WWTBAM Bored

1. Your grand cafe
DON'T ASK ME WHY - Billy Joel

6. Kissing persuasive lips
SECRET AGENT MAN - Johnny Rivers

9. Three way script
IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND - Gordon Lightfoot

16. Slow Hand Row
RICKI DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER - Steely Dan

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.
UP, UP AND AWAY - The 5th Dimension ("keep the moon beside us")

1. Don't Ask Me Why - Billy Joel
2. One Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morissette
3. nope
4. Bang a Gong - T Rex
5. Lido Shuffle - Boz Scaggs
6. nope
7. nope
8. nope
9. nope
10. nope
11. nope
12. nope
13. nope
14. My Best Friend's Girl - The Cars
15. nope
16. Rikki Don't Lose That Number - Steely Dan
17. nope
18. The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
19. The Warrior - Scandal
20. nope


Kroxquo Bonus: Manager mister - Blinded By The Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Image Bonus: Blue Suede Eyes:

1. Dont ask me why - Billy Joel
2. nope
3. Livin on a prayer - My Favorite Jovi, not my favorite Bon
4. Bang a Gong - T Rex
5. nope
6. nope
7. nope
8. Panama - Van Halen
9. If you could read my mind - Gordon Lightfoot
10. Obsession - Animotion
11. Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger
12. nope
13. nope
14. My best Friends Girl - The Cars
15. nope
16. Rikki Don't Lose that number - Steely Dan (IMAGE INCOMING)
17. nope
18. The Candy man - Sammy Davis Jr
19. nope
20. nope


Kroxquo Bonus: The usual suspect for this

Birdhouse in your soul - TMBG "Screaming Argonauts"

Image Bonus:

I saw this image after the phone game one and thought i had missed my chance.

1. Your grand cafe
DON'T ASK ME WHY/BILLY JOEL

3. Tommy and Gina
Hmmm. Although these are the main characters in Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer, I don't think their names appear in the lyrics in that form.

4. Dirty sweet
BANG A GONG/T-REX

6. Kissing persuasive lips
SECRET AGENT MAN/JOHNNY RIVERS

7. Cute little Eskimo
TRAVELIN' MAN/RICK NELSON

9. Three way script
IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND/GORDON LIGHTFOOT

16. Slow Hand Row
RIKKI, DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER/STEELY DAN

18. Groovy lemon pie
THE CANDY MAN/SAMMY DAVIS, JR.



Because the CD case is right in front of me....

Buckshot in his trousers
YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN/ETHEL MERMAN in Annie Get Your Gun




13. Music and the mothers

1. Your grand cafe

2. Flicking a cigarette

3. Tommy and Gina

4. Dirty sweet
Bang a Gong - T Rex

5. Tombstone bar
Lido Shuffle - Boz Scaggs

6. Kissing persuasive lips

7. Cute little Eskimo
Travelin' Man - Ricky Nelson

8. Hot shoe

9. Three way script
If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot

10. A wild butterfly
Obsession - Animotion

11. Pierce my tongue
Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

12. I lost my phone

13. Music and the mothers
Nashville Cats - The Lovin' Spoonful

14. Suede blue eyes
My Best Friend's Girl - The Cars

15. Tucks or silicone

16. Slow Hand Row
Rikki Don't Lose That Number - Steely Dan

17. Selling salvation

18. Groovy lemon pie
Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr

19. Walls of heartache
The Warrior - Scandal

20. My coffee's cold
Melancholia - The Who


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.
New Amsterdam - Elvis Costello (double Dutchess)

Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).
tucks or silicone - in these cases, the best choice would have been neither!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Your grand cafe

2. Flicking a cigarette

3. Tommy and Gina

4. Dirty sweet. Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T Rex

5. Tombstone bar

6. Kissing persuasive lips Secret Agent Man - Johnny Rivers

7. Cute little Eskimo Traveling Man - Rick Nelson

8. Hot shoe Panama - Van Halen

9. Three way script

10. A wild butterfly

11. Pierce my tongue

12. I lost my phone

13. Music and the mothers

14. Suede blue eyes

15. Tucks or silicone

16. Slow Hand Row

17. Selling salvation Levon - Elton John

18. Groovy lemon pie

19. Walls of heartache

20. My coffee's cold

There's about a half dozen more that are on the tip of my tongue (especially 16 & 18) that just aren't coming

