Lyrically Speaking - 2/6/19
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:53 am
Do not believe what you are hearing from the so-called "meister" of this game. The LSWE is full of LIES! This game LB the Liar has asked me to host is full of them! Each of these songs contains a very blatant mistruth in the posted lyrics, and if you point out each vicious lie and correct it, you'll earn some extra points from this spiderhole that is so NOT full of records of mass destruction. If you'll excuse me, I need to go change out the Slurpee machine now...
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...
1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'
2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side
3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you
5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away
6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild
8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul
9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them
10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me
11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.
Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 1 point for correcting the "lie" in each set of lyrics...
1. So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1959'
2. Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the dark side of the moon
And meet me on the other side
3. Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Dan Marino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
4. Get your mind together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you
5. Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was emo, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away
6. I remember when rock was young
Me and Sally had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
7. She was the color of the Indian summer
And we shared the hours without number
Until one day when the sky turned dark
And the sea grew wild
8. Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or dusty old soul
9. Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If the boys want to rock, you'd better let them
10. And they drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the grocery stores, too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me
11. And all I can do is just pour some tea for you
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
12. Her face reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that is about lying.
Image Bonus: Lie to me, baby (No politics, please!)