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#26 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat May 31, 2008 6:21 am

peacock2121 wrote:
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fantine33 wrote: I understand lb's thing. I stay away from making regular posts when such goings on are in progress, just in case I might accidentally get it (I did the same thing with the hat posts in egroups). I think such things should be organic or they shouldn't count.

I would say what he means by forced out is that the gratuitousness was artificially induced, since even gratuitiosity can sometimes be organic.

However, he's an enabler of the first water by not only recognizing such feats, but memorializing them on a list!

Fanny once again rocks. Spot on on all counts, including me being the enabler (Though I did give up the task of keeping track of the gusses once, though for a different reason. Cal picked it up in my absence)....

This is far from the first time I've been pissed about the way a gus chase has played out. See the 2/13/03 edition title of the rankings, which was so named due to a similar incident in forcing out Love Boat's 60000 post.

The Bored was rolling along rather well this morning. Apparently, though, not well enough because God forbid a gus go by at the wrong time, or more than 15 seconds go by without a post when a gus in only a hundred posts away. And this isn't a new argument for me either, because I used to bitch at the night crew back in the day because for the better part of 2 years, they'd never let a gus hang out there for the morning crew....

And Pea can bite me right back, because she knows damn good and well how I feel about such games....

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#27 Post by peacock2121 » Sat May 31, 2008 6:32 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Fanny once again rocks. Spot on on all counts, including me being the enabler (Though I did give up the task of keeping track of the gusses once, though for a different reason. Cal picked it up in my absence)....

This is far from the first time I've been pissed about the way a gus chase has played out. See the 2/13/03 edition title of the rankings, which was so named due to a similar incident in forcing out Love Boat's 60000 post.

The Bored was rolling along rather well this morning. Apparently, though, not well enough because God forbid a gus go by at the wrong time, or more than 15 seconds go by without a post when a gus in only a hundred posts away. And this isn't a new argument for me either, because I used to bitch at the night crew back in the day because for the better part of 2 years, they'd never let a gus hang out there for the morning crew....

And Pea can bite me right back, because she knows damn good and well how I feel about such games....

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I accept your offer.

Bend over, studmuffin.

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Cute Buttmuffin.

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#28 Post by Otto Censor » Sat May 31, 2008 6:55 am

First you take the name of Our Lord in vain, then you expose yourself in a shocking display of immodesty!

I take a vacation and this place goes all to Hell!
You have entered the No Fun Zone

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#29 Post by The Spanish Inquisition » Sat May 31, 2008 6:56 am

I think we need a new Crusade!
NObody expects me!

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#30 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:05 am

Otto Censor wrote:First you take the name of Our Lord in vain, then you expose yourself in a shocking display of immodesty!

I take a vacation and this place goes all to Hell!

Did you go to Spring Break....?

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#31 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:10 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Otto Censor wrote:First you take the name of Our Lord in vain, then you expose yourself in a shocking display of immodesty!

I take a vacation and this place goes all to Hell!

Did you go to Spring Break....?

lb13
I guess since he goes wherever I go, he went crazy!

I didn't realize is was Gus Day yesterday. And they took the Mark of the Beast away from the beast! They shall be smited, only I don't have a good Smiting MM...

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#32 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:12 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Otto Censor wrote:First you take the name of Our Lord in vain, then you expose yourself in a shocking display of immodesty!

I take a vacation and this place goes all to Hell!

Did you go to Spring Break....?

lb13
I guess since he goes wherever I go, he went crazy!

I didn't realize is was Gus Day yesterday. And they took the Mark of the Beast away from the beast! They shall be smited, only I don't have a good Smiting MM...

I do, but I've done enough Merridom in the last 24 hours....

I was a bit disappointed that the Wheel's old partner didn't show up yesterday..... :P

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#33 Post by Beast's_Attorney » Sat May 31, 2008 7:12 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Otto Censor wrote:First you take the name of Our Lord in vain, then you expose yourself in a shocking display of immodesty!

I take a vacation and this place goes all to Hell!

Did you go to Spring Break....?

lb13
I guess since he goes wherever I go, he went crazy!

I didn't realize is was Gus Day yesterday. And they took the Mark of the Beast away from the beast! They shall be smited, only I don't have a good Smiting MM...
Perhaps their actions are...actionable. I shall retrieve your Rightful Gus, after I return from the gym. I need to stay fit for all the lifting I do of heavy objects, like your bill....

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#34 Post by Where's Beast? » Sat May 31, 2008 7:14 am

Beast's_Attorney wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Did you go to Spring Break....?

lb13
I guess since he goes wherever I go, he went crazy!

I didn't realize is was Gus Day yesterday. And they took the Mark of the Beast away from the beast! They shall be smited, only I don't have a good Smiting MM...
Perhaps their actions are...actionable. I shall retrieve your Rightful Gus, after I return from the gym. I need to stay fit for all the lifting I do of heavy objects, like your bill....

