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You disgust me, well 1/2 of you do

#1 Post by BackInTex » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:37 pm

Nearly half of Americans don’t change underwear daily, new survey says
Nearly half of Americans have worn the same pair of underwear for two or more days, according to a survey by apparel maker Tommy John.
Well, it's not like it's a habit. On occasion....camping and such, long road trips, things like that.
Out of 1,000 people responding to an informal poll conducted by the underwear maker, 45% admitted they had worn the same pair of undies for two or more days, with 13% saying they had worn the same pair for a week or more, Tommy John said
Don't think I've ever been there.
men were 2.5 times as likely as women to wear unwashed undies for a week or more.
I would say I'm not surprised but then how do you get 2 1/2 times from zero. There can't be any women that admit to wearing the same thing for a week or more.
The Tommy John survey also covered underwear replacement and found that 46% of respondents don’t follow the pervasive wisdom that recommends swapping out old for new every six months to a year. Not only that, but 38% of respondents did not know how long they’d had their underwear. Men and women scored equally on this one, Tommy John said.
I count the holes. Once they hit 10-15, it's time to replace.
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#2 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:40 pm

Oh geez
Well, then

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#3 Post by Lizbit » Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:01 pm

I don't ever change my underwear, because I don't have any. So far, no one seems to have noticed.

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#4 Post by Bob78164 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:52 am

Had to go a few days once nearly 30 years ago when the airline lost my luggage. They had trouble catching up to me because just after my arrival we learned that my father had suddenly died. So I was driving all over the northeast to be with the rest of my family, deal with the arrangements, and then attend the funeral. Underwear that was other than fresh wasn’t terribly high on my priority list at the time. —Bob
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#5 Post by T_Bone0806 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:50 am

Yuck. Luckily I've kept a large stock of Underoos so changing daily is not a problem...although a few have faded so badly that you can't tell The Incredible Hulk from My Little Pony.

And I've had to toss a couple pair that had so many holes they looked like they'd been hit by Iron Man's repulsor rays.

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#6 Post by silverscreenselect » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:05 am

There's a joke that you can script any way you want for any traditional rivalry:

A Georgia Tech fan and a Georgia fan are out shopping when they see a store advertising a big sale on men's underwear. The Tech man says to the clerk: "I'll take seven pair: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ..." The Georgia man says: "I'll take 12 pair: January, February, March ..."
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#7 Post by Spock » Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:51 am

You can always go the astronaut route.

https://www.denverpost.com/2007/02/05/d ... ngle-plot/

"The Orlando police allege that Nowak drove 950 miles from Houston
to Orlando wearing adult diapers used in space"

Then you have to change even less frequently.

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#8 Post by Lizbit » Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:43 pm

Okay, Mr. BackinTex, six responses have been posted to your original message.

Which three of us are in the half that disgusts you?

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#9 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:44 pm

Lizbit wrote:Okay, Mr. BackinTex, six responses have been posted to your original message.

Which three of us are in the half that disgusts you?
Don't forget commando.
Well, then

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#10 Post by BackInTex » Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:57 pm

Lizbit wrote:Okay, Mr. BackinTex, six responses have been posted to your original message.

Which three of us are in the half that disgusts you?
Well, Bob's story kind of does. Georgia dude for sure.

Last fall when I moved my youngest daughter into Ole Miss for the final time, I found I forgot to pack underwear. Not sure how that happened, but I did go to TJ Maxx and bought a cheap 3-pack.
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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:22 pm

I'm guessing nobody would want to be around me after I've been off work for a few days. It's all good...

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