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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:06 am 
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Hopefully, unlike me making up games on the fly, you've prepared for class today. Yes, today's LSWE game has to do with those wonderful school days of our past which you may or may not wish to relive. Don't worry, Charlie Brown's Teacher won't be teaching this class, so you won't have to worry about the annoying sound of a muted trumpet keeping you awake at your desk in the back of the class. OK, it's time to get out those #2 pencils... as if there's any other kind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him


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1. Learning to Fly - Tom Petty
2. nope
3. Kids in America - Km Wilde
4. Teacher- Van Halen
5. nope
6. nope
7. Every day I write the Book - Elvis Costello
8. Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung
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10. nope
11. nope
12. nope


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4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow
HOT FOR TEACHER/VAN HALEN (and he brought his pencil)


7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you
EVERYDAY I WRITE THE BOOK/ELVIS COSTELLO

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
DANCE HALL DAYS/WANG CHUNG

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER/THE FIFTH DIMENSION

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SMOKING IN THE BOYS ROOM/BROWNSVILLE STATION

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8. Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung
12. One Less bell to Answer - Fifth Dimension


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1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn
Learning to Fly - Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow
Hot For Teacher - Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules
Working Class Hero - John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself
Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you
Everyday I Write the Book - Elvis Costello and the Attractions


8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung


9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else
Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts with Adam Levine

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him


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12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER - The 5th Dimension

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1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

Hot For Teacher - Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

Book of Love - ?

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

If You're a Celebrity They Let You - POTUS

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him


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littlebeast13 wrote:
Hopefully, unlike me making up games on the fly, you've prepared for class today. Yes, today's LSWE game has to do with those wonderful school days of our past which you may or may not wish to relive. Don't worry, Charlie Brown's Teacher won't be teaching this class, so you won't have to worry about the annoying sound of a muted trumpet keeping you awake at your desk in the back of the class. OK, it's time to get out those #2 pencils... as if there's any other kind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow
Hot For Teacher, Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
Dance Hall Days, Wang Chung

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else
Stereo Hearts, Gym Class Heroes & Adam Levine

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
One Less Bell to Answer, Marilyn Macoo & The Fifth Dimension (Glee did a nice remake with Matthew Morrison and Kristin Chenoweth)

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School's Out, Alice Cooper

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Hopefully, unlike me making up games on the fly, you've prepared for class today. Yes, today's LSWE game has to do with those wonderful school days of our past which you may or may not wish to relive. Don't worry, Charlie Brown's Teacher won't be teaching this class, so you won't have to worry about the annoying sound of a muted trumpet keeping you awake at your desk in the back of the class. OK, it's time to get out those #2 pencils... as if there's any other kind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

Learning To Fly-Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers


2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

Lab Partners In Love-Period 3 Chemistry


3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

Kids In America-Kim Wilde


4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

Hot For Teacher-Van Halen


5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

Working Class Hero-John Lennon


6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

Sex And Candy-Marcy Playground


7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

Everyday I Write The Book-Elvis Costello


8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

Dance Hall Days-Wang Chung


9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

Why Did The Lunch Lady Say "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk"-The Cafeteria Stooges


10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

Wanna Help Me "Study"?-The After School Specials


11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

Double Entendres 101-Seventh Grade Humor


12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him

One Less Bell To Answer-5th Dimension


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Teach Me Tonight-Al Jarreau


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littlebeast13 wrote:
Hopefully, unlike me making up games on the fly, you've prepared for class today. Yes, today's LSWE game has to do with those wonderful school days of our past which you may or may not wish to relive. Don't worry, Charlie Brown's Teacher won't be teaching this class, so you won't have to worry about the annoying sound of a muted trumpet keeping you awake at your desk in the back of the class. OK, it's time to get out those #2 pencils... as if there's any other kind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

Uh oh. All those pleas for better songs, deaf ears . . .

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

See 1.

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

See 1.

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

Hot for Teacher, Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

See 1.

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

See 1.

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

See 1.

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

This is Dance Hall Days, but how does it have anything to do with school? Maybe LB spent all his school time in dance halls . . . OK, nevermind. I got one.

Dance Hall Days

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

See 1.

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

See 1.

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

See 1.

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
One less bell to answer
One less egg to fry
One less man to pick up after
And all I do is cry .. .

One less bell to answer, Fifth Dimension

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something school related.

I'm bugged at my old man, Beach Boys. I woulda bet that my Krox for the last game would be unique, but it wasn't. But I bet this one is. The school reference is, "I wish I could do some homework, but I got suspended from school." Just to save the Meister from looking it up. Wasn't that thoughtful?