Sorry, leech, but all I have are a few singles.

You may have to work this one pro bono.... :P
See where I've been! Track where I go next!

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#35 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:14 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Did you go to Spring Break....?

lb13
I guess since he goes wherever I go, he went crazy!

I didn't realize is was Gus Day yesterday. And they took the Mark of the Beast away from the beast! They shall be smited, only I don't have a good Smiting MM...

I do, but I've done enough Merridom in the last 24 hours....

I was a bit disappointed that the Wheel's old partner didn't show up yesterday..... :P

lb13
I didn't know what to use as an avatar! Don't make me look at the Smarmy Version of what's-his-name. Guy married to Horse-face SJP....

I guess I could use Ben Stein!

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#36 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:16 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: I guess since he goes wherever I go, he went crazy!

I didn't realize is was Gus Day yesterday. And they took the Mark of the Beast away from the beast! They shall be smited, only I don't have a good Smiting MM...

I do, but I've done enough Merridom in the last 24 hours....

I was a bit disappointed that the Wheel's old partner didn't show up yesterday..... :P

lb13
I didn't know what to use as an avatar! Don't make me look at the Smarmy Version of what's-his-name. Guy married to Horse-face SJP....

I guess I could use Ben Stein!

Well, I wouldn't know who it was. I've (big shocker warning) never seen the movie before....

But Ben Stein would be a killer avatar....

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#37 Post by Ferrous Bueller » Sat May 31, 2008 7:24 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
I do, but I've done enough Merridom in the last 24 hours....

I was a bit disappointed that the Wheel's old partner didn't show up yesterday..... :P

lb13
I didn't know what to use as an avatar! Don't make me look at the Smarmy Version of what's-his-name. Guy married to Horse-face SJP....

I guess I could use Ben Stein!

Well, I wouldn't know who it was. I've (big shocker warning) never seen the movie before....

But Ben Stein would be a killer avatar....

lb13
I hate when this happens.

I'm still blanking on the guy's name! Voice of Simba. Producers. ACK!

Back to Google...
Anyone? Anyone?

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#38 Post by Ferrous Wheel » Sat May 31, 2008 7:25 am

Ferrous Bueller wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: I didn't know what to use as an avatar! Don't make me look at the Smarmy Version of what's-his-name. Guy married to Horse-face SJP....

I guess I could use Ben Stein!

Well, I wouldn't know who it was. I've (big shocker warning) never seen the movie before....

But Ben Stein would be a killer avatar....

lb13
I hate when this happens.

I'm still blanking on the guy's name! Voice of Simba. Producers. ACK!

Back to Google...

Matthew Broderick, I think.

And your avatar's reversed!!!! :P

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#39 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:29 am

Ferrous Wheel wrote:
Ferrous Bueller wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Well, I wouldn't know who it was. I've (big shocker warning) never seen the movie before....

But Ben Stein would be a killer avatar....

lb13
I hate when this happens.

I'm still blanking on the guy's name! Voice of Simba. Producers. ACK!

Back to Google...

Matthew Broderick, I think.

And your avatar's reversed!!!! :P
I had to go Google it!

The avatar was the first one that fit the size guidelines so I didn't have to go shrink it first. And it's not like I even get the chance to use half of the MM! I'm not busting my ass for perfection, and I get to pique your OCD in the process. Bonus! :P :P :P

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#40 Post by Beast the Slacker » Sat May 31, 2008 7:33 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
Ferrous Wheel wrote:
Ferrous Bueller wrote: I hate when this happens.

I'm still blanking on the guy's name! Voice of Simba. Producers. ACK!

Back to Google...

Matthew Broderick, I think.

And your avatar's reversed!!!! :P
I had to go Google it!

The avatar was the first one that fit the size guidelines so I didn't have to go shrink it first. And it's not like I even get the chance to use half of the MM! I'm not busting my ass for perfection, and I get to pique your OCD in the process. Bonus! :P :P :P

Yeah, don't go out of your way or anything.... :P

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#41 Post by fantine33 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:33 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
Ferrous Wheel wrote:
Ferrous Bueller wrote: I hate when this happens.

I'm still blanking on the guy's name! Voice of Simba. Producers. ACK!

Back to Google...

Matthew Broderick, I think.

And your avatar's reversed!!!! :P
I had to go Google it!

The avatar was the first one that fit the size guidelines so I didn't have to go shrink it first. And it's not like I even get the chance to use half of the MM! I'm not busting my ass for perfection, and I get to pique your OCD in the process. Bonus! :P :P :P
I think it being reversed makes it even funnier. So lb can put that in his perfection hat and block it!

Besides, I'm tired of agreeing with him on everything lately.

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#42 Post by JJ Cale » Sat May 31, 2008 7:34 am

fantine33 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Ferrous Wheel wrote:
Matthew Broderick, I think.

