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varmint issue

#1 Post by BigDrawMan » Wed May 28, 2008 9:26 pm

a skunk wandered into a cage trap which was protecting Carl the Duck from evil predators.

Carl refuses to let it out.

I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.

anywho, I am open to suggestions.

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Re: varmint issue

#2 Post by Rexer25 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:32 pm

BigDrawMan wrote:a skunk wandered into a cage trap which was protecting Carl the Duck from evil predators.

Carl refuses to let it out.

I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.

anywho, I am open to suggestions.
Call Aminal Control. You're already paying them to do thid kind of work.

BTW, saw the show on GSN with you and Leszek in the ROF last weekend. Your fingers aren't getting any faster.
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#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed May 28, 2008 9:34 pm

This is ironic and funny....

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Re: varmint issue

#4 Post by AnnieCamaro » Wed May 28, 2008 9:35 pm

BigDrawMan wrote:a skunk wandered into a cage trap which was protecting Carl the Duck from evil predators.

Carl refuses to let it out.

I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.

anywho, I am open to suggestions.
I don't know how to solve your problem. I do know that Johnson's Baby Shampoo gets the smell off my sister Irish when she tries to be the boss of skunks.

I thought that information might prove helpful.

/:P\
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Re: varmint issue

#5 Post by Ritterskoop » Wed May 28, 2008 9:41 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
I don't know how to solve your problem. I do know that Johnson's Baby Shampoo gets the smell off my sister Irish when she tries to be the boss of skunks.

I thought that information might prove helpful.

/:P\
I read tomato juice also will remove the aroma.
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#6 Post by AnnieCamaro » Wed May 28, 2008 9:46 pm

Ritterskoop wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
I don't know how to solve your problem. I do know that Johnson's Baby Shampoo gets the smell off my sister Irish when she tries to be the boss of skunks.

I thought that information might prove helpful.

/:P\
I read tomato juice also will remove the aroma.
My mom says baby shampoo works better and isn't as messy. I don't know from personal experience, because skunks like me better than Irish.
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#7 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed May 28, 2008 9:50 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Ritterskoop wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
I don't know how to solve your problem. I do know that Johnson's Baby Shampoo gets the smell off my sister Irish when she tries to be the boss of skunks.

I thought that information might prove helpful.

/:P\
I read tomato juice also will remove the aroma.
My mom says baby shampoo works better and isn't as messy. I don't know from personal experience, because skunks like me better than Irish.

Skunks are evil!!!!

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#8 Post by Ritterskoop » Wed May 28, 2008 9:52 pm

I'm sure baby shampoo smells better than tomatoes, too.
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Re: varmint issue

#9 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed May 28, 2008 10:46 pm

BigDrawMan wrote:a skunk wandered into a cage trap which was protecting Carl the Duck from evil predators.

Carl refuses to let it out.

I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.

anywho, I am open to suggestions.
Take the cage someplace suitable for skunks (OUTSIDE Jefferson Borough or Elizabeth, thengyewverramush), open the door, and run like crazy back to your car.

The skunk will toddle away, and you can retrieve the cage.

That is my suggestion.

Good luck.
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#10 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed May 28, 2008 10:49 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
BigDrawMan wrote:a skunk wandered into a cage trap which was protecting Carl the Duck from evil predators.

Carl refuses to let it out.

I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.

anywho, I am open to suggestions.
I don't know how to solve your problem. I do know that Johnson's Baby Shampoo gets the smell off my sister Irish when she tries to be the boss of skunks.

I thought that information might prove helpful.

/:P\
I have always had very good luck with Dawn dishwashing liquid, even on my beautiful four-inch furred Bigfoot. However, I know it's very hard on skin, so next time I'll try baby shampoo.

If there is a next time. :( Maybe there won't be. :mrgreen:
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#11 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed May 28, 2008 10:58 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
BigDrawMan wrote:a skunk wandered into a cage trap which was protecting Carl the Duck from evil predators.

Carl refuses to let it out.

I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.

anywho, I am open to suggestions.
Take the cage someplace suitable for skunks (OUTSIDE Jefferson Borough or Elizabeth, thengyewverramush), open the door, and run like crazy back to your car.

The skunk will toddle away, and you can retrieve the cage.

That is my suggestion.

Good luck.
It would be horrible if the skunk got upset in the car and sprayed.

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#12 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed May 28, 2008 11:33 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: It would be horrible if the skunk got upset in the car and sprayed.
BDM can outrun a skunk who's afraid of him.

I think.

Maybe not.
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#13 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu May 29, 2008 12:23 am

BigDrawMan wrote:a skunk wandered into a cage trap which was protecting Carl the Duck from evil predators.

Carl refuses to let it out.

I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.

anywho, I am open to suggestions.
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#14 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 29, 2008 3:57 am

This is too funny.

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#15 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 29, 2008 3:57 am

I just keep thinking of Stalin's hair smelling of skunk.

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#16 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu May 29, 2008 6:33 am

BigDrawMan wrote: I am considering throwing a sheet over the cage, then sneaking up on it after dark and opening the door.But, I remember what happened to Peter Brady when he was sprayed.
or maybe that was keith partridge.
It was the entire Partridge family, after Chris and Tracy let it wander onto their bus, thinking it was a cute little kitty. Then, when they got to their hotel, room service wouldn't sell them tomato juice, except by the glassful. They ordered many glasses!

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#17 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu May 29, 2008 6:34 am

peacock2121 wrote:I just keep thinking of Stalin's hair smelling of skunk.
Who would have dared say anything? :shock:

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#18 Post by BDMs partner » Thu May 29, 2008 6:42 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I just keep thinking of Stalin's hair smelling of skunk.
Who would have dared say anything? :shock:

I've told him numerous times, but all I ever gets is the icy glare....

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#19 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 29, 2008 7:29 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I just keep thinking of Stalin's hair smelling of skunk.
Who would have dared say anything? :shock:
well.......

hello!?!?

Have you met me?

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#20 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu May 29, 2008 7:38 am

peacock2121 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I just keep thinking of Stalin's hair smelling of skunk.
Who would have dared say anything? :shock:
well.......

hello!?!?

Have you met me?
Well, sure, you'd tell beedums, but would you have told Stalin? Cognizant of what the consequences might be?

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#21 Post by tlynn78 » Thu May 29, 2008 11:27 am

BDM can outrun a skunk who's afraid of him.

I think.

Maybe not.

Unless Beedums has a cold, that is.


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#22 Post by Rexer25 » Thu May 29, 2008 11:30 am

tlynn78 wrote:
BDM can outrun a skunk who's afraid of him.

I think.

Maybe not.

Unless Beedums has a cold, that is.


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#23 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 29, 2008 2:41 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
BDM can outrun a skunk who's afraid of him.

I think.

Maybe not.

Unless Beedums has a cold, that is.


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#24 Post by tlynn78 » Thu May 29, 2008 2:47 pm

Have I told you lately how very much I enjoy you

Only how much you want to enjoy me.


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#25 Post by peacock2121 » Thu May 29, 2008 2:52 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Have I told you lately how very much I enjoy you

Only how much you want to enjoy me.


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