Jay Malarcher
Professor
Morgantown, W.Va.
$500
According to a poll by Men’sHealth.com, which of these is NOT one of the traits women find most attractive in a man?
A: Kindness B: Dependability
C: A history of shoplifting convictions D: Faithfulness
Spoiler
C: A history of shoplifting convictions
$1,000
Which of the following happens when President Trump pushes the special red button on his desk in the Oval Office?
A: Health care is reformed B: A Supreme Court Justice is nominated
C: Peace is achieved in the Middle East D: Someone brings him a Coke
Spoiler
D: Someone brings him a Coke
$2,000
Dwarfing any of our skyscrapers, which of these is the largest structure on earth built by creatures other than Homo sapiens?
A: Great Barrier Reef B: The Eiffel Anthill
C: Hoover Beaver Dam D: Taj Ma’hairball
Spoiler
A: Great Barrier Reef
$3,000
Reminiscent of the Ice Bucket Challenge, a viral campaign to raise leukemia awareness has people filming themselves taking a bite of what pucker-inducing fruit?
A: Banana B: Pear
C: Apple D: Lemon
Spoiler
D: Lemon
$5,000
The letter “A” is the vowel that appears the most in the names of the days of the week, turning up 8 times. Ignoring “Y,” which vowel appears next most often?
A: E B: I
C: O D: U
Jay counts the vowels in Monday through Friday. “E” appears 3 times.
Spoiler
D: U
Jay is a llama.
Jay is a llama.
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