WWTBAM Bored

The Astros' 3rd baseman, Bregman, may need some place to hide after booting two balls this inning, leading to a one-run deficit becoming 6.

This game got out of hand quick!

These folks may want to join him:

Oh geez. Wish I had a snappy comeback. Hope we do.

Beebs52 wrote:Oh geez. Wish I had a snappy comeback. Hope we do.

Terrible game, offensively and defensively. Didn't even look like the Astros.

The Nats are a good team. I think they would have won the game without the errors or near errors. We (the Astros) need to wake up our bats. We will not win and games with only 2 or 3 runs.

Get ready for a deluge of Baby Shark hand jives:

Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.

T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.

You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.

Beebs52 wrote:

T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.

You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.

I do love a potty-mouthed Bored babe.


Cupcake.

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.

You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.

I do love a potty-mouthed Bored babe.


Cupcake.

I'll sic that fucking baby shark on you.

Pookie

Beebs52 wrote:

T_Bone0806 wrote:Geez, Astros. If you were gonna poop the bed once you got to the Series, you coulda just let us win and go in your place.

We could've done just as good a job of losing as you're doing.

You're too polite. They shit the bed, not pooped.

Well, you know me...elegance and class personified.

I even drink my tea pinky up.

Also, according to the literary classic, Everyone Poops

T_Bone0806 wrote:Also, according to the literary classic, Everyone Poops

We adhere to Once Upon a Potty hereabouts.

That was fugly.

tlynn78 wrote:That was fugly.

Great. Thanks for making this thread NSFW.

Vandal wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:That was fugly.

Great. Thanks for making this thread NSFW.

Day late, dollah short

Vandal wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:That was fugly.

Great. Thanks for making this thread NSFW.

My work here is done. Onward.