WWTBAM Bored

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'
HOTEL CALIFORNIA - The Eagles

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
CROCODILE ROCK - Elton John

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN - Thin Lizzy

Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.
MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK - The Angels ("What made you think he'd believe all your lies?")

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'
HOTEL CALIFORNIA, EAGLES (1969)

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
MANIC MONDAY, BANGLES (Valentino)

4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you
PEACE TRAIN, YUSUF ISLAM (that’s for you, Muhammad) (bags)

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
CROCODILE ROCK, ELTON JOHN (Suzie)

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me
ALL I WANNA DO, SHERYL CROW (record)

Kroxquo Bonus: COMPLICATED, AVRIL LAVIGNE

Image Bonus:

Do not believe what you are hearing from the so-called "meister" of this game. The LSWE is full of LIES! This game LB the Liar has asked me to host is full of them! Each of these songs contains a very blatant mistruth in the posted lyrics, and if you point out each vicious lie and correct it, you'll earn some extra points from this spiderhole that is so NOT full of records of mass destruction. If you'll excuse me, I need to go change out the Slurpee machine now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...


1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'
Hotel California by Eagles 1969?

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side
I Am the Cockroach by My Guts Are Gross So Get Back Loretta

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
No. by No.

4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you
That Poo Pourri Stuff Only Goes So Far by Deadly Dumps

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away
Like I Said by That Poo Pourri...

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Crocodile Rock by Elton John skipping?

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild
Dolphin Love by Watch Out for Her Cousin

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul
Tango? by What?

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them
zzzzzzzzz by babes are sleeping which accounts for lame answers I'm tahred

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me
Bats by In the Belfry

11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
You WILL Be a Pretty Fannypack by "Trust Me" Ed Gein's Former Nanny

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Maytag Dryer by Machine Fetish


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'

Hotel California - Eagles

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Dream Weaver - Gary Wright

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

Manic Monday - Bangles

4. Get your bags together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

Peace Train - Cat Stevens

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was Exploding Kittens, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Susie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

Crocodile Rock - Elton John

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the winds grew wild

Thunder Island - Jay Ferguson

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul

Old Time Rock And Roll - Bob Seger

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to fight, you'd better let them

The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy

10. And they drive their shiny Little Blue Neons
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

All I Want To Do - Sheryl Crow

11. And all I can do is just pour some Fukola® for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To hold off until the end of the game


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

Tell Me A Lie - Sami Jo

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

Sexiest. Man. Ever.

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959' <== 1969
Hotel California - Eagles

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino <== Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
Manic Monday - Bangles

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun <== Suzie
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Crocodile Rock - Elton John

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild <== wind
Thunder Island - Jay Ferguson

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul <== funky
Old Time Rock n Roll - Bob Seger

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them <== fight
The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too <== record
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me
All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow

12. Her face reminds me <== hair
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns n Roses


Kroxquo Bonus: When The Lie's So Big - Frank Zappa

Image Bonus:

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959
HOTEL CALIFORNIA/THE EAGLES
1959/1969

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side
DREAM WEAVER/GARY WRIGHT
unsure what the error is

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
MANIC MONDAY/THE BANGLES
Dan Marino/Valentino

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away
ROCK THIS TOWN/STRAY CATS
Emo/Disco

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
CROCODILE ROCK/ELTON JOHN
Sally/Suzie

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul
OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL/BOB SEGER
Dusty/Funky

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN/THIN LIZZY
Rock/Fight

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me
ALL I WANNA DO/SHERYL CROW
Grocery/Record

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
SWEET CHILD OF MINE/GUNS 'N' ROSES
Don't know the error

[quote]Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.
[/quote]

HOW COULD YOU BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID I LOVED YOU WHEN YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN A LIAR ALL MY LIFE/FRED ASTAIRE & JANE POWELL

[quote]Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)[/quote]

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959 1969'
Hotel California - The Eagles

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side
Dreamweaver - Gary Wright

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally Susie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Crocodile Rock - Elton John

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dustyfunky old soul
Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rockfight, you'd better let them
The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.
Lie - NF

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

[quote="MuhammadSaidalSahhaf"]Do not believe what you are hearing from the so-called "meister" of this game. The LSWE is full of LIES! This game LB the Liar has asked me to host is full of them! Each of these songs contains a very blatant mistruth in the posted lyrics, and if you point out each vicious lie and correct it, you'll earn some extra points from this spiderhole that is so NOT full of records of mass destruction. If you'll excuse me, I need to go change out the Slurpee machine now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...


