Transcript 05/20/2008 Danielle Sparks

[BBTranscriptTeam]

Danielle Sparks
Middletown, OH
Recent graduate of Ohio State



$100- According to federal sentencing guidelines, life in prison is sometimes an appropriate punishment for which of these crimes?
A. Loitering B. First-degree murder
C. Jaywalking D. Wasting lifelines

$200- In 2006, who was given an iPod nano inscribed "To His Holiness" and loaded with songs from Vatican Radio?
A. Fidel Castro B. Prince Charles
C. Pope Benedict XVI D. Nelson Mandela

$300- Which of these sports terms is often used to mean "a sure thing"?
A. Slam dunk B. Field goal
C. Tee shot D. Corner kick



Danielle will return tomorrow




Answers:
$100- B. First-degree murder
$200- C. Pope Benedict XVI
$300- A. Slam dunk

[MyBigFatFabulousBrain]

Danielle Sparks
Middletown, OH
Recent graduate of Ohio State



$100- According to federal sentencing guidelines, life in prison is sometimes an appropriate punishment for which of these crimes?
A. Loitering B. First-degree murder
C. Jaywalking D. Wasting lifelines

IT'S D!!!!! D!!!!! D D D D D D D D D D D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God, the answer to the first question's never D! We're witnessing history here!!!!!


$200- In 2006, who was given an iPod nano inscribed "To His Holiness" and loaded with songs from Vatican Radio?
A. Fidel Castro B. Prince Charles
C. Pope Benedict XVI D. Nelson Mandela

First of all, anyone who would give the Pope an iPod should be automatically excommunicated and sent straight to Hell. Second, I don't even want to know what Vatican radio is. I didn't think there could be anything worse on the airwaves than Radio Disney....

$300- Which of these sports terms is often used to mean "a sure thing"?
A. Slam dunk B. Field goal
C. Tee shot D. Corner kick



Danielle will return tomorrow


And I may return tomorrow, even though I remember how vanilla the Tuesday transcripts were, and perhaps all week. Don't everyone get up and applaud at once now like compleat morons....

Nihil Obstat®

[MarleysGh0st]

$100- According to federal sentencing guidelines, life in prison is sometimes an appropriate punishment for which of these crimes?
A. Loitering B. First-degree murder
C. Jaywalking D. Wasting lifelines[/i]

IT'S D!!!!! D!!!!! D D D D D D D D D D D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God, the answer to the first question's never D! We're witnessing history here!!!!!

And you arrived quickly to join the celebration!

[T_Bone0806]

I don't even want to know what Vatican radio is.

Whatever it is, I'm betting the DJ is Ryan Seacrest.

[ulysses5019]

I don't even want to know what Vatican radio is.

Whatever it is, I'm betting the DJ is Ryan Seacrest.

I'm sure The Vatican Rag is on heavy rotation:

http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/VaticanRag.htm

[NellyLunatic1980]

$100- According to federal sentencing guidelines, life in prison is sometimes an appropriate punishment for which of these crimes?
A. Loitering B. First-degree murder
C. Jaywalking D. Wasting lifelines

I'm sure that MBFFB® can make a case for D. Oh wait... he just did.

Nihil obstat® so far.

[MarleysGh0st]

Danielle's carryover appearance is getting a lot of publicity, today.

http://www.local12.com/news/local/story ... 4eb8891b6a

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ ... /1025/LIFE

http://www.middletownjournal.com/hp/con ... naire.html

Sparks tried out for the show in Pittsburgh in August 2006.

"I just watch it a lot and I was a fan of it and I heard they were having a tryout close to Columbus," where she currently lives, Sparks said.

It wasn't until nearly a year later in July 2007 that she heard back from the show.

[earendel]

Danielle Sparks
Middletown, OH
Recent graduate of Ohio State

No mention of what her career field was/is.

$100- According to federal sentencing guidelines, life in prison is sometimes an appropriate punishment for which of these crimes?
A. Loitering B. First-degree murder
C. Jaywalking D. Wasting lifelines

I think "D" should be the correct answer.

Nihil obstat® so far.