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Give me all your money...

#1 Post by sunflower » Wed May 21, 2008 6:11 pm

LOL...no false pretenses of making any money here...just give me your account numbers and your cash...same end result but less bs...honesty has to count for something, right?!?

Kidding...I just hate spam and felt the need to mock it! :x
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#2 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed May 21, 2008 6:16 pm

Here is my social security number
666-66-6666
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#3 Post by sunflower » Wed May 21, 2008 6:18 pm

You wouldn't believe how many times in the last 2 weeks I won the Nigerian lottery AND had inheritances left to me. Why mess around with egold when there are millions already waiting for me?? LOL...

If only I had that kind of luck when I was sitting in the hot seat...
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#4 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed May 21, 2008 6:19 pm

You wouldn't believe how many people have told me in the last few weeks that my penis is too small.
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#5 Post by sunflower » Wed May 21, 2008 6:23 pm

And I apparently am in the market for several hundred replica watches!
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#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed May 21, 2008 6:23 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:You wouldn't believe how many people have told me in the last few weeks that my penis is too small.

People on the street?

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#7 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed May 21, 2008 6:25 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:You wouldn't believe how many people have told me in the last few weeks that my penis is too small.

People on the street?

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Emails.

If I wasn't so secure femininity, I might develop a complex.
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#8 Post by ne1410s » Wed May 21, 2008 7:30 pm

Well, apparently someone has been forwarding my posts. Lately all I get are spams for colon cleansing... :roll:
"When you argue with a fool, there are two fools in the argument."
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#9 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed May 21, 2008 9:41 pm

I couldn't bring myself to open this one, but I was SO TEMPTED!

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#10 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 22, 2008 6:08 am

No one even cares if I have a penis or not.
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#11 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 22, 2008 6:09 am

No one wants my money or my social security number either.
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#12 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu May 22, 2008 6:13 am

Going through my spam, I see that I have e-mails saying that I can refinance my home, get a penis enlargement, and refinance a penis enlargement.
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#13 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 22, 2008 6:33 am

What about discount drugs!

Sting gets those as well.
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#14 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu May 22, 2008 7:18 am

peacock2121 wrote:What about discount drugs!

Sting gets those as well.
Yep. I've gotten lots of spam for discounts on Dole's boner pills.
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#15 Post by nitrah55 » Thu May 22, 2008 7:45 am

peacock2121 wrote:No one even cares if I have a penis or not.
I think this calls for a show of hands.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#16 Post by gsabc » Thu May 22, 2008 8:09 am

nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:No one even cares if I have a penis or not.
I think this calls for a show of hands.
Well, a show of SOMEthing, anyway.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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#17 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 22, 2008 8:40 am

You boys sure know how to sweet talk a girl!
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