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Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#1 Post by Mitzi The Bimbocorn » Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:15 pm

So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#2 Post by franktangredi » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:05 am

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1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
MEAN MR. MUSTARD/THE BEATLES

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan
FAT/WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall
ANGRY YOUNG MAN/BILLY JOEL

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
YOU'RE SO VAIN/CARLY SIMON

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.
POOR LITTLE FOOL/RICK NELSON

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PSYCHO KILLER/TALKING HEADS

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#3 Post by jarnon » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:08 am

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2. All the world’s a candy store
He's been trick or treatin’
When it comes to true love girl with him
there’s no one home
COLD HEARTED SNAKE, PAULA ABDUL

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
YOU’RE SO VAIN, CARLY SIMON

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#4 Post by earendel » Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:50 am

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1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
MEAN MR. MUSTARD - The Beatles

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
AMERICAN IDIOT - Green Day

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
YOU'RE SO VAIN - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.
POOR LITTLE FOOL - Ricky Nelson

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.
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"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#5 Post by Vandal » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:42 am

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1. Mean Mister Mustard - The Beatles
5. Dirty White Boy - Foreigner
7. Bad Company - Bad Co.
10. Angry Young Man - Billy Joel
11. You're So Vain - Carly Simon

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#6 Post by PanicinDetroit » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:26 am

Spoiler
1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home
Cold Hearted Snake - Paula Abdul

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
American Idiot - Green Day

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?
Dirty White Boy - Foreigner

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun
Bad Company - Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall
Angry Young Man - Billy Joel

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.
Poor Little Fool - Ricky Nelson

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown - Jim Croce

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#7 Post by kroxquo » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:33 am

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1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard - Beatles

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

Angry Young Man - Billy Joel

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#8 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:05 am

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So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard-Beatles


2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

So Save Your Milky Way For Somebody Else-Fun Sized Francine


3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

Fat-Weird Al Yankovic


4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

American Idiot-Green Day


5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

Dirty White Boy-Foreigner


6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

The Rest Of My Apartment Is Decorated In Early American Milk Crate-Bad Housekeeping


7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company-Bad Company


8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

Bachelor #2 Is An A$$hole-Jim Lange


9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal-Michael Jackson


10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

Angry Young Man-Billy Joel


11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain-Carly Simon


12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

Poor Little Fool-Rick Nelson


13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

At The Back of the Gym With The Other Wallflowers-The Arthur Murray Dropouts


14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy-The Sweet
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#9 Post by AlphaDummy » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:20 pm

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1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Pam Makes Everything More Slippery

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

I'd Give You A Tooth As A Sign Of My Love, But I Only Have One Left

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

You Just Won A Dream Date With ALF

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

I Always Carry A Paper Bag To Slip Over Your Face

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

Loser - Beck

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

Johnny Are You Queer - Josie Cotton

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy - Sweet


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#10 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:33 pm

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[quote="Mitzi The Bimbocorn"]So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard, Beatles

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

There should be better songs.

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

See 2.

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

See 2.

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

See 2.

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

See 2.

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company, Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

See 2.

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

See 2.

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're so vain, Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

Poor Little Fool, Rich Nelson

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

See 2.

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

See 2.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Not ready to make nice, Dixie Chicks

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#11 Post by mellytu74 » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:19 pm

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3. FAT - WEIRD AL
4. AMERICAN IDIOT -GREEN DAY
7. BAD COMPANY -BAD COMPANY
8. THE CHEATER - BOB KUBAN AND THE IN MEN
10. ANGRY YOUNG MAN - BILLY JOEL
11. YOU'RE SO VAIN - CARLY SIMON
12. POOR LITTLE FOOL - RICKY NELSON
14. LITTLE WILLY - ?