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point. Birdhouse in Your Soul - They Might Be Giants "Countless Screaming Argonauts"

Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

Selling salvation

1. Your grand café
DON’T ASK ME WHY, BILLY JOEL

2. Flicking a cigarette
ONE HAND IN MY POCKET, ALANIS MORISSETTE

3. Tommy and Gina
LIVING ON A PRAYER, BON JOVI

9. Three way script
IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND

Kroxquo Bonus: RAISE YOUR GLASS, PINK (Many unique phrases. I’ll use “just get dancy.”)

Image Bonus: This one includes a couple of them.

It's time to dip into my plastic Mecca bag of old LSWE traditions and present another much dreaded version of the short snippets game! Below are very small phrases of literally only a few words that as best I can tell are unique to only one song that would be considered at least somewhat popular and well known. No matter your skill at LSWE, this game will not be easy... and a few of these will surely nag at you. But you have the entire weekend to work on this if you so desire. Have fun!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Your grand cafe

Don't Ask Me Why-Billy Joel


2. Flicking a cigarette

Don't Be Such An Ashhole-The Secondhand Chokers


3. Tommy and Gina

Livin' On A Prayer-Bon Jovi


4. Dirty sweet

Bang A Gong-T. Rex...or Get It On-Power Station. Same song, but the T. Rex version had Get It On in the dreaded parenthesis


5. Tombstone bar

If You Can Outdraw Wyatt Earp, Your Next Drink's Free-The Bartending Morticians


6. Kissing persuasive lips

Secret Agent Man-Johnny Rivers


7. Cute little Eskimo

Travelin' Man-Rick Nelson


8. Hot shoe

Panama-Van Halen


9. Three way script

If You Could Read My Mind-Gordon Lightfoot


10. A wild butterfly

Wanna See My Cocoon, Baby?-Kat R. Pillar


11. Pierce my tongue

I'll Do Anything To Get Inducted Into The Rock Hall of Fame-Pat Boone


12. I lost my phone

Anybody Seen My Shoes?-Maxwell Smart


13. Music and the mothers

Don't Sit Under The Zappa Tree With Anyone Else But Me-The Fathers of Invention


14. Suede blue eyes

My Best Friend's Squirrel-The Cars


15. Tucks or silicone

She's So High-Tai Bachman. Absolutely love this song


16. Slow Hand Row

Rikki Don't Lose That Number-Steely Dan


17. Selling salvation

Jacob's Ladder-Huey Lewis and The News...but a special nod to Bruce Hornsby, who also recorded it..and wrote it


18. Groovy lemon pie

This was the tittle of an album a couple of years ago by Christian Nesmith, son of the Monkee, along with another dude, Michael Sherwood. Offhand I don't know if there was a song on that album containing that phrase, but I'm pretty sure they're not the droids you're looking for anyway.


19. Walls of heartache

The Warrior-Scandal


20. My coffee's cold

There's gotta be more than one song with this phrase. Unfortunately I can't think of ANY, although there is one that is relentlessly knocking at the door of my brain.


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.

"Banana Fana Fo Firley"...The Name Game-Shirley Ellis


Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

NUMBER 4

It's time to dip into my plastic Mecca bag of old LSWE traditions and present another much dreaded version of the short snippets game! Below are very small phrases of literally only a few words that as best I can tell are unique to only one song that would be considered at least somewhat popular and well known. No matter your skill at LSWE, this game will not be easy... and a few of these will surely nag at you. But you have the entire weekend to work on this if you so desire. Have fun!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Your grand cafe
What You Calling Grand Cafe? by Pussyhat-wearing Beings