1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969

Hotel California, Eagles

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Dream Weaver

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

Manic Monday, Bangles

4. Get your act together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

Peace Train, Cat Stevens

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

See scorekeeping remark from Feb. 5.

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Susie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

Crocodile Rock, Elton John

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild

See 5.

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul

Old Time Rock and Roll, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them

I could probably get this by Friday. Unfortunately, it's Wednesday.

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

All I wanna do, Sheryl Crow

11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

See 5.

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

See 5.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

I like to get a unique Krox, but I'm sure this ain't it. The Night has a Thousand Eyes, Bobby Vee

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)


[/quote]

Do not believe what you are hearing from the so-called "meister" of this game. The LSWE is full of LIES! This game LB the Liar has asked me to host is full of them! Each of these songs contains a very blatant mistruth in the posted lyrics, and if you point out each vicious lie and correct it, you'll earn some extra points from this spiderhole that is so NOT full of records of mass destruction. If you'll excuse me, I need to go change out the Slurpee machine now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...


1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'

Hotel California-Eagles. It's 1969, not 1959. They were still Eaglets in '59.


2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Dream Weaver-Gary Wright. The bright side, not the dark side. Pink Floyd already occupied the dark side.


3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

Manic Monday-The Bangles. She was kissing Valentino, not Marino. Dan Marino?? Ewwwwww. As a Bills fan, the only thing I wanted to see him kissing back in the day was turf.


4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

Peace Train-Cat Stevens. Get your bags. You apparently can leave your mind behind.


5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

Rock This Town-Stray Cats. They played disco, not emo. I'd probably skedaddle either way.


6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

Crocodile Rock-Elton John. He had fun with Suzie, not Sally. Unless he was also had fun with Sally, in which case we now know the reason why Someone needed to Save His Life One Night a few albums later.


7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild

Thunder Island-Jay Ferguson. The winds grew wild. Although I don't imagine the seas were very calm either.


8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul

Old Time Rock 'n Roll-Bob Seger and The Silver Bullet Band. He wants funky old soul, not dusty. Unless it's Dusty Springfield's "Dusty in Memphis". I'm betting that would be fine with him. Good stuff.


9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them

The Boys Are Back in Town-Thin Lizzy. The boys wanna fight, not rock. Yeah, we played in places that had a few of those types.


10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

To The Batmobile-The Dynamic Duo. Robin, not Billy.


11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

Damn. And I was doing so well.

Arsenic In The Sugar Bowl-Psycho Granny. I'm, not It's.


12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

This is Sweet Child of Mine-Guns 'n Roses, but I don't know where the "lie" is.



Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

Little Lies-Fleetwood Mac


Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)





How's that for a whopper?

1. Hotel California - The Eagles - that spirit here since 1969
2. Dream Weaver - Gary Wright - BRIGHT side of the moon
3. Manic Monday- The Bangels - Kissing VALENTINO
4. Peace train - Cat Stevens - Get your BAGS together
5. Rock this town - Stray Cats - But all they played was DISCO, man
6. Crocodile Rock - Sir Elton - Me and SUZIE had so much fun
7. nope
8. Old Time Rock & Roll - Bob Seger - I'd rather hear some blues or FUNKY old soul
9. The boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy - If the boys want to FIGHT, you'd better let them
10. All I want to do - Sheryl Crow - Back to the phone company, the RECORD stores, too
11. No Rain - Blind Melon - And all I can do is just pour some tea for TWO
12. Sweet Child O Mine - GnR - Her HAIR reminds me


Kroxquo Bonus: Honesty - Billy Joel
Image Bonus: I hope you appreciate I did not post the picture of the guy with a pinocchio tattoo in his nether region. it's here if you want to see it

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1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...


