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Re: If I pay your salary

#26 Post by BackInTex » Fri May 09, 2008 12:30 pm

peacock2121 wrote: Because I am just too darn cute for you.
I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.
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#27 Post by 10 Pound Balls » Fri May 09, 2008 12:31 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Skip the Intern wrote:
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You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...
Skipp, skippy, skippy,

You have so much to learn.

TPTB never give you back your balls. They own them.

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#28 Post by a1mamacat » Fri May 09, 2008 12:31 pm

because, without him, you would not have the fodder for biting that you do now, therefore you would grow lazy and slack from disuse of wit, and you would have to be fired as the boredbiter.
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Re: If I pay your salary

#29 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 12:31 pm

BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Because I am just too darn cute for you.
I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.
You flirting with me?
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Re: If I pay your salary

#30 Post by BackInTex » Fri May 09, 2008 12:33 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Because I am just too darn cute for you.
I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.
You flirting with me?
What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson

War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
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#31 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 12:35 pm

a1mamacat wrote:because, without him, you would not have the fodder for biting that you do now, therefore you would grow lazy and slack from disuse of wit, and you would have to be fired as the boredbiter.
Most excellent reasons!

I do like fodder.
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#32 Post by Referee Phil Luckett » Fri May 09, 2008 12:36 pm

BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
BackInTex wrote: I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.
You flirting with me?
What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?
TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.

The penalty will be enforced on the biteoff... er, kickoff.

Sixth down!
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Re: If I pay your salary

#33 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 12:36 pm

BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
BackInTex wrote: I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.
You flirting with me?
What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?
I just might flirt back.

Do you know that I am flirting when I tell you to bite me?
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Re: If I pay your salary

#34 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 12:37 pm

Referee Phil Luckett wrote:
BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: You flirting with me?
What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?
TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.

The penalty will be enforced on the biteoff... er, kickoff.

Sixth down!
Only half the distance to the goal? Half?
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Re: If I pay your salary

#35 Post by BackInTex » Fri May 09, 2008 1:07 pm

Referee Phil Luckett wrote:TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.
Hey Phil! It's baseball season and you just awarded me second base! Thanks.
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#36 Post by BackInTex » Fri May 09, 2008 1:08 pm

peacock2121 wrote: Do you know that I am flirting when I tell you to bite me?
I pretend I don't. That is part of the game.
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~~ Thomas Jefferson

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#37 Post by tlynn78 » Fri May 09, 2008 1:08 pm

You two! Get a room.


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Re: If I pay your salary

#38 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 1:09 pm

BackInTex wrote:
Referee Phil Luckett wrote:TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.
Hey Phil! It's baseball season and you just awarded me second base! Thanks.
Phil is not the boss of me.

You get second base when I say you get second base.
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Re: If I pay your salary

#39 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 1:09 pm

BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Do you know that I am flirting when I tell you to bite me?
I pretend I don't. That is part of the game.
Good, I'll pretend as well.
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#40 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 1:11 pm

tlynn78 wrote:You two! Get a room.


t.
If you would get over this "needing accoutrement" crap, I wouldn't have to flirt with him. I'd have you.
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#41 Post by tlynn78 » Fri May 09, 2008 1:13 pm

If you would get over this "needing accoutrement" crap, I wouldn't have to flirt with him. I'd have you

lol


I have issssues.


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#42 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 1:15 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
If you would get over this "needing accoutrement" crap, I wouldn't have to flirt with him. I'd have you

lol


I have issssues.


t.
You do.

You need rehab.
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