2. Flicking a cigarette
It Was Crappy Salsa Anyway by Buy Some Ashtrays Willya?

3. Tommy and Gina
Rsvped by I Didn't Spend $90,000 on a Wedding for Assholes Just to Showup

4. Dirty sweet
Catpoop Tapas by Thx Merv's Litterbox (Dot)

5. Tombstone bar
Embalmit wif Syzzurp by Doornail Dead

6. Kissing persuasive lips
I Want 5% On Syndication and/or Netflix Release by Me Too Dammit

7. Cute little Eskimo
Snack by Polar Bear

8. Hot shoe
Dead Dealer by Don't Go into Business With Cardcounters

9. Three way script
Purse/tote/tent by "Snagged a Really Fat One" Ed Gein

10. A wild butterfly
On Toast Points by Ed "Lepidopterama" Gein

11. Pierce my tongue
Icepick in Eye by Barbed Wire in Ass

12. I lost my phone
No. It's Under the Urinal Cake by Notooth Methguy

13. Music and the mothers
Add Wine by And Move the Coats Off the Bedit'saparty

14. Suede blue eyes
Remove Contacts At Night by Blindish Guy

15. Tucks or silicone
Surely Ugeste by Both

16. Slow Hand Row
You Wish by Gloves'r'Us

17. Selling salvation
Lemons! by Oh. Not Salivation, Something Clean and Not Gross!

18. Groovy lemon pie
No. That's Vomit by Uh, Good Luck with That

19. Walls of heartache
Kaching! by DeBakey's Ghost

20. My coffee's cold
Nobody Gives a Rat's Ass by Get Outta Line Starbucks Entity


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.

Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

1. Your grand cafe

Open Wide - Kitty Sandwich and the Board Of Health

2. Flicking a cigarette

One Hand In My Pocket - Alanis Morrisette

3. Tommy and Gina

And Bob And Carol And Ted And Alice And A 55-Gallon Drum Of Crisco - Sam's Club Savings

4. Dirty sweet

Bang A Gong (parenthetical phrase redacted) - T. Rex

5. Tombstone bar

Not That Kind Of Shot - Earp Brothers

6. Kissing persuasive lips

Secret Agent Man - Johnny Rivers

7. Cute little Eskimo

Travelin' Man - Ricky Nelson

8. Hot shoe

Odor Eater Blues - AD's Cats

9. Three way script

If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot

10. A wild butterfly

They Were Out Of Bats - Ozzy Osbourne

11. Pierce my tongue

Hold Still, Dammit - Fanny's House of Pain

12. I lost my phone

I Got You By The Balls - AT&T Lily

13. Music and the mothers

Nashville Cats - Lovin' Spoonful

14. Suede blue eyes

The Laces Had To Go Somewhere - Carl Perkins

15. Tucks or silicone

No, Thanks, I'll Pass - Phyllis Diller

16. Slow Hand Row

Rikki Don't Lose That Number - Steely Dan

17. Selling salvation

If You Want Me To Spit, It's An Extra Hundred - I Don't Get Paid To Spell

18. Groovy lemon pie

Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr.

19. Walls of heartache

No Politics Here - Moratorium Lounge Singers

20. My coffee's cold

You Wear It Well - Rod Stewart

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.

Angelsea - Cat Stevens:
Dancer to the gods

(Never heard of it?? Well.)



Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

If You Could Read My Mind:

Here's everything me and Wiki know --

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Kroxquo Bonus:
"the girl with kaleidoscope eyes"
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, The Beatles

Image Bonus:
"my coffee's cold"


Wiki really likes coffee. She tries to steal my mom's coffee every day. After she found this picture (and also a youtube that told how to make it), she asked my mom if she could go to Starbucks. My mom said, "Maybe, someday." That's a giant step more positive than the flat "no" I get whenever I ask for something. I'm going to make Wiki ask for everything from now on.