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1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

I Just Got An F In Chemistry, And Detention To Boot

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

Now I'm A Senior, You're A Freshman, And I'm Going To Prison

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

The Party Was Actually Thursday Night, Sucker

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

Hot For Teacher, Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

And I'm The F :shock: ing Principal

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

Think I'll Go Home And Shave My Palms

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

Because Chapter Two Includes Nekkid Pictures

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

Dance Hall Daze - Wang Chung

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

Hey, They Had To Get Rid Of The Dissected Frogs Somewhere

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

I Transferred To Catholic High School To Avoid Impure Thoughts, And Look What Happened

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

No, I Would Hit The Reject Button

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him

Try A Lobotomy, Honey


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Class Historian - Broncho

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3.) Kids In America - Kim Wilde, 4.) Hot For Teacher - Van Halen, 6.) I Smell Sex And Candy - , 7.) Every Day I Write The Book - Elvis Costello. Krox Bonus: The Book Of Love - Peter Gabriel.


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5. WORKING CLASS HERO - JOHN LENNON
7. EVERYDAY I WRITE THE BOOK - ELVIS COSTELLO
8. DANCE HALL DAYS - WANG CHUNG
12. ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER - FIFTH DIMENSION

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12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWER, BARBRA STREISAND

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Hopefully, unlike me making up games on the fly, you've prepared for class today. Yes, today's LSWE game has to do with those wonderful school days of our past which you may or may not wish to relive. Don't worry, Charlie Brown's Teacher won't be teaching this class, so you won't have to worry about the annoying sound of a muted trumpet keeping you awake at your desk in the back of the class. OK, it's time to get out those #2 pencils... as if there's any other kind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

Learning to Fly - Tom Petty

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

Stuck Like Glue - Sugarland

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

Kids in America - Kim WIlde

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

Hot for Teacher - Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

Working Class Hero - John Lennon

Didn't take me as long as Rod took, but still longer than it should have

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground

I think this one's a three-fer!!

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

Every Day I Write the Book - Elvis Costello

Why doesn't anybody ever believe that Costello is an Irish name, not Italian? Is it the ending with a vowel thing?

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

Dancehall Days - Wang Chung

You had a dancehall in your school? Fan-cee! We didn't even have a cafeteria...

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

Criminal - Fiona Apple

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

Stereo Hearts - Gym Class Heroes f/Adam Levine

Damn it, I was so excited that I was going to get a chance to use Cupid's Chokehold....

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him


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Bills - Lunch Money Lewis

If you don't know this song you really must check it out, it's fantastic!

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I was going to go all Carrie at the prom on your ass, but I'm sensitive to your aversion to blood and decided to tie in with my krox instead. You're welcome.

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We only know one, but WE KNOW ONE, and it's not even the Beatles! My big sis Annie used to play this on her computer when she was all crippled up and couldn't walk without help.

#4 is Hot for Teacher, by the Van Halens, which I think I told you is a group of which Annie approved thoroughly because of the Wolfgang situation. (The son is named Wolfgang, if you didn't remember.) Annie loved everything that had anything even remotely connected to her beloved Mr. Mozart, including the use of his first name. Annie would have loved an alligator named Wolfgang, and if he had a brother named Amadeus, she would have loved two alligators. I thought BeBe was weird for loving cats and possums, and I suppose some people thought I was weird for loving chickens, so I guess Annie was normal, or she made all of us abnormal, or something.

Wiki, as it turns out, seems to like pigs. Anyway, she kept coming back to pictures of a pig named Amy, who graduated from a dog obedience class. Amy liked all of her classmates, and none of them tried to eat her.

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[Reveal] Spoiler: Wah wah wah wah wahhhh.
Blanket guess: School's out for Summer

1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something school related. Another Brick in the Wall, Pink Floyd

Image Bonus: Show me a good time at school!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:00 am 
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1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

SCHOOL'S OUT-Alice Cooper

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

DONALD, I'M DUMPING YOU!-Stormy Daniels

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

I ATE TOO MANY PRUNES-The Geezers

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

HOT FOR TEACHER-Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

TEE HEE! HE SAID "FUCKING"!-The Giggling Teenager

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

SEX AND CANDY-Marcy Playground

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

BOOK OF LOVE-The Monotones

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

DANCE HALL DAYS-Wang Chung

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

I HID SOMETHING SPECIAL IN THE APPLESAUCE-The Lunch Lady With The Hairnet

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

WHY AM I GETTING ADVICE FROM HEAVEN?-Lucifer Beelzebub

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

I LIKE WHEN LADIES BLOW ME OFF-Erik Everhard

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him

HOW DID DONALD FIND MY HOME ADDRESS?-Stormy Daniels

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something school related.