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#12 Post by Lizbit » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:34 pm

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[quote="Mitzi The Bimbocorn"]So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window![/quote]

Me and Wiki are still so excited about winning the IBB yesterday! We are happy, happy, happy girls, and we thank you very much, Mr. little. All of today's songs sound so sad, though, that happy girls like us can't even begin to think of what they might be. We don't care. We are happy, happy, happy, and we're still in the Top 20!!!

I suggested to Wiki that she could look for a picture of an ugly guy that she would not want to hang out with, even if he could jump an 8-foot fence and build a ladder for her to climb. Wiki is nice-looking, for somebody who doesn't look a lot like me. I don't know if she picked this guy because she's a secret snob or because she wants to steal his jewelry.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#13 Post by Earl the Squirrel » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:14 am

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So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard - Beatles

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

Cold Hearted Snake - Paul Abdul

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

American Idiot - Green Day

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

Dirty White Boy - Foreigner

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company - Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

Poor LIttle Fool - Ricky Nelson

The song that my dad used to teach us the ubiquitous C-Am-F-G chord progression!

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

Johnny Are You Queer - Josie Cotton

Hey, it's been awhile....

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy - The Sweet

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#14 Post by Hotseat Or Bust! » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:21 am

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1.) Mean Mr. Mustard - The Beatles, 6.) I'm A Loser - Beck, 7.) Bad Company - Bad Company, 11.) You're So Vain - Carly Simon. Krox Bonus: Aqualung - Jethro Tull.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#15 Post by Bob78164 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:07 am

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1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company, Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain, Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, Cher

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#16 Post by A Non E. Muss » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:26 am

Don't you just love a holiday that has the same initials as "venereal disease"? :P

Spoiler
1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

MY SISTER WORKS IN A SEX SHOP-Prude Pete

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

SEXUAL WHITE CHOCOLATE-Little Dick

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

MY LIFE AS DRACULA-George Hamilton

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

AMERICAN IDIOT-Green Day

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, STORMY-Donald Trump

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

LOSER-Beck

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

THEY DIDN'T THROW AWAY THE MOON EITHER...DID THEY?-Ghost Of Neil Armstrong

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

YEAH, AND DONALD MIGHT BE PRESIDENT-Stormy Daniels

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-Alien Ant Farm (also Michael Jackson)

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT TRICKS I DO IN THE BEDROOM-The Human Pretzel

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

YOU'RE SO VAIN-Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

WAIT...STORMY IS THE DEVIL?-Donald Trump

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

WOW! DONALD DANCES LIKE A WHITE GUY!-Stormy Daniels

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

NAKED GRANDPA-Naked Grandma

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

STUPID GIRL-Garbage (Hey! They could be playing for the other team.)

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#17 Post by ShamelessWeasel » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:08 am

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1. Mean Mr Mustard - The Beatles
2. nope
3. Fat - Weird Al
4. American Idiot - Green Day
5. Dirty White Boy - Foreigner
6. Loser - beck
7. Bad Compnay - Bad Company
8. nope
9. nope
10. Angry Young Man - Billy Joel
11. You're So Vain - Carly Simon
12. nope
13. nope
14. Little Willie - Sweet


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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#18 Post by Estonut » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:28 am

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So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard - Beatles


2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can get a tan

I'm Fat - Weird Al


4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

American Idiot - Green Day


5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

Dirty White Boy - Foreigner (Thanks for the opening lines!)


6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

Loser - Beck


7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company - Bad Company


8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (and Alien Ant Farm? or someone like that)


10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

Angry Young Man - Billy Joel


11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon


12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

Johnny, Are You Queer? - Josie Cotton


14. Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy - Sweet


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads


Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

Most of these losers all rolled into one...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#19 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:44 am

1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
Mean Mr. Mustard - Beatles

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home
Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul (I'm not sure why "Snake" isn't a part of the official title, but kudos to whoever worked on the Forever Your Girl album for not putting it in parentheses...)

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan
Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
American Idiot - Green Day

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?
Dirty White Boy - Foreigner

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Loser - Beck (I keep forgetting this song every time the small snippets game comes around... it's nothing but random lyrics.)

