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Mini Parade Thread

#1 Post by notebookboy » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:25 pm

Because we just can't let 17 years of Bored tradition go out the window like a defenestrated Harv....

Let's do some mini marching!

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#2 Post by Not Mini » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:26 pm

notebookboy wrote:Let's do some mini marching!

Not Mini will not do mini marching, only Not Mini marching...
Beast is not Mini!!!! Really!

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#3 Post by O'Bummer » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:28 pm

Only a mini parade? I think I'll blame Flock for this...

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#4 Post by 10 Pound Balls » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:29 pm

So, am I disqualified from the mini parade?

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#5 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:29 pm

I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!
Well, then

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#6 Post by Walt Disney » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:31 pm

Minnie Parade? Yay, more royalties to keep the freezer running!

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#7 Post by Bored Sweeper » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:32 pm

Beebs52 wrote:I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!

I'll see your loaded diapers and raise you the giant pile of Clydesdale shit I just stepped in!

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#8 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:33 pm

Loaded diapers... now on the McValue menu.
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#9 Post by Kiki's Cleaning Lady » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:35 pm

Sorry, but I don't do diapers. You know how hard babyshit is to get out of Lee Press On Nails?

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#10 Post by Lee Press On Nails » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:36 pm

Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:Sorry, but I don't do diapers. You know how hard babyshit is to get out of Lee Press On Nails?

Well, we're dropping our sponsorship for this mini parade! We demand our entire $1.69 back!

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#11 Post by Iben Browning » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:38 pm

I predicted this parade would be a mini disaster way back in..... I don't know what year, but I was right!!!
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#12 Post by Linus's Boss » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:41 pm

Well lookie there... everyone finally went back to work. Almost makes me feel useless....
Get off that message board and get back to WORK!!!!

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#13 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:47 pm

Bored Sweeper wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!

I'll see your loaded diapers and raise you the giant pile of Clydesdale shit I just stepped in!
Clydesdales Schmlyesdales. You underestimate the toddler intestine. I'll raise you a Dot crap and Merv hork. Also, stop with the crap candy. Throw sauvignon blanc.
Well, then

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#14 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:47 pm

Bored Sweeper wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!

I'll see your loaded diapers and raise you the giant pile of Clydesdale shit I just stepped in!
Could we schedule SSS and the Bobbsey Twins to march right behind the Clydesdales?
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#15 Post by Carmelo Anthony » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:53 pm

I'm out of the parade this year. I have to look for actual work because those idiots in Houston fired me after only one month.
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#16 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:08 pm

Where's my buddy the flag?

You can't have a parade without the flag. Even a mini-parade.
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#17 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:12 pm

Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!

Oh wait.... you said FLAG.

Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

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#18 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:16 pm

Liberace wrote:Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!

Oh wait.... you said FLAG.

Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Microagression! Where's the bored lawyer!?!
Well, then

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#19 Post by TheMichiganBarAssociation » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:18 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Liberace wrote:Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!

Oh wait.... you said FLAG.

Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Microagression! Where's the bored lawyer!?!

At your service, ma'am!

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#20 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:28 pm

TheMichiganBarAssociation wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Liberace wrote:Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!

Oh wait.... you said FLAG.

Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Microagression! Where's the bored lawyer!?!

At your service, ma'am!

That will be $600 for this Bored visit. Cash, charge or flesh?
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#21 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:32 pm

Stormy couldn't make it so we are the last minute replacement Grand Marshalls

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#22 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:33 pm

My Underdog balloon will be there in spirit only, since I have long since lost the log-in for him. May he RIP. :cry:
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#23 Post by Beavis & Butthead » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:33 pm

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Stormy couldn't make it so we are the last minute replacement Grand Marshalls

Huh huh huh! So..... you chicks wanna, ummmm, do it? Huh huh huh!

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#24 Post by The Spotless Sun » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:35 pm

At least the weather is nice
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#25 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:36 pm

tlynn78 wrote:My Underdog balloon will be there in spirit only, since I have long since lost the log-in for him. May he RIP. :cry:

Apparently you never registered him over here. There are only nine U usernames, and no Underdog balloon...

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