This headline may make me work for global warming

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This headline may make me work for global warming

#1 Post by Rexer25 » Thu May 08, 2008 2:25 pm

Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#2 Post by tlynn78 » Thu May 08, 2008 2:36 pm

I know mine are.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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#3 Post by Chicken Little » Thu May 08, 2008 3:07 pm

What, what, I'm, I'mmm

well I'm just at a loss for words.

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#4 Post by kayrharris » Thu May 08, 2008 3:25 pm

I'd say those first two words are used as a description quite often. Might not be describing birds, but still.....
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#5 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu May 08, 2008 4:31 pm

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#6 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu May 08, 2008 4:31 pm

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#7 Post by thguy65 » Thu May 08, 2008 5:19 pm

Of course, when the weather gets a bit "nippy", that's not all that bad either.
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#8 Post by Bob Juch » Thu May 08, 2008 7:58 pm

We walked though Central Park today; I agree.
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#9 Post by elwoodblues » Thu May 08, 2008 8:37 pm

Just curious. What were you Googling when you found this?

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#10 Post by silvercamaro » Thu May 08, 2008 9:03 pm

elwoodblues wrote:Just curious. What were you Googling when you found this?
LOLOLOL!

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#11 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 08, 2008 9:16 pm

I think he was googling warm weather trends in Great Ti......er....Britain.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#12 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 08, 2008 9:17 pm

I don't think this is a good place to try a new avatar......
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Re: This headline may make me work for global warming

#13 Post by Beebs52 » Thu May 08, 2008 9:26 pm

Rexer25 wrote:That can't be right
I'm gonna beat your butt. I was afraid to open this at work.

Great tits, my ass.

Hey! I used to have great tits and a so so ass. We still have great tits. Titmouses. They feed at our birdfeeder and we loves them.

I'll get you for this.
Well, then

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#14 Post by Ritterskoop » Thu May 08, 2008 9:40 pm

From my favorite bird book, a thousand years ago:



a titmouse is neither
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#15 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 08, 2008 9:41 pm

Hey! I used to have great tits and a so so ass. We still have great tits. Titmouses.
Can I come over and see your......er.....great.....er titmice? Are they squashed?
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#16 Post by Beebs52 » Thu May 08, 2008 10:02 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Hey! I used to have great tits and a so so ass. We still have great tits. Titmouses.
Can I come over and see your......er.....great.....er titmice? Are they squashed?
Come here, little birdie. We have a Merv who'd like to meet you...
Well, then

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#17 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 08, 2008 10:13 pm

I'm afraid that Merv has learned to channel the relax. Never gonna catch me.
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#18 Post by Al Gore » Thu May 08, 2008 10:36 pm

Those poor tits out there burning in the hot sun with no ozone layer! Let me go get the sunscreen....

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#19 Post by Beebs52 » Thu May 08, 2008 10:40 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:I'm afraid that Merv has learned to channel the relax. Never gonna catch me.
Merv has a predecessor that kilt a snake with one bite to the head. Beware.
Well, then

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#20 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 08, 2008 10:49 pm

Go ahead.......


Bite me!
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#21 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri May 09, 2008 4:30 am

Al Gore wrote:Those poor tits out there burning in the hot sun with no ozone layer! Let me go get the sunscreen....
You better be talking about Tipper's, Mr. Vice President. We don't need that moron Sean Hannity obsessing over your private life, too.

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#22 Post by gsabc » Fri May 09, 2008 6:30 am

Should have mentioned this just before one of lb's rankings. It would have made a lovely subject line.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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