Diamond Bar, Cal.
$500
Which of these is the only topping you’re actually likely to find on Panera Bread’s so-called “Everything” bagel?
A: Wet leaves B: Poppy seeds
C: Monkey fur D: Nuclear waste
Spoiler
B: Poppy seeds
$1,000
His willingness to engage in battle alongside the men he commanded earned future president Zachary Taylor what descriptive nickname?
A: Old Rough and Ready B: Old Soft and Gooey
C: Old Hot and Sweaty D: Old Weak and Flabby
Spoiler
A: Old Rough and Ready
$2,000
When a supermarket’s doors open, that strong blast of air you feel blowing down from above is meant to serve several purposes, including which of these?
A: Keep flies out B: Mess up shoplifters’ hair
C: Chill you so you buy lots of soup D: Blow your coupons out of your cart
Spoiler
A: Keep flies out
$3,000
Based on evidence found in the well-known nursery rhyme “Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,” Peter could conceivably be charged with what imaginary crime?
A: Grand Theft Tuffet B: Involuntary Eggslaughter
C: Unlawful Pumpkin Shell Imprisonment D: Wool Trafficking
Spoiler
C: Unlawful Pumpkin Shell Imprisonment
$5,000
By definition, a country that is a gerontocracy is ruled by whom?
A: Foreigners B: Women
C: The military D: Old men
Spoiler
D: Old men
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QotD
Which of these grooming products got its name because it was originally made with apples?
A: Cologne B: Pomade
C: Mascara D: Shampoo
Spoiler
B: Pomade
$7,000
With over 14M thumbs up, the most-liked YouTube video of all time is the music video for “See You Again,” the tribute to actor Paul Walker featuring whom?
A: Drake B: Wiz Khalifa
C: Justin Bieber D: Adele
Spoiler
A: 9% B: 69% C: 6% D: 16%
Spoiler
B: Wiz Khalifa
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