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun
Bad Company - Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him
The Cheater - Bob Kuban & The In Men (A song much more popular here since Bob & the boys are from St. Louis. Also notable because its lead singer, Walter Scott, was somewhat ironically murdered by his wife's lover on the side...)

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall
Angry Young Man - Billy Joel (He's fooling himself, but he don't believe it...)

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.
Poor Little Fool - Ricky Nelson

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand
Johnny, Are You Queer? - Josie Cotton

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all
Little Willy - (The) Sweet (I had to put a tiny dick reference in this game, and this was the only song I could think of that fit the bill...)


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One of the problems with picking an IB theme that is just asking for the ridiculous is that it's sometimes hard for any one to stand out. A lot of funny pics, but none that shouted "Instant supermax and likely IBB!" With that said, I noticed that there are only two IB players who have yet to win the bonus this year, and one of them is jarnon who may have lost out on his best chance when I didn't get the reference. And the toupee-less Trump doppelganger is worthy anyway, so.... IBB for jarnon!
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:57 am

JJC Points:


frank gets 2 JJC points for No Country For Blind Dates...

jarnon gets 2 JJC points for the roof finally blowing off...

ear gets 2 JJC points for avoiding gender bias..

frank gets 3 Zappa points for someone who will have to work from home the rest of his life...

Panic gets 2 JJC points for a really Mad date...

Krox gets 2 JJC points for a cold hearted snake...

TBone gets 3 JJC points for Bad Housekeeping and gold digging...

AD gets 3 JJC points for slippery Pam and male pregnancy...

Sprots gets a JJC point for a really goofy picture of Mitch McConnell...

melly gets 2 JJC points for poking the Pillsbury Dough Boy...

Lizbit and Wiki get a supermax for happiness and ugliness...

Earl gets 2 JJC points for making up more silly points she thinks she should get, and for keeping it in the family...

Bob gets 2 JJC point for finally introducing us to the mysterious Nate Silver...

Anon gets 3 JJC points for being the one I noticed was digging around in the Millionaire posts on my blog...

Esto gets 2 JJC points for a different Bored loser...


Points:

frank 17+2
jarnon 11+2+5
ear 10+2
Vandal 17+3
Panic 23+2
Krox 15+2
TBone 27+3
AD 15+3
Sprots 17+1
melly 22+2
LizWIki 5+5
Earl 29+2
Hottie 10
Bob 11+2
Anon 15+3
Weasel 25+1
Esto 29+2
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#21 Post by T_Bone0806 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:51 am

This is not a case of me fishing for extra points, I just want to know...

For the image bonus, I thought you were looking for what the profile SHOULD look like..what she WOULD find appealing. So I'm either the only one who understood the instructions, or the only one who screwed it up.

I'm guessing it's the latter?
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:14 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:This is not a case of me fishing for extra points, I just want to know...

For the image bonus, I thought you were looking for what the profile SHOULD look like..what she WOULD find appealing. So I'm either the only one who understood the instructions, or the only one who screwed it up.

I'm guessing it's the latter?

You would be correct... that you screwed up! :P I was looking for the truth behind the fake dating profile photos...

Since the Image Bonus is the Hottie Rule in its most extreme form, I long ago quit worrying about whether my IB asks are interpreted correctly or not. Unless they're mystery theme driven, I very rarely find a reason not to award the points.

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#23 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:43 am

Sprots gets a JJC point for a really goofy picture of Mitch McConnell...
That's his official Senate pic!
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#24 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:08 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
Sprots gets a JJC point for a really goofy picture of Mitch McConnell...
That's his official Senate pic!

Doesn't make it any less goofy...

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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 2/14/19

#25 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:08 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
Sprots gets a JJC point for a really goofy picture of Mitch McConnell...
That's his official Senate pic!

Doesn't make it any less goofy...

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