1. Your grand café - DON'T ASK ME WHY - BILLY JOEL
3. Tommy and Gina - THE BON JOVI SONG THAT'S NOT LIVING ON A PRAYER
4. Dirty sweet - BANG A GONG -T REX
5. Tombstone bar - LIDO SHUFFLE - BOZ SCAGGS
7. Cute little Eskimo -TRAVELLING MAN- RICKY NELSON
9. Three way script - IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND - GORDON LIGHTFOOT
13. Music and the mothers - NASHVILLE CATS - LOVIN' SPOONFUL
16. Slow Hand Row - RIKKI, DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER -STEELY DAN
17. Selling salvation - JACOB'S LADDER - HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS
18. Groovy lemon pie - THE CANDY MAN - SAMMY DAVIS, JR.
20. My coffee's cold - YOU WEAR IT WELL - ROD STEWART

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.

Because tonight is the Grammys....

HAIL A GYPSY CAB - NEW YORK - ALICIA KEYS

Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

Groovy Lemon Pie

Blanket guess: something by The Beatles

1. Your grand cafe

2. Flicking a cigarette

3. Tommy and Gina

4. Dirty sweet

5. Tombstone bar

6. Kissing persuasive lips

7. Cute little Eskimo

8. Hot shoe

9. Three way script

10. A wild butterfly

11. Pierce my tongue

12. I lost my phone

13. Music and the mothers

14. Suede blue eyes

15. Tucks or silicone

16. Slow Hand Row

17. Selling salvation

18. Groovy lemon pie

19. Walls of heartache

20. My coffee's cold


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point. Africa, Toto, "Kilimanjaro rises"

Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess). No. 11, but I think you'd have figured it out.

It's time to dip into my plastic Mecca bag of old LSWE traditions and present another much dreaded version of the short snippets game! Below are very small phrases of literally only a few words that as best I can tell are unique to only one song that would be considered at least somewhat popular and well known. No matter your skill at LSWE, this game will not be easy... and a few of these will surely nag at you. But you have the entire weekend to work on this if you so desire. Have fun!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Your grand cafe

2. Flicking a cigarette

Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette

3. Tommy and Gina

It's My Life - Bon Jovi

I well know this because I once knee-jerked at Tommy and Gina and answered Livin' on a Prayer instead of It's My Life (or the other way round, I can remember because I'm old...

4. Dirty sweet

Bang a Gong - T-Rex

I recognize no other version and neither should you!

5. Tombstone bar

Lido Shuffle - Boz Skaggs

6. Kissing persuasive lips

7. Cute little Eskimo

Traveling Man - Ricky Nelson

8. Hot shoe

Panama - Van Halen

9. Three way script

10. A wild butterfly

Obsession - Animotion

11. Pierce my tongue

Bad Romance - Lady Gaga

I don't think that's it, but's it all I got.

12. I lost my phone

Just Dance - Lady Gaga

So much for any chance at #11.....

13. Music and the mothers

Nashville Cats - Loving Spoonful

After I got Smoke on the Water out of my head. Can't wait to see what kind of burnt weeny lyrics Vandal is going to pull...

Fun Fact: My favourite Zappa song is contained on that LP.

14. Suede blue eyes

My Best Friend's Squirrel - The Cars

Eve more prescient points for me, can you believe it?? I was driving up to Monument Saturday and heard this song on one channel. Switched over to another station I didn't like the next song and BAM! Let's Go. What are the damned odds?

15. Tucks or silicone

She's So High - Tal Bachman

16. Slow Hand Row

17. Selling salvation

18. Groovy lemon pie

The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.

I prefer Tony Todd....

19. Walls of heartache

Warrior - Scandal

Right up there with my scream along to the radio songs I mentioned earlier

20. My coffee's cold

You Wear it Well - Rod Stewart

You know that sprots is going to find something else to bitch about, right??


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.

Diamond Dogs - David Jones - Tod Browning's freak

I was going to use ACG's Unfinished Sweet, but I think I used that on a previous snippet game, so this one's for Hottie!!1 (raises LS trophy overhead while crowd goes wild...

Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

I doubt you have to guess on this one....since it's the recipient of the IBB! Fine, fine, it's Dirty Sweet. Now that I think about it, "star shoe shimmy shuffle" would have been a great krox. But since I made my krox a tribute to Hottie (who I doubt will even see it) I'm leaving it as is....

1.) Don't Ask Me Why - Billy Joel, 4.) Bang A Gong - T Rex, 7.) I'm A Traveling Man - Ricky Nelson, 8.) Panama - Van Halen, 18.) The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr., 19.) The Warrior - Scandal. Krox Bonus: Copacabana - Barry Manilow faded feathers.

ILY, Fannie!!!!

It's time to dip into my plastic Mecca bag of old LSWE traditions and present another much dreaded version of the short snippets game! Below are very small phrases of literally only a few words that as best I can tell are unique to only one song that would be considered at least somewhat popular and well known. No matter your skill at LSWE, this game will not be easy... and a few of these will surely nag at you. But you have the entire weekend to work on this if you so desire. Have fun!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Your grand café

Don't Ask Me Why - Billy Joel


2. Flicking a cigarette

Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morissette


3. Tommy and Gina

Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi


4. Dirty sweet

Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex


5. Tombstone bar

Lido Shuffle - Boz Scaggs


6. Kissing persuasive lips

7. Cute little Eskimo

8. Hot shoe

Panama - Van Halen


9. Three way script

If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot


10. A wild butterfly

Obsession - Animotion


11. Pierce my tongue

12. I lost my phone

Just Dance - Lady Gaga


13. Music and the mothers

14. Suede blue eyes

My Best Friend's Girl - The Cars


15. Tucks or silicone

16. Slow Hand Row

Rikki Don't Lose That Number - Steely Dan


17. Selling salvation

Jacob's Ladder - Huey Lewis and the News/Bruce Horsby (who actually wrote it)


18. Groovy lemon pie

The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.


19. Walls of heartache

The Warrior - Scandal


20. My coffee's cold

You Wear It Well - Rod the Mod (I don't suppose you're very familiar with the Who's "Sell Out" album?)


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.

It's Only Natural - Crowded House - Shaking like mud



Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

1. Your grand cafe

SOON TO BE ON 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK-Gordon Ramsay

2. Flicking a cigarette

EVERY COWBOY MOVIE EVER-Clint Eastwood

3. Tommy and Gina

IT'S MY LIFE-Bon Jovi

4. Dirty sweet

GET IT ON (BANG A GONG) or BANG A GONG (GET IT ON)-T. Rex (or the Power Station)

5. Tombstone bar

LIDO SHUFFLE-Boz Scaggs

6. Kissing persuasive lips

DONALD'S NOT THAT PERSUASIVE!-Stormy Daniels

7. Cute little Eskimo

WAIT A MINUTE! STORMY'S FROM ALASKA?-Donald Trump

8. Hot shoe

I'M REALLY ON FIRE-Pyromaniac Pete

9. Three way script

A THREE WAY SCRIPT FOR A THREESOME-Mandingo

10. A wild butterfly

OBSESSION-Animotion

11. Pierce my tongue

IT MAKES BJ'S BETTER-Trina Michaels

12. I lost my phone

AND TMZ HAS THE FOOTAGE-Kim Kardashian

13. Music and the mothers

HEY! IT'S ONE OF MY CONCERTS-Ed Sheeran

14. Suede blue eyes

WHO'S STEALING MY LYRICS?-The Ghost Of Carl Perkins

15. Tucks or silicone

I CHOOSE BOTH-Joan Rivers

16. Slow Hand Row

HEY! IT'S A WALL WITH "CLAPTON IS GOD" ON IT-Urinating Dog

17. Selling salvation

I'M SELLING SOMETHING ELSE...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN-Street Corner Hooker

18. Groovy lemon pie

THE CANDYMAN-Sammy Davis Jr.

19. Walls of heartache

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR MARRYING 6 TIMES-Henry VIII

20. My coffee's cold

THAT'S THE NEW THING NOW-Trendy Hipster

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a short unique phrase, and include the phrase for an extra point.

"you bring me fire"

ONE GOOD WOMAN-Peter Cetera (I had to make up for not getting the Peter Cetera song on the last LS.)

Image Bonus: Take any of the 20 short phrases above and show me an an image that fits it (Please list which one you are working off of so I don't have to guess).

Here's a "dirty sweet" for you: