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Best Advice Ever from Rudy Giuliani

#1 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:57 am

Rudy Giuliani tweet 8/6/18 wrote:There is a moron on Fox claiming I chain smoke cigarettes worrying about the President’s tweets. Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘me. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School.
"Don't smoke cigarettes. Hate 'me."

Sometimes Rudy displays unexpected wisdom.
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#2 Post by Mitzi The Bimbocorn » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:08 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
Rudy Giuliani tweet 8/6/18 wrote:There is a moron on Fox claiming I chain smoke cigarettes worrying about the President’s tweets. Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘me. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School.
"Don't smoke cigarettes. Hate 'me."

Sometimes Rudy displays unexpected wisdom.

I, like, totally only smoke premium cigars as well!!! I'll even, like, chain smoke them in the right situation....

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#3 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:36 am

I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



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#4 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:40 am

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



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#5 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:08 pm

Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
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#6 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:10 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
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#7 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:20 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
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#8 Post by Appa23 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:19 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
I think that we have different ideas of what is idiotic.

Correcting for obvious typo, in response to some guy saying that he smokes cigarettes, Giuliani notes that he doesn't:

"Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘em. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School."

I took the "sue his law school if he is a lawyer" thing to simply reflect that the guy doesn't check his facts before he states a conclusion. (Note to all of the attorneys here)

Is it a waste of time to tweet this stuff? Sure! But, it is a societal norm now to tweet things that don't need to be expressed, and post needlessly on various internet comment boards.

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#9 Post by Estonut » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:16 pm

Appa23 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Please... this kind of stuff has a thread already made for it. Please use it.
That thread is for Trump idiocy. This was about Giuliani idiocy.
I think that we have different ideas of what is idiotic.

Correcting for obvious typo, in response to some guy saying that he smokes cigarettes, Giuliani notes that he doesn't:

"Don’t smoke cigarettes. Hate ‘em. Smoke only premium cigars and I hope this idiot is not a lawyer because if he is he should sue his Law School."

I took the "sue his law school if he is a lawyer" thing to simply reflect that the guy doesn't check his facts before he states a conclusion. (Note to all of the attorneys here)

Is it a waste of time to tweet this stuff? Sure! But, it is a societal norm now to tweet things that don't need to be expressed, and post needlessly on various internet comment boards.
If you look at Giuliani's Twitter feed, this tweet is preceded by 4 tweets and succeeded by 2 more about Chicago gun violence over the weekend, yet THIS is what the MSM jumps on?
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#10 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:30 pm

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



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#12 Post by BackInTex » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:30 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I only smoke after sex. I'm gettin' old, though, so I'm down to a pack a day.



Peaches.

What happens on the farm stays on the farm.....

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#13 Post by Cigarette Nazi » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:45 pm

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#14 Post by Politically Incorrect Inc. » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:18 am

Now this is my kind of thread!
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#15 Post by Marge Schott » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:26 am

Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:Now this is my kind of thread!

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#16 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:02 am

Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


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#17 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:09 am

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


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#18 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:43 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.
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I hear ya knockin'!

All my doors are open.



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#19 Post by Liberace » Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:00 pm

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.
Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.

I hear ya knockin'!

All my doors are open.



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#20 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 4:16 pm

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Hey Grandma Marge, since the Bored ladies aren't exactly knockin' on my door (yet), how about you bring your smokes and a bottle of your favorite hooch over here to my double wide.

Door's open.


Pumpkin.
Gee. You can add necrophiliac to your eharmony profile.

I hear ya knockin'!

All my doors are open.





Toots!
Ya got some dry rot in your jambs there.

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Well, then

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