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Re: Mini Parade Thread

#26 Post by Jim Cantore » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:37 pm

The Spotless Sun wrote:At least the weather is nice

Damn the luck!
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#27 Post by Chicken Little » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:38 pm

If I could create a new MM it would be "7 new messages" cause that's is about as inside baseball as you can get on this bored
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#28 Post by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:41 pm

At least here in cyber world there is no wind so there won't be any balloon mishaps

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Re: Mini Parade Thread

#29 Post by NSAS » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:44 pm

This is about the squirrllest thing I've ever seen, and that says a lot.
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#30 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:57 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:My Underdog balloon will be there in spirit only, since I have long since lost the log-in for him. May he RIP. :cry:

Apparently you never registered him over here. There are only nine U usernames, and no Underdog balloon...

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#31 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:50 pm

Hurrah for a Bored tradition that refuses to die!

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#32 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:41 pm

Sorry I'm late, I was putting the final touches on the new balloon.

Look, everyone! It's not just any balloon flying by, it's Mike Hunt.

Doesn't Mike Hunt look great floating above the Bored!

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#33 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:45 pm

Seems fitting for me to walking beneath that particular balloon.

By the way, Bored ladies, I'll be firing up the blender in my double wide when this is over.

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#34 Post by Jack Webb » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:05 pm

My name is Friday, and I'm a cop. An internet cop.

This is a parade. An internet parade.

I was once married to a hot babe. This particular hot babe:

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Now I hang out here. With you people.






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#35 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:10 pm

The best part of this annual parade is the vendors on the sidewalk selling

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#36 Post by I Love Decades! » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:15 pm

Yay for 2018!

Yay for the Bored!

Yay to everyone who played Decades: PrimeTime last month!

I miss it already.

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#37 Post by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:18 pm

Always remember this:

Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,

and that means you live forever.
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#38 Post by SolarEclipse » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:21 pm

The Spotless Sun wrote:At least the weather is nice
Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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#39 Post by Emily_Litella » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:27 pm

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#40 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:51 am

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#41 Post by Lizbit » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:19 am

Please vote for me for Queen of Thanksgiving.

I want to be in the parade riding in the back seat of a convertible. I've never had the chance to do that. I promise to wave at everybody and give wet kisses to those who vote for me.

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#42 Post by BackInTex » Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:51 am

Lizbit wrote:Please vote for me for Queen of Thanksgiving.

I want to be in the parade riding in the back seat of a convertible. I've never had the chance to do that. I promise to wave at everybody and give wet kisses to those who vote for me.
You got my vote!
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#43 Post by T_Bone's Groupies » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:34 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Stormy couldn't make it so we are the last minute replacement Grand Marshalls
If this is a MINI parade, T-Bone should be the Grand Marshall. You can't get more mini than that, as memory serves. And we're not talking height here :wink:
T-Bone still makes our hearts flutter. Or maybe we just forgot to take our medication.

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#44 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:36 am

T_Bone's Groupies wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Stormy couldn't make it so we are the last minute replacement Grand Marshalls
If this is a MINI parade, T-Bone should be the Grand Marshall. You can't get more mini than that, as memory serves. And we're not talking height here :wink:

In my defense, it IS pretty durn cold here... :evil:
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#45 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:07 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:
T_Bone's Groupies wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Stormy couldn't make it so we are the last minute replacement Grand Marshalls
If this is a MINI parade, T-Bone should be the Grand Marshall. You can't get more mini than that, as memory serves. And we're not talking height here :wink:

In my defense, it IS pretty durn cold here... :evil:
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#46 Post by CreepyAss Eddie Cantor Balloon » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:34 pm

tlynn78 wrote:My Underdog balloon will be there in spirit only, since I have long since lost the log-in for him. May he RIP. :cry:
Somehow I remembered this one, so he'll just have to do.
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#47 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:59 pm

Lizbit wrote:Please vote for me for Queen of Thanksgiving.

I want to be in the parade riding in the back seat of a convertible. I've never had the chance to do that. I promise to wave at everybody and give wet kisses to those who vote for me.
You've got my vote, too!

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#48 Post by MissBeautifulRedSquirrel » Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:13 am

silverscreenselect wrote:Where's my buddy the flag?

You can't have a parade without the flag. Even a mini-parade.

Aw, geez. I don't wanna see a grown man cry. At least not one whose heart I haven't broken first....

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#49 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:33 pm

I vote for Lizbit too! And if I had a convertible, I'd let her ride in the back in the Snowdown Parade coming up the end of January!

Or better yet, maybe we could wait for the Independence Day Parade. Brr! It's 27F outside, 73F in here. We're trying for 80.
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