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Knock, knock...

#1 Post by nitrah55 » Wed May 28, 2008 8:51 am

Knock, knock...
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#2 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed May 28, 2008 8:51 am

Go away! :P

(Ever the contrarian....)
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#3 Post by Bob Juch » Wed May 28, 2008 8:53 am

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Re: Knock, knock...

#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed May 28, 2008 8:54 am

nitrah55 wrote:Knock, knock...

Use a higher octane gasoline.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#5 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:00 am

I'm getting the feeling nitrah's joke will only be half as funny as some of the responses he's going to get.

I'll blame the Jehovah's Witnesses--they knock, I bail...
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#6 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:01 am

No hablo ingles!
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#7 Post by nitrah55 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:02 am

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm getting the feeling nitrah's joke will only be half as funny as some of the responses he's going to get.

I'll blame the Jehovah's Witnesses--they knock, I bail...
I have that feeling, too.

It's ok.

I planned a joke, now we have a Rohrshach test.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#8 Post by gsabc » Wed May 28, 2008 9:03 am

Me, I don't give a rap.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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#9 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed May 28, 2008 9:10 am

I want to hear nitrah's joke.





Who's there?
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#10 Post by nitrah55 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:20 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:I want to hear nitrah's joke.





Who's there?
Awkward silence.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#11 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:21 am

nitrah55 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I want to hear nitrah's joke.





Who's there?
Awkward silence.
In THIS place?!?

In your dreams, Bub.

Go away, again!!!
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#12 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed May 28, 2008 9:28 am

nitrah55 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I want to hear nitrah's joke.





Who's there?
Awkward silence.
Awkward silence who?
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#13 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:41 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I want to hear nitrah's joke.





Who's there?
Awkward silence.
Awkward silence who?
I get the feeling that's the whole joke there, Marley...
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#14 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed May 28, 2008 9:44 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
nitrah55 wrote: Awkward silence.
Awkward silence who?
I get the feeling that's the whole joke there, Marley...
I'm just following the traditional forms here, mini...
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#15 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:46 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: Awkward silence who?
I get the feeling that's the whole joke there, Marley...
I'm just following the traditional forms here, mini...
And the traditional form is being filled with the awkward silence as you await the answer that hasn't come yet...
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#16 Post by Bob Juch » Wed May 28, 2008 9:51 am

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm getting the feeling nitrah's joke will only be half as funny as some of the responses he's going to get.

I'll blame the Jehovah's Witnesses--they knock, I bail...
They knock, I take off my clothes before opening the door. :P
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#17 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:53 am

Bob Juch wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:I'm getting the feeling nitrah's joke will only be half as funny as some of the responses he's going to get.

I'll blame the Jehovah's Witnesses--they knock, I bail...
They knock, I take off my clothes before opening the door. :P
I've tried grabbing a mop on the way to the door, and they offered to help me clean my kitchen. Relentless.
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Re: Knock, knock...

#18 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Wed May 28, 2008 3:04 pm

nitrah55 wrote:Knock, knock...

Give me another 5 min.... er, hours, please!

Oooooooh, you might want to evacuate!
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#19 Post by tlynn78 » Wed May 28, 2008 3:10 pm

I've tried grabbing a mop on the way to the door, and they offered to help me clean my kitchen. Relentless.

I should rent out my hubby. After he hit on the younger girls a couple of times, they stopped coming by :lol: :lol:


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