1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'

Hotel California - Eagles. 1969

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Dream Weaver - Gary Wright

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

Manic Monday - The Bangles. Valentino

4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

Crocodile Rock - Elton John. Suzy

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul

Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger. Funky old soul

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them

The Boys Are Back - Thin Lizzy. Gino's bar and grill

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow. Nissans instead of Datsuns

11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying. I'll go for the obvious. Lies - The Knickerbockers

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

Do not believe what you are hearing from the so-called "meister" of this game. The LSWE is full of LIES! This game LB the Liar has asked me to host is full of them! Each of these songs contains a very blatant mistruth in the posted lyrics, and if you point out each vicious lie and correct it, you'll earn some extra points from this spiderhole that is so NOT full of records of mass destruction. If you'll excuse me, I need to go change out the Slurpee machine now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...


1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'

Hotel California - Eagles


2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Dream Weaver - Gary Wright


3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

Manic Monday - Bangles


4. Get your bags together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

Peace Train - Cat Stevens


5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was disco, man (Good one!)
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

Rock This Town - Stray Cats/BSO


6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

Crocodile Rock - Elton John


7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the winds grew wild

Thunder Island - Jay Ferguson


8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul

Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger


9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to fight, you'd better let them

The Boys Are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy


10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow


11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

No Rain - Blind Melon


12. Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet Child O'Mine - Guns N' Roses


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

Liar - Queen



Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

1. HOTEL CALIFORNIA - THE EAGLES - 1969
2. DREAM WEAVER - GARY WRIGHT - BRIGHT SIDE
3. MANIC MONDAY - THE BANGLES - VALENTINO
4. PEACE TRAIN - CAT STEVENS - BAGS TOGETHER
5. ROCK THIS TOWN - STRAY CATS - DISCO, MAN
6. CROCODILE ROCK - ELTON JOHN - SUSIE
8. OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL -BOB SEGER - FUNKY OLD
9. BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN -THIN LIZZY - WANT TO FIGHT
10. ALL I WANNA DO - SHERYL CROW - RECORD STORES

Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

WOULD I LIE TO YOU - EURYTHMICS

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

[quote="MuhammadSaidalSahhaf"]Do not believe what you are hearing from the so-called "meister" of this game. The LSWE is full of LIES! This game LB the Liar has asked me to host is full of them! Each of these songs contains a very blatant mistruth in the posted lyrics, and if you point out each vicious lie and correct it, you'll earn some extra points from this spiderhole that is so NOT full of records of mass destruction. If you'll excuse me, I need to go change out the Slurpee machine now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own[/quote]

Crocodile Rock, by Mr. Elton John

I'd like to tell you that Annie DID know an alligator or crocodile named Wolfgang, but she never did.

This is another song that I know because of Annie, though. She thought Mr. Elton was a wonderful pianist. She said that when he was a kid he studied classical piano at the Royal Academy of Music, which was a big deal. According to Annie, he must have played Mr. Mozart a lot because, she said, "I can tell." Annie had problems playing the piano because (a) she didn't have a real piano, she had an electronic keyboard; and (b) she couldn't play more than one note at a time, not having real, separate, long fingers that could stretch out in chords and wiggle in trills and stuff. She did have a computer program called Finale, which meant she could play one note at a time, then go back and group notes together or change the time duration for each note. The computer could then play it back on the keyboard to sound like Annie had heard in her own mind, or she could fiddle with it some more, if she thought she could make it even better. That's why her work on her opera took such a long time. If she'd had fingers, she would still be famous. (I am certain that she is famous at the Rainbow Bridge and surrounding parts of Heaven.)

By accident, I found out just today that Mr. Elton is going to play a concert in my state -- in Tulsa -- next Saturday night! I asked my mom if she would drive us over to see it, but she said no. Mom says she doesn't think that there are likely to be any tickets left, anyway. I suggested that me and Wiki could stand outside the place and make sad puppy eyes at people coming to hear the music, and maybe one of them would take pity on us and give us their tickets. She said that wouldn't be fair to the people who liked Mr. Elton just as much as Annie (and me) did. Darn. I hate it when she's fair.

