WWTBAM Bored

peacock2121 wrote: Because I am just too darn cute for you.

I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.

peacock2121 wrote:

Skip the Intern wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:
You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...

Skipp, skippy, skippy,

You have so much to learn.

TPTB never give you back your balls. They own them.

We're house balls. The drunk who owns the bowling alley keeps us in his rack....

because, without him, you would not have the fodder for biting that you do now, therefore you would grow lazy and slack from disuse of wit, and you would have to be fired as the boredbiter.

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote: Because I am just too darn cute for you.

I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.

You flirting with me?

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote: Because I am just too darn cute for you.

I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.

You flirting with me?

What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?

a1mamacat wrote:because, without him, you would not have the fodder for biting that you do now, therefore you would grow lazy and slack from disuse of wit, and you would have to be fired as the boredbiter.

Most excellent reasons!

I do like fodder.

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote: I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.

You flirting with me?

What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?

TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.

The penalty will be enforced on the biteoff... er, kickoff.

Sixth down!

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

BackInTex wrote: I asked why I would want to work for you, not on you.

Like tequila, no such think as too much cute.

You flirting with me?

What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?

I just might flirt back.

Do you know that I am flirting when I tell you to bite me?

Referee Phil Luckett wrote:

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote: You flirting with me?

What if I am?

What you gonna do about it?

TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.

The penalty will be enforced on the biteoff... er, kickoff.

Sixth down!

Only half the distance to the goal? Half?

Referee Phil Luckett wrote:TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.

Hey Phil! It's baseball season and you just awarded me second base! Thanks.

peacock2121 wrote: Do you know that I am flirting when I tell you to bite me?

I pretend I don't. That is part of the game.

You two! Get a room.


t.

BackInTex wrote:

Referee Phil Luckett wrote:TWEET!!!


Excessive fraternization penalty on Peacock and BiT! Half the distance to the goal line.

Hey Phil! It's baseball season and you just awarded me second base! Thanks.

Phil is not the boss of me.

You get second base when I say you get second base.

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote: Do you know that I am flirting when I tell you to bite me?

I pretend I don't. That is part of the game.

Good, I'll pretend as well.

tlynn78 wrote:You two! Get a room.


t.

If you would get over this "needing accoutrement" crap, I wouldn't have to flirt with him. I'd have you.

If you would get over this "needing accoutrement" crap, I wouldn't have to flirt with him. I'd have you

lol


I have issssues.


t.

tlynn78 wrote:

If you would get over this "needing accoutrement" crap, I wouldn't have to flirt with him. I'd have you

lol


I have issssues.


t.

You do.

You need rehab.