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mrkelley23 · #51 Post by **mrkelley23** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:28 am

Rexer25 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:Why is it the ho in the tube top always gets killed/crushed/eaten first?

To satisfy the moralists in the ranks of the reviewers.

[/cynical Rexer]

Moralists?

Or brunettes who can't keep a tube top up?

Not mentioning mini names, of course.

Oops! *ANY* names, I mean....

mrkelley23 · #52 Post by **mrkelley23** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:29 am

tlynn78 wrote:Why is it the ho in the tube top always gets killed/crushed/eaten first?

t.

As opposed to the scary teen movie where it's always the black guy, right? (Think it was Chris Rock who first had it in his routine, then they actually put it in one of the Scary Movies)

tlynn78 · #53 Post by **tlynn78** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:32 am

Are you sure that's what's going on back there?

Ha! I've seen my share of horror film, mister. If I'm ever in one:

Rule #1: Don't have sex
RUle #2: Don't investigate odd noises

New Rule: Don't wear a tube top.

Okay, that last one should prolly fall into the "whether I'm in a horror film or not" category...

Or brunettes who can't keep a tube top up

Hey! Well, I usta could...

t.

ulysses5019 · #54 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:36 am

tlynn78 wrote:
Are you sure that's what's going on back there?

Ha! I've seen my share of horror film, mister. If I'm ever in one:

Rule #1: Don't have sex
RUle #2: Don't investigate odd noises

New Rule: Don't wear a tube top.

Okay, that last one should prolly fall into the "whether I'm in a horror film or not" category...

Or brunettes who can't keep a tube top up

Hey! Well, I usta could...

t.

I hear that Wal-Mart has a sale on tub, er, tube tops. Gotta run now. They also have bandages and iodine on sale.

tlynn78 · #55 Post by **tlynn78** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:41 am

I hear that Wal-Mart has a sale on tub, er, tube tops. Gotta run now. They also have bandages and iodine on sale.

You won't be needing bandages and iodine, what with you looking to trade in that lovely crocheted ensemble for a full body cast and all....

t.

secondchance · #56 Post by **secondchance** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:15 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:Now with its own playset.

What are they angry about?

I think they're scaring off possums

T_Bone0806 · #57 Post by **T_Bone0806** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:18 pm

Second Chance wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:Now with its own playset.

What are they angry about?
I think they're scaring off possums

Perhaps they've learned that the Lohans are moving in down the street.

ulysses5019 · #58 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:20 pm

Second Chance wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:Now with its own playset.

What are they angry about?
I think they're scaring off possums

Where's the road scraper?

Fukola · #59 Post by **Fukola** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:23 pm

Fukotrolla wrote:
Not See Cola wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:Now with its own playset.

I can use these volk in my next promotional campaign

They're letting in just about any beverage now, I see.

We're the only beverage with the hbomb seal of approval....

tanstaafl2 · #60 Post by **tanstaafl2** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:23 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
gsabc wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I haven't figured out WHY they sell squirrel feeders when all the squirrels do a fabulous job of emptying the bird feeders!

Only feeders safe around here are my hummingbird feeders.
We have those weight-activated bird perch feeders, where it closes up if something too heavy is on the perch, like a squirrel. There's nothing to hang onto from above, so that trick doesn't work. Those are effective against the beasts. Only the newbies in our yard bother making the attempt anymore.

We have a home-made, BIL-made actually, squirrel feeder that we use for our flying squirrels. Whatever is left over by daytime goes to the regular ones.

When a squashed squirrel appears in the street near our house, we figure it was either too fat and slow from eating our seed, or else first died of a heart attack and was run over later.

We will figure out those weight controlled feeders before long. They can't outsmart us!

The particular band of Evil Squirrels at my home long ago figured out the weighted perch bird feeders. They seem willing to insert one hand in the feeder and sacrifice it to the pressure of their own weight whilst holding on to the perch of the other. Maybe if I lined it with razor blades they might get the hint. Hmmmm...

I have found a BB gun to be effective. Time consuming but amusing...

And Kay you must be lucky with your hummingbird feeders. No squirrels, evil or otherwise, but I have a pitched battle going on with hornets and ants. I think I have the ants on the retreat with a bit of strategically placed oil and changing feeders seems to have thwarted the hornets for the moment. Time will tell.

The Huge Manatee · #61 Post by **The Huge Manatee** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:28 am

The Onion on Disappointed Village Mob

MarleysGh0st · #62 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:34 am

The Huge Manatee wrote:

The Onion on Disappointed Village Mob

I looked at that picture and thought, "They don't look like an angry mob."

Then I read the article and the picture made perfect sense!

ulysses5019 · #63 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:47 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:

The Onion on Disappointed Village Mob
I looked at that picture and thought, "They don't look like an angry mob."

Then I read the article and the picture made perfect sense!

Did they all get their sad cards at the same time?

Here's Fanny! · #64 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:13 am

"Curiously Uninvolved Village Mob"

I'm not going to read the article because it's more fun to see what descriptor strikes me without knowing the context.

Here's Fanny! · #65 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:16 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:

The Onion on Disappointed Village Mob
I looked at that picture and thought, "They don't look like an angry mob."

Then I read the article and the picture made perfect sense!
Did they all get their sad cards at the same time?

Either that or they read Kazoo's posts and are an

Exceptionally Puzzled Village Mob

#66 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:17 am

The Huge Manatee wrote:

The Onion on Disappointed Village Mob

So they're the ones who scooped up all our clearanced Tiki torches....

lb13

ulysses5019 · #67 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:38 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
The Huge Manatee wrote:

The Onion on Disappointed Village Mob

So they're the ones who scooped up all our clearanced Tiki torches....

lb13

And your mini pill box hats.

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