SCHOOL DAYS-Chuck Berry

Image Bonus: Show me a good time at school!

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Hopefully, unlike me making up games on the fly, you've prepared for class today. Yes, today's LSWE game has to do with those wonderful school days of our past which you may or may not wish to relive. Don't worry, Charlie Brown's Teacher won't be teaching this class, so you won't have to worry about the annoying sound of a muted trumpet keeping you awake at your desk in the back of the class. OK, it's time to get out those #2 pencils... as if there's any other kind.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

Learning to Fly - Tom Petty


2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would

Stuck Like Glue - Pentatonix


3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.

Kids in America - Kim Wilde


4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow

Hot for Teacher - Van Halen


5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules

Working Class Hero - John Lennon


6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself

Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground


7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you

Every Day I Write the Book - Elvis Costello


8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there

Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung


9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

Criminal - Fiona Apple


11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him

I Know This - But I Don't


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something school-related.

Education - The Kinks (The album, "Schoolboys in Disgrace," is full of 'em!)



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1. Well, the good old days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn
Learning To Fly - Tom Petty (I don't know why I chose this one over the Pink Floyd song, which I like a lot better...)

2. Absolutely no one who knows me better
No one that can make me feel so good
How did we stay so long together?
Everybody, everybody said we never would
Stuck Like Glue - Sugarland (An old Mecca CD earworm, and the only song where Jennifer Nettles' voice is even semi-tolerable...)

3. Friday night and everyone's moving.
I can feel the heat but it's soothing.
Heading down, I search for the beat in this dirty town.
Kids In America - Kim Wilde

4. Aw, man
I think the clock is slow
Hot For Teacher - Van Halen

5. They hurt you at home
And they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever
And they despise a fool
'Til you're so fucking crazy
You can't follow their rules
Working Class Hero - John Lennon

6. Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself
Sex And Candy - Marcy Playground

7. Chapter One we didn't really get along
Chapter Two I think I fell in love with you
Everyday I Write the Book - Elvis Costello

8. Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung

9. 12 O'clock comes with mass hysteria,
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
Picked up my tray to have Thursdays lunch,
And as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch
Principal's Office - Young MC (I remember hearing this song one time on the radio back in the day... and always misremembered it as being by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. The song that keeps Young MC from being an official OHW...)

10. I`ve got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know
Criminal - Fiona Apple

11. If I was just another dusty record on the shelf
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else
Stereo Hearts - Gym Class Heroes and Adam Levine (God, I fucking hate this song...)

12. Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I still run
I don't know how in the world
To stop thinking of him
One Less Bell To Answer - The Fifth Dimension


Image Bonus: Show me a good time at school! - Frank gets the IBB for being the only player who had to go through school with a safeword. I'll have the points breakdown tomorrow...

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JJC Points:


Weasel gets 3 JJC points for Pansy Kidd Middle School...

frank gets 3 JJC points for submitting to the mistr... er, teacher...

Vandal gets 2 JJC points for Zappa and shrimp...

Krox gets a JJC point for Dance Hall Trump...

TBone gets 3 JJC points for middle school humor and peeping in the squirrels locker room...

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for going to a school without halls and for thinking a Harry Potter image will impress me...

AD gets a supermax for a really funny set of fake answers and for tasteful nudity (in his Image Bonus. If AD ever showed up to play naked, I'd kick him out of the game)...

melly gets a JJC point for a Krox I wish I'd have thought to include...

jarnon gets 2 JJC points for Archie, soon to be added to the Harvey List...

Earl gets 3 JJC points for the "three-fer" (which made me Ha!), making me learn that GCH did that godawful Breakfast in America sample way back when (I really had no idea), and for cats and food...

Lizbit and Wiki gets 2 JJC points for obedient piggies...

Anon gets 2 JJC points for evil lunch ladies and modern note taking...

Esto gets 2 JJC points for learning how to make the wrong kind of stuffed animals...


Points:

Weasel 17+3
frank 15+3+5
Vandal 11+2
Panic 21
ear 4
Krox 9+1
Skoop 10
TBone 23+3
Sprots 12+2
AD 11+5
Hottie 9
melly 15+1
jarnon 9+2
Earl 27+3
LizWiki 7+2
Bob 7
Anon 13+2
Esto 25+2

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