By the way, I don't think the name of the girl having so much fun is "Sally." I think it's something else -- Susie, maybe. If I could go to Tulsa and meet Mr. Elton, I bet he would change the lyrics to "Me and Lizzie had so much fun." That would be true, too. We would laff and laff.

Here is Wiki's contribution. She says it's dogs looking as if they are very sorry they did something bad, but NO one is really sorry. It's pups. It's a game. It's a con job.


Unless I tell you something. Whatever I say is always really, really on the up and up.

1.) Hotel California - The Eagles, 1959 should be 1969, 3.) Manic Monday - The Bangles, Dan Marino should be Valentino, 4.) Peace Train - Cat Stevens, mind should be bags, 6.) Crocodile Rock - Elton John, Sally should be Susie, 8.) Old Time Rock And Roll - Bob Seger, dusty should be funky, 9.) The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy, 10.) All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow. Krox Bonus: Honesty - Billy Joel.

Do not believe what you are hearing from the so-called "meister" of this game. The LSWE is full of LIES! This game LB the Liar has asked me to host is full of them! Each of these songs contains a very blatant mistruth in the posted lyrics, and if you point out each vicious lie and correct it, you'll earn some extra points from this spiderhole that is so NOT full of records of mass destruction. If you'll excuse me, I need to go change out the Slurpee machine now...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics.[i


1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'

Hotel California - Eagles - 1969

I guess Bryan Adams must have cleaned them slap out of hooch down at the five and dime...


2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Dreamweaver - Gary Wright - bright

Ha! You had me going all Pink Floyd until I focused on the last line. Fess up, you changed that word just to create such confusion....

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

Manic Monday - Prince - Valentino

4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

Peace Train - Cat Stevens - bags

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

Rock This Town - Stray Cats - disco

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

Crocodile Rock - Elton John - Susie

Old gold Chevy still surprises me everytime...

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild

Thunder Island - Jay Ferguson - wind

This song was considered quite risque BITD. Not exactly Chevy Van dirty, but not exactly above board, either...

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul

Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger - funky

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them

The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy - fight

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow - record

11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

Dammit, I Know This Song - I Even Like It - two

I keep thinking Layne Staley for some reason but I know it's not AiC...

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns n Roses - hair

Fun Fact: It was written about Erin Everly (daughter of Phil or Don), Axl's fiancee at the time


Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

Gives You Hell - All American Rejects

and truth be told I miss you/and truth be told I'm LYING
I love this song so much I had to link the video so you'd watch it. It's probably neck and neck with Cum On Feel the Noize as my second favourite song to scream along with in the car (Jessie's Girl is number one)



Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

Thank goodness you ix-nayed the politics. I really didn't want to image search for monkey feces and golden vaginas....

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'

Hotel California, The Eagles, "1969"

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show, Neil Diamond, "head"

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

Crocodile Rock, Elton John, "Susie"

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul

Old Time Rock and Roll, Bob Seger, "rusty"

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet Child of Mine, Guns 'N' Roses, "hair"

Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying. Big Shot, Billy Joel

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)

1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'

HOTEL CALIFORNIA-The Eagles

"1969", not "1959"

2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

LET'S SEND DONALD TRUMP INTO SPACE-Bob Numbers featuring Bob Juch & SSS

"sun", not "moon"

3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

MANIC MONDAY-The Bangles

"Valentino", not "Dan Marino"

4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you

LET'S HAVE AN ORGY-Johnny Sins

"shit", not "mind"

5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away

ROCK THIS TOWN-The Stray Cats

"disco", not "emo"

6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

CROCODILE ROCK-Elton John

"Susie", not "Sally" (Sally was in that orgy. )

7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild

THAT'S NATIVE AMERICAN, NOT INDIAN-PC Prude

"Native American", not "Indian"

8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul

OLD TIME ROCK & ROLL-Bob Seger

"funky", not "dusty"

9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN-Thin Lizzy

"roll", not "rock"

10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me

ALL I WANNA DO-Sheryl Crow

"record", not "grocery"

11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

HOW DID YOU LIKE MY STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS?-Donald Trump

"pee", not "tea"

12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

SEX? EW!-Son Of PC Prude

"ass", not "face"

Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.

LIE TO ME-Johnny Lang

Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)