Garry Kasparov's penis problem

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NellyLunatic1980 · #1 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Wed May 21, 2008 8:38 am

This is one of the weirdest stories I've seen all year.

http://gizmodo.com/391794/flying-rc-pen ... rov-speech

Four Hour Stiffy · #2 Post by **Four Hour Stiffy** » Wed May 21, 2008 8:48 am

Someone needs to keep their rocket in their pants....

tlynn78 · #3 Post by **tlynn78** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:51 am

THAT"S where it went...

t.

VAdame · #4 Post by **VAdame** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:02 am

OMG that's hilarious -- but I can't see the video from work! I can't wait to get home

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #5 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:03 am

I can't get it to work!

Rexer25 · #6 Post by **Rexer25** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:07 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I can't get it to work!

I am assuming that you are referring to the video in question...

ulysses5019 · #7 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:08 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I can't get it to work!

Is this better?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haRZxPw0JYg

tlynn78 · #8 Post by **tlynn78** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:10 am

Is this better?

Yes! LOL

I'm such a juvenile.

t.

peacock2121 · #9 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:16 am

We are bad, bad peoples.

bad

Rexer25 · #10 Post by **Rexer25** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:17 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I can't get it to work!

Is this better?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haRZxPw0JYg

The video with subtitles is easier to understand.

peacock2121 · #11 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:18 am

Rexer25 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I can't get it to work!

Is this better?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haRZxPw0JYg
The video with subtitles is easier to understand.

and funnier.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #12 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed May 21, 2008 11:20 am

Ok, it's really funny.

VAdame · #13 Post by **VAdame** » Wed May 21, 2008 11:37 am

!@#$% I can't YouTube at work -- probably a good thing as nothing much else would get done!

I'll have to check it out later.

Thousandaire · #14 Post by **Thousandaire** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:38 pm

The article said "meatspace"... heh [/beavis]

Beavis & Butthead · #15 Post by **Beavis & Butthead** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:53 pm

Thousandaire wrote:The article said "meatspace"... heh [/beavis]

Uh.... I don't think Beavis needs more meatspace. huh, huh, huh!

etaoin22 · #16 Post by **etaoin22** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:17 pm

They got it before it completed its programmed task of discharging ..... !

Fill in your poison of choice. Vodka not included....

Or whatever, in Russia until proven otherwise I would assume that there was some evildoing intent with such a device.

Might be a good scene for an over-the-top spy spoof, OTOH.

NellyLunatic1980 · #17 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:27 pm

etaoin22 wrote:They got it before it completed its programmed task of discharging ..... !

Fill in your poison of choice. Vodka not included....

Or whatever, in Russia until proven otherwise I would assume that there was some evildoing intent with such a device.

Might be a good scene for an over-the-top spy spoof, OTOH.

I was thinking a 1940s-style detective film would be more apropos since those types of films always have a private dick...

ulysses5019 · #18 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:03 pm

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
etaoin22 wrote:They got it before it completed its programmed task of discharging ..... !

Fill in your poison of choice. Vodka not included....

Or whatever, in Russia until proven otherwise I would assume that there was some evildoing intent with such a device.

Might be a good scene for an over-the-top spy spoof, OTOH.
I was thinking a 1940s-style detective film would be more apropos since those types of films always have a private dick...

But this one wasn't so private........

........maybe it should be part of an Austin Powers movie.....was it gold?

VAdame · #19 Post by **VAdame** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:29 pm

Are you talking about that thing flying around that looks like somebody's....

Johnson!

Lordy, Clint Howard grew up fugly, din't he?

VAdame · #20 Post by **VAdame** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:45 pm

OK -- saw the YouTube video -- that is just hysterical! Like a little penis-helicopter!

I think that previous pic is not of "Johnson" but from another movie. Here's Clint as "Johnson!"
(behind & to Michael York's left, viewer's right)

Still -- fugly!

YetiGirl · #21 Post by **YetiGirl** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:43 pm

i would have swatted it

just as good as that guy

only closer to the ground

and fewer people in the room

outside would be better

Thousandaire · #22 Post by **Thousandaire** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:32 pm

VAdame wrote: Lordy, Clint Howard grew up fugly, din't he?

But he's reported to be a very big tipper!

SportsFan68 · #23 Post by **SportsFan68** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:47 pm

Kasparov's much better looking than I thought he was. I must have been thinking of Spassky.

I read this afternoon that Spassky was always friendly with Fischer. He said that Fischer made them all rich men. I'm sure that's not the reason Spassky always stuck up for him, I just never thought of it like that. Fischer was worth more than $2 million when he died, pretty good for somebody who never held a day job.

ulysses5019 · #24 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:13 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:Kasparov's much better looking than I thought he was. I must have been thinking of Spassky.

I read this afternoon that Spassky was always friendly with Fischer. He said that Fischer made them all rich men. I'm sure that's not the reason Spassky always stuck up for him, I just never thought of it like that. Fischer was worth more than $2 million when he died, pretty good for somebody who never held a day job.

What? I am much more better looking man than girrlyman garry. I am not bothered by Flying Fickle Phallus of Fate.

Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM · #25 Post by **Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:15 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:What? I am much more better looking man than girrlyman garry. I am not bothered by Flying Fickle Phallus of Fate.

Did you just call me a weiner?

-DaFinger