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Calling All Cars! Calling All Cars!
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:04 am
by Badge #13
The Bored Police have put out an All Points Bulletin on the following missing BB!
Name: minimetoo26
A.K.A.: "The Fern", "The Carp", and coutless other aliases
Description: Mother of four, youngest likes to plot and not smile. She is a huge pain in the ass to certain people on the Bored. Might be in the custody of ruthless relatives who will not give her up for any amount of ransom. The suspect has been known to frequent Disney World, Yellowstone Park, and any place that gets a lot of hurricanes.
Suspect may be armed with weapons of mass distraction, such as Prison Throw or other digital crack. If approached by Ms. 26, tase her unmercilessly and handcuff her to the computer desk with the Bored locked onto the computer screen.
That is all.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:09 am
by MarleysGh0st
Thanks for putting out that notice, Officer #13! It's nearly been three weeks, now! What's up with that???
School year's not over yet, so I doubt she's at Disney or those other vacation resorts. Some of the young'uns have already been pushing the limit on school absences.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:24 am
by gsabc
Yes. While my posting position in the memberlist appreciates the respite, its length is a bit concerning. I hope everything is all right in the minihousehold.
Re: Calling All Cars! Calling All Cars!
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:03 am
by ulysses5019
Badge #13 wrote:The Bored Police have put out an All Points Bulletin on the following missing BB!
Name: minimetoo26
A.K.A.: "The Fern", "The Carp", and coutless other aliases
Description: Mother of four, youngest likes to plot and not smile. She is a huge pain in the ass to certain people on the Bored. Might be in the custody of ruthless relatives who will not give her up for any amount of ransom. The suspect has been known to frequent Disney World, Yellowstone Park, and any place that gets a lot of hurricanes.
Suspect may be armed with weapons of mass distraction, such as Prison Throw or other digital crack. If approached by Ms. 26, tase her unmercilessly and handcuff her to the computer desk with the Bored locked onto the computer screen.
That is all.
Don't tase her bro!
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:40 am
by Badge #13
I forgot all about this and figured
someone didn't see it......
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:00 am
by Ms. 45
If Ms. 26 becomes a problem, I can bring her in for you.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:05 am
by kayrharris
We're getting new people over here just about everyday. All the guns in the avatars could give them the wrong impression. Just sayin'....
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:06 am
by ShitSandwich
kayrharris wrote:We're getting new people over here just about everyday. All the guns in the avatars could give them the wrong impression. Just sayin'....
God forbid we give people the wrong impression about this place....
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:08 am
by kayrharris
I know better than to open any spoiler posted by SS....I hope the newbies will learn that as well.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:08 am
by ulysses5019
Ms. 45 wrote:If Ms. 26 becomes a problem, I can bring her in for you.
All we need is thousandaire to make it a triple gun threat.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:10 am
by AnastasiaBeaverhousen
ShitSandwich wrote:kayrharris wrote:We're getting new people over here just about everyday. All the guns in the avatars could give them the wrong impression. Just sayin'....
God forbid we give people the wrong impression about this place....
I know
I could never give people the wrong impression!
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:14 am
by SloppyDrunkGuy
AnastasiaBeaverhousen wrote:ShitSandwich wrote:kayrharris wrote:We're getting new people over here just about everyday. All the guns in the avatars could give them the wrong impression. Just sayin'....
God forbid we give people the wrong impression about this place....
I know
I could never give people the wrong impression!
(HIC!) Nishe to shee you again, Ana! (hic, hic!) Why don't you pour me a really shtiff drink, honeypie? (hic, HIC! BURP!) Durn Old Crow don't shtay down like it (hic!) used to.... (HIC!)
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:17 am
by Convict #26
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:04 am
by ulysses5019
SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:AnastasiaBeaverhousen wrote:ShitSandwich wrote:
God forbid we give people the wrong impression about this place....
I know
I could never give people the wrong impression!
(HIC!) Nishe to shee you again, Ana! (hic, hic!) Why don't you pour me a really shtiff drink, honeypie? (hic, HIC! BURP!) Durn Old Crow don't shtay down like it (hic!) used to.... (HIC!)
I think that four hour man can pour you a really stiff one.