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FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:36 pm
by etaoin22
This is not a test. This is the real thing.......

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:43 pm
by Beebs52
Yippee!!!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:44 pm
by T_Bone0806
I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.

I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:44 pm
by Beebs52
T_Bone0806 wrote:I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.

I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.

You were wearing a speedo?

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:44 pm
by ontellen
I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:45 pm
by Beebs52
ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!

Whooo HOOOO!!! Congrats and blessings to you and your hub!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:46 pm
by christie1111
Here!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:46 pm
by SportsFan68
Me too!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:48 pm
by SportsFan68
ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
Happy anniversary!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:49 pm
by Rafferbee
Present!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:51 pm
by T_Bone0806
Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.

I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.

You were wearing a speedo?
Don't even joke about such things. I mean, y'know that line in "Apocalypse Now", where Brando says "The horror! The horror!"? It would apply to me and a Speedo.

I actually meant there was a time back in college when I "experimented" with snorting chlorinated water.


I'll have you know that I chose the high road with that one. I could have gone with the crasser "I meant pictures of me doing the breaststroke", but I am a classy guy. :shock:

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:53 pm
by christie1111
ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
Happy Anniversary!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:53 pm
by T_Bone0806
ontellen wrote:I'm here. 38 years ago tonight I was dancing at my wedding and look what I'm doing tonight!
Happy Anniversary!

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:54 pm
by Beebs52
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:I am here. And, I am proud to say, I have not tested positive for any performance enhancing drugs. I come by my ignorance naturally.

I cannot, however, state with any certainty that pictures do not exist of me from college days in a "Phelps-like" pose.

You were wearing a speedo?
Don't even joke about such things. I mean, y'know that line in "Apocalypse Now", where Brando says "The horror! The horror!"? It would apply to me and a Speedo.

I actually meant there was a time back in college when I "experimented" with snorting chlorinated water.


I'll have you know that I chose the high road with that one. I could have gone with the crasser "I meant pictures of me doing the breaststroke", but I am a classy guy. :shock:
I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.

NTTAWTT

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:01 pm
by ontellen
Thanks guys. Geez,i feel old.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:02 pm
by T_Bone0806
Beebs52 wrote: I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.

NTTAWTT
I have never been in the closet.

Ummm...let me rephrase that...

I bet I'd be offended if I understood that one. I tried to figure out what the sidestroke would entail but I think I'm better off not knowing.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:05 pm
by Beebs52
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.

NTTAWTT
I have never been in the closet.

Ummm...let me rephrase that...

I bet I'd be offended if I understood that one. I tried to figure out what the sidestroke would entail but I think I'm better off not knowing.

I would never offend you. It's just a nice flowing stroke that isn't as fluttery as the butterfly.

I'm all about poetry.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:06 pm
by christie1111
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: I'll bet you're a closet sidestroke guy.

NTTAWTT
I have never been in the closet.

Ummm...let me rephrase that...

I bet I'd be offended if I understood that one. I tried to figure out what the sidestroke would entail but I think I'm better off not knowing.
Where is Fanny?

I am sure she would know!

:D

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:11 pm
by T_Bone0806
Beebs52 wrote:I would never offend you.
No, I don't believe you ever would.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:14 pm
by Beebs52
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I would never offend you.
No, I don't believe you ever would.
At least not intentionally...

The sidestroke is a real stroke. It's where you use the frogkick and stroke your arms sideways.

I like the sidestroke. It's nice and comfy and sleek.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:21 pm
by T_Bone0806
Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I would never offend you.
No, I don't believe you ever would.
At least not intentionally...

The sidestroke is a real stroke. It's where you use the frogkick and stroke your arms sideways.

I like the sidestroke. It's nice and comfy and sleek.
Oh, I know the sidestroke as it applies to swimming. I'm just not sure how it applies to performing it in a closet....of course, I don't think I wanna know.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:25 pm
by Beebs52
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote: No, I don't believe you ever would.
At least not intentionally...

The sidestroke is a real stroke. It's where you use the frogkick and stroke your arms sideways.

I like the sidestroke. It's nice and comfy and sleek.
Oh, I know the sidestroke as it applies to swimming. I'm just not sure how it applies to performing it in a closet....of course, I don't think I wanna know.
It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:36 pm
by T_Bone0806
Beebs52 wrote:It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.
No apologies. My offended tone was in jest. I understood the basics of what you were going for.

Hey. We created some classics together, such as James Bronk and Purses Galore. We're allowed an off night.



Now then, what exactly did you MEAN when you talk about a bad joke extending from my speedo?????? :twisted:

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:38 pm
by Beebs52
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.
No apologies. My offended tone was in jest. I understood the basics of what you were going for.

Hey. We created some classics together, such as James Bronk and Purses Galore. We're allowed an off night.



Now then, what exactly did you MEAN when you talk about a bad joke extending from my speedo?????? :twisted:
Only a bad joke to those for whom it wasn't intended. Eh? EH?

Oh, Purses Galore. Sob. Sigh. Those were the days my friends....

Re: FNGD PTP

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:43 pm
by Beebs52
Beebs52 wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:It doesn't apply. It was a bad joke that extended from the speedo. I'm not on tonight.
Sorry. It was totally nonsense. I'm off my game.
No apologies. My offended tone was in jest. I understood the basics of what you were going for.

Hey. We created some classics together, such as James Bronk and Purses Galore. We're allowed an off night.



Now then, what exactly did you MEAN when you talk about a bad joke extending from my speedo?????? :twisted:
Only a bad joke to those for whom it wasn't intended. Eh? EH?

Oh, Purses Galore. Sob. Sigh. Those were the days my friends....
Speaking of Underoos.