And your avatar's reversed!!!! :P
I had to go Google it!

The avatar was the first one that fit the size guidelines so I didn't have to go shrink it first. And it's not like I even get the chance to use half of the MM! I'm not busting my ass for perfection, and I get to pique your OCD in the process. Bonus! :P :P :P
I think it being reversed makes it even funnier. So lb can put that in his perfection hat and block it!

Besides, I'm tired of agreeing with him on everything lately.

You tell him, Love! That dude's too uncool for me.....

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#43 Post by All-Purpose Merry Man » Sat May 31, 2008 7:43 am

fantine33 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Ferrous Wheel wrote:
Matthew Broderick, I think.

And your avatar's reversed!!!! :P
I had to go Google it!

The avatar was the first one that fit the size guidelines so I didn't have to go shrink it first. And it's not like I even get the chance to use half of the MM! I'm not busting my ass for perfection, and I get to pique your OCD in the process. Bonus! :P :P :P
I think it being reversed makes it even funnier. So lb can put that in his perfection hat and block it!

Besides, I'm tired of agreeing with him on everything lately.
I should go easy on him since they snatched his Gus yesterday. But I can always use this half-assed MM if he doesn't like the ones that have a modicum of wit, albeit sloppy! :P :P :P :P
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#44 Post by JoeBobBillyWayneTucker » Sat May 31, 2008 7:45 am

All-Purpose Merry Man wrote:
fantine33 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: I had to go Google it!

The avatar was the first one that fit the size guidelines so I didn't have to go shrink it first. And it's not like I even get the chance to use half of the MM! I'm not busting my ass for perfection, and I get to pique your OCD in the process. Bonus! :P :P :P
I think it being reversed makes it even funnier. So lb can put that in his perfection hat and block it!

Besides, I'm tired of agreeing with him on everything lately.
I should go easy on him since they snatched his Gus yesterday. But I can always use this half-assed MM if he doesn't like the ones that have a modicum of wit, albeit sloppy! :P :P :P :P

Hoooooooo-Weeeeeeee! I love it sloppy!

Hey, whar's that pig of yers?

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#45 Post by fantine33 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:47 am

JJ Cale wrote:

You tell him, Love! That dude's too uncool for me.....
JJ! I've missed you!

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#46 Post by Flying Pig » Sat May 31, 2008 7:47 am

JoeBobBillyWayneTucker wrote:
All-Purpose Merry Man wrote:
fantine33 wrote: I think it being reversed makes it even funnier. So lb can put that in his perfection hat and block it!

Besides, I'm tired of agreeing with him on everything lately.
I should go easy on him since they snatched his Gus yesterday. But I can always use this half-assed MM if he doesn't like the ones that have a modicum of wit, albeit sloppy! :P :P :P :P

Hoooooooo-Weeeeeeee! I love it sloppy!

Hey, whar's that pig of yers?
Look up! And keep your eyes and mouth wiiiiiide open!!!!
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#47 Post by ShitSandwich » Sat May 31, 2008 7:49 am

Flying Pig wrote:
JoeBobBillyWayneTucker wrote:
All-Purpose Merry Man wrote: I should go easy on him since they snatched his Gus yesterday. But I can always use this half-assed MM if he doesn't like the ones that have a modicum of wit, albeit sloppy! :P :P :P :P

Hoooooooo-Weeeeeeee! I love it sloppy!

Hey, whar's that pig of yers?
Look up! And keep your eyes and mouth wiiiiiide open!!!!
GERONIMO!!!!!!!!
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#48 Post by fantine33 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:49 am

peacock2121 wrote:
fantine33 wrote:I understand lb's thing. I stay away from making regular posts when such goings on are in progress, just in case I might accidentally get it (I did the same thing with the hat posts in egroups). I think such things should be organic or they shouldn't count.

I would say what he means by forced out is that the gratuitousness was artificially induced, since even gratuitiosity can sometimes be organic.

However, he's an enabler of the first water by not only recognizing such feats, but memorializing them on a list!
this cracked me up.

Wonder if those words could or would be used together in any other place.
They cannot. The phrase isn't found on google and we all know that if we can't find it on the internet, it doesn't exist!

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#49 Post by fantine33 » Sat May 31, 2008 7:51 am

ShitSandwich wrote:GERONIMO!!!!!!!!
JJ AND Kitty Sandwich! My morning is complete.

I've never had a merry man, but I need one called Artifically Induced Gratuitousness. Except I hate to post gratuitously, so I'd never use it. Ha!

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#50 Post by Fluffy » Sat May 31, 2008 7:52 am

fantine33 wrote:
ShitSandwich wrote:GERONIMO!!!!!!!!
JJ AND Kitty Sandwich! My morning is complete.

I've never had a merry man, but I need one called Artifically Induced Gratuitousness. Except I hate to post gratuitously, so I'd never use it. Ha!

You should get an MM. All the cool people have one....

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