WWTBAM Bored

Once again, BBs have a chance to strike it rich tonight with a $530 million Mega Millions jackpot. Buy early, buy often. Especially Flock and Bazodee and any other BBs here in Georgia. As an added bonus, mention my name when you buy your tickets and the clerk will think extra special lucky thoughts for you.

And if you miss tonight's drawing or can't stand that much excitement, the Powerball tomorrow is $53 million. You've actually got a better chance here because fewer people will be playing.

As we say here at the GLC, "Today could be the day."

silverscreenselect wrote:You've actually got a better chance here because fewer people will be playing.

I’m hoping you say that “tongue in cheek”.

I think you're mistaken about this. A new on-line friend has just e-mailed informing me that he's already won $7 million of that money and he'd like my help collecting it. --Bob

BackInTex wrote:

silverscreenselect wrote:You've actually got a better chance here because fewer people will be playing.

I’m hoping you say that “tongue in cheek”.

S-s-s-s-h!

silverscreenselect wrote:

BackInTex wrote:

silverscreenselect wrote:You've actually got a better chance here because fewer people will be playing.

I’m hoping you say that “tongue in cheek”.

S-s-s-s-h!

sorry, went with the crowd. It's a better investment, even though I might have to share.

Someone in California won the jackpot, so if you don't hear from Bob ###s for a few days followed by a huge anonymous donation to the Democratic presidential candidates, you'll know what happened.

silverscreenselect wrote:Someone in California won the jackpot, so if you don't hear from Bob ###s for a few days followed by a huge anonymous donation to the Democratic presidential candidates, you'll know what happened.

You're mistaken. I'm spending the money upgrading the Batphone. --Bob