Hey Bored Clones...

[Jim Rome]

I’m here to tell you about Dead or Alive? which returns this spring

Here is all you have to do:

Get amped
Log in
Have a take
Play Dead or Alive?
Do not suck

It’s just that simple.

Now if you happen to be, oh, I don’t know, a team mascot, then forget it.
Everyone hates you.
Everyone hates your stupid costumes.
Everyone hates your stupid dance moves.
Mimes even hate you.
Get out of my grill.
You suck.

If you do not get Dead or Alive? in your area, bang on your monkey.
Make it happen.

Dead or Alive? will be epic. It is all that.

Out.

[Jim Everett]

Jim Rome's shtick - Dead

[Jim Rome]

Here's Chris in action, doing what he did best: getting sacked:







And down he goes (does anyone touch even him)?




Nice career. Chris.