a hand on my cheek,
And then you turned your eyes away.
If you don't feel complete,
If I don't take you all of the way then go
You Got Lucky - Tom Petty (#15 - While doing my rant on "Free Fallin'" on my blog, I was shocked to discover that Petty was not a chart darling despite being so popular in the 80's. Free Fallin' was his only Top 10 hit, and at that only hit #7...)

C. There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes
Words have two meanings
Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin (DNC - You're all just too smart for me....)

D. Message keeps getting clearer
Radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen (#2 - If not for the tag team of Prince and Duran Duran, Bruce would've finally achieved that #1 hit...)

Order: A-D-B-C (If you weren't aware of Bruce's curse, you didn't have much of a chance on this one...)


Image Bonus: Show me someone on the phone! - I had the over/under on Maxwell Smart images at 3.5, so you all weren't as predictable as I thought. Anon's phone sex was disgustingly brilliant, so his dirty mind lands him his second IBB...

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JJC Points:


Vandal gets a JJC point for getting smart...

Panic gets 2 JJC points for nnnnnnnnuthin and for ringy dingies...

jarnon gets 2 JJC points for the superhero changing room...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for leaving it all in San Francisco and getting Tippi...

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for some pathetic guesses and for digging out my second comic...

Krox gets a JJC point for copying off of half of Vandal's paper...

Lizbit and Wiki get a supermax for She's a Doberman, posting thrice, and for modern telecommunication technology...

AD gets 2 JJC points for stuttering on the wrong part and for the big phone...

melly gets a JJC point for the smart squirrel rejecting the chance to be in a selfie...

Anon gets 3 JJC points for Facetime...

Bob gets a JJC point for fat fingers...

Esto gets a JJC point for a cell phone that's older than mine. Maybe...

Earl gets 3 JJC points for customer service cat...


Points:

Vandal 24+1
Weasel 37
Panic 35+2
frank 34
jarnon 16+2
TBone 33+2
Sprots 21+1
Krox 28+1
LizWiki 5+5
AD 20+2
melly 38+1
Hottie 22
Anon 33+3+5
Bob 12+1
Esto 36+1
ear 8
Earl 37+3

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littlebeast13 wrote:
JJC Points:

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for some pathetic guesses and for digging out my second comic...

Sprots 21+1


To quote Robin Williams in Aladdin: YOU are down by ONE!

I need every point I can get, as I may have mentioned ad nauseam. I will review the standings and may pitch another fit here in a minute. :mrgreen:

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SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
JJC Points:

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for some pathetic guesses and for digging out my second comic...

Sprots 21+1


To quote Robin Williams in Aladdin: YOU are down by ONE!

I need every point I can get, as I may have mentioned ad nauseam. I will review the standings and may pitch another fit here in a minute. :mrgreen:



Now you are whining about typos? There is just no pleasing you...

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littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
JJC Points:

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for some pathetic guesses and for digging out my second comic...

Sprots 21+1


To quote Robin Williams in Aladdin: YOU are down by ONE!

I need every point I can get, as I may have mentioned ad nauseam. I will review the standings and may pitch another fit here in a minute. :mrgreen:



Now you are whining about typos? There is just no pleasing you...

lb13


So true! My mom usta say to me, "Sprots, you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope."

I was going to say that to Esto the other day but decided to research it first and see what it actually meant. But I doesn't mean much except, as far as I can tell, "Quit whining!"

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