Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.

[The Creature]

It is not like the other promos.

That is to say, it is different.

And because it is different, it is better.

Because it is better your Bored experience is improved.

You are about to participate in another of Fanny's great adventures.

You are about to experience the awe and mystery which Fanny calls

GOOD OLD FASHIONED FANNY LYRICALLY SPEAKING!

Arriving tomorrow

Here on this Bored!

For you mere Earthlings!