Joke of the Day

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wbtravis007 · #51 Post by **wbtravis007** » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:52 pm

Vandal wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 11, 2020 1:40 pm

Love it!

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triviawayne · #56 Post by **triviawayne** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:56 am

Rick Astley will let you have every Pixar movie in his collection except one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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silverscreenselect · #64 Post by **silverscreenselect** » Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:51 am

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#69 Post by **Vandal** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:48 pm

From Twitter:

Glad to see Nicholas Cage is wearing his mask whilst shopping

tlynn78 · #70 Post by **tlynn78** » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:47 am

Estonut wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 10, 2020 12:10 am
A guy passing the local barbershop pops his head in the door and asks, "Bob Peters here?"

The barber looks at him quizzically and replies, "No, sir! We just cut hair."

<snort>! thanks for the water through my nose.

earendel · #71 Post by **earendel** » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:42 pm

What font does alphabet soup use for its letters?

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Times New Ramen

#72 Post by **Vandal** » Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:04 pm

#73 Post by **Vandal** » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:55 am

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

#74 Post by **Vandal** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:39 pm

#75 Post by **Vandal** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:46 pm

WWTBAM Bored

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