:: WE ARE OFFENDED!!! ::

[BigDrawMan]

Hillary and I are offended and insulted that "some" of you back there misunderheard what she meant by her RFK quote.She meant that some primaries last into June.This is what she meant the other 6 times she mentioned that RFK was assassinated in June.

You know, Hillary is only staying in for You.She wants to give everyone the opportunity to vote(for her).Why do yins think Bill made all those speeches to groups who had legislation that Hill would be voting on?? Why do you think Bill took 800 large From Colombia to lobby for their free trade agreement that Hillary would be voting on???

For you.

[ulysses5019]

Hillary and I are offended and insulted that "some" of you back there misunderheard what she meant by her RFK quote.She meant that some primaries last into June.This is what she meant the other 6 times she mentioned that RFK was assassinated in June.

You know, Hillary is only staying in for You.She wants to give everyone the opportunity to vote(for her).Why do yins think Bill made all those speeches to groups who had legislation that Hill would be voting on?? Why do you think Bill took 800 large From Colombia to lobby for their free trade agreement that Hillary would be voting on???

For you.

Here's more to offend "some":




A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.





After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.





One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.





As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.





But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the sheep.





After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.





A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.






The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.





That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It
was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get
'those feelings' again..





He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and
leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do
for him. He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Not nice!

[JoeBobBillyWayneTucker]

So where's tha' punch line?

[ulysses5019]

Not nice!

I thought I was supposed to post something offensive?

[SportsFan68]

I am offended by Garbage Goals 3 and 4 in last night's Stanley Cup game!

I demand the end of this mockery!




Unless we score 'em, of course . . .