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Heard at the counter

#1 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:05 pm

"...I got pregnant by my boyfriend, and he and his wife were going to adopt the baby - I had her last week - but I don't like the name they gave her, so now I want her back..."

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#2 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:13 pm

tlynn78 wrote:"...I got pregnant by my boyfriend, and he and his wife were going to adopt the baby - I had her last week - but I don't like the name they gave her, so now I want her back..."

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Please tell me this is a joke.
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#3 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:22 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:"...I got pregnant by my boyfriend, and he and his wife were going to adopt the baby - I had her last week - but I don't like the name they gave her, so now I want her back..."

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Please tell me this is a joke.

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#4 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:24 pm

My other fave for today:

Guy comes in to file dissolution paperwork yesterday. Today he comes in to file Order of Protection paperwork, only now he wants his address kept confidential. "..and I want that crazy b$*^h ordered to stay 1500 feet from my house."

Me: ...
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#5 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:45 pm

Have you signed on to the petition yet to sell Montana to Canada yet?

More than 7,000 sign petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to pay down national debt
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#6 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:40 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:Have you signed on to the petition yet to sell Montana to Canada yet?

More than 7,000 sign petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to pay down national debt

Nope - I'm not much of a 'joiner'
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#7 Post by Vandal » Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:42 am

tlynn78 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:Have you signed on to the petition yet to sell Montana to Canada yet?

More than 7,000 sign petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to pay down national debt

Nope - I'm not much of a 'joiner'

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Re: Heard at the counter

#8 Post by mellytu74 » Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:12 am

LOLOLOLOLOL

this thread makes me laff and laff.

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Re: Heard at the counter

#9 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:46 am

Vandal wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:Have you signed on to the petition yet to sell Montana to Canada yet?

More than 7,000 sign petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to pay down national debt

Nope - I'm not much of a 'joiner'

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lol - definitely not that kind of joiner.
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