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Tom Green
Stand-up comedian

Tom is playing for the Keck School of Medicine of USC. They saved Tom’s life when he had cancer in 2000.

$20,000
If the human body has a yearbook, which superlative would be most appropriate to award to the sartorius?
A: Longest bone B: Largest gland
C: Longest muscle D: Largest organ

Spoiler

Tom says the longest bone is the femur and the largest organ is the skin.
A: 11% B: 17% C: 55% D: 17%

Spoiler

50/50 leaves largest gland and longest muscle.

Spoiler

C: Longest muscle

$30,000
In pop artist Roy Lichtenstein’s painting “Drowning Girl,” the woman’s thought bubble reads, “I don’t care! I’d rather sink — than call” whom “for help!”?
A: A lifeguard B: Brad
C: God D: Anyone

Tom stops with $20,000.

Spoiler

B: Brad

Commercial break

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Tom Green
Stand-up comedian

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$30,000
In pop artist Roy Lichtenstein’s painting “Drowning Girl,” the woman’s thought bubble reads, “I don’t care! I’d rather sink — than call” whom “for help!”?
A: A lifeguard B: Brad
C: God D: Anyone

Tom stops with $20,000.

Spoiler

B: Brad

Lifeline time (